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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 3995 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 39 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 688209 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 190 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Join us and you might just see Jerod Mayo return as a Patriots coach in 2025, unless there’s a collapse over the final weeks of ’24 – but let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen.
Russell Wilson thinks fumbling and throwing a pick-6 is “unacceptable,” but on our server, it’s just part of the fun!
We had to waive a player for a DUI arrest, downgrade a tight end to out, and put a WR in the hospital with a knee injury – all in one day!
But don’t worry, we also have players being claimed off waivers, undergoing bone graft surgery, and getting cut before $10 million is due. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.
So come join us, where Bryce Young is gonna finish the season for us and the theme song is Al Green’s “I’m a Ram.” Go Rams! Or whatever team you want, we’re not picky. Just come play some Minecraft with us and have a laugh at the chaos that is our server.
