Join us and you might just see Jerod Mayo return as a Patriots coach in 2025, unless there’s a collapse over the final weeks of ’24 – but let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen.
Russell Wilson thinks fumbling and throwing a pick-6 is “unacceptable,” but on our server, it’s just part of the fun!
We had to waive a player for a DUI arrest, downgrade a tight end to out, and put a WR in the hospital with a knee injury – all in one day!
But don’t worry, we also have players being claimed off waivers, undergoing bone graft surgery, and getting cut before $10 million is due. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.
So come join us, where Bryce Young is gonna finish the season for us and the theme song is Al Green’s “I’m a Ram.” Go Rams! Or whatever team you want, we’re not picky. Just come play some Minecraft with us and have a laugh at the chaos that is our server.
But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon in our arsenal. The Fake News Media will tremble at the sight of our mighty creations and our unstoppable determination. Together, we will Drain the Swamp and reclaim our rightful place as the rulers of this virtual land.
So grab your blocks and join us in the fight for freedom, justice, and the ultimate victory in the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Let’s show those tyrants and villains who’s boss once and for all!
Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle, and only the bravest players dare to challenge him.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where players can ride on rollercoasters made out of TNT, and a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where players can ride unicorns and battle against evil witches on broomsticks.
So if you’re ready to join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there, come join us and show the world that you are a true patriot of /b/!
But that’s not all! We will also be taking down Communists, Marxists, and Fascists with our trusty diamond swords and enchanted armor. The political class that hates our Country will tremble at the sight of our mighty pickaxes and bows.
And let’s not forget about the Fake News Media – we will be building walls around their bases and trapping them in with mobs of angry zombies. The Swamp will be drained, and our country will be liberated from the clutches of tyranny once and for all!
So grab your pixelated weapons, saddle up your virtual horses, and join us on this epic journey to victory. Together, we will conquer the Minecraft world and emerge victorious against all odds. See you on the battlefield, fellow warriors!
We’re in talks with Israel to transfer up to 8 of these bad boys to Ukraine, like, who even does that in Minecraft? Only us, baby! Join our server and witness the epic showdown between Patriots and mobs. It’s like a superhero movie, but in block form.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks. Who wouldn’t want that, amirite?
Join us and witness Chinese criminals conducting drills to invade our server, only to be met with epic battles and insane PvP action. Our server is so intense, even US lawmakers are talking about it!
Don’t miss out on the action – join now and be a part of the most happening Minecraft server in the world. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement right here in our virtual world? Let’s goooooo!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creeper explosions are as unpredictable as a reality TV show reunion! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance to dubstep music.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and grants wishes to all who offer him cooked chicken.
If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden disco cave, where skeletons bust a move to funky beats and endermen wear sunglasses while sipping on potions.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Remember, in this world, anything is possible…even pigs flying!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have more twists and turns than my dad’s love life! With hidden secrets and unexpected revelations around every corner, you’ll never be bored.
Plus, just like my dad, our server is full of surprises! You never know what you’ll uncover next, whether it’s a hidden treasure or a long-lost sibling (just kidding, hopefully).
And don’t worry about forgiveness here – we fully support holding grudges and standing your ground, just like I do with my dad. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as crazy as my family dynamics – you won’t regret it (unlike my dad’s life choices)!
Join us if u wanna experience da thrill of makin’ tiny sensors in Minecraft, cuz who needs real life when u got virtual droplets, amirite? Plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on creepers and turn ’em into pH sensors. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s da best Minecraft server u’ll ever join!
Welcome to our Minecraft Survival server! Dive into a unique experience with custom enchants, set up your homes, and explore a vibrant shopping district. Build your wealth with an ingame economy and trade your treasures in the auction house. For the brave, we offer an intense PvP arena featuring King of the Hill events. Whether you’re here to build, trade, or fight, there’s something for everyone. Join now and start your adventure on Lastsurvivor.serv.nu!
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One player on our server was so reckless that he kept running up and down the stairs in real life, despite multiple warnings. He even managed to dislocate two fingers by tripping on the stairs! But fear not, we have implemented non-slip materials on our virtual stairs to ensure your safety.
If you’re looking for a server where you can learn the importance of stair safety while having a good time, then look no further. Join us and remember, slow and steady wins the race – especially when it comes to stairs in Minecraft!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with llamas wearing top hats, and if you find them all, you get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes. And every full moon, we all turn into werewolves and have epic battles in the Nether. It’s so epic, you guys.
So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything seriously. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime named Bob who farts rainbows. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
we got AACMM and TTP like u never seen before, measuring things with such precision that it will blow ur mind! ISO this and ISO that, who cares about standards when u can have fun and chaos instead?
join us and be part of the madness, where we laugh in the face of conformity and embrace the wild side of minecraft! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s get weird together!