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PatriotCraft: Israeli-Ukrainian Alliances

air defense, alliances, arms transfer, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, eastern europe, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, IsraeliUkrainian, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military aid, missile defense, Patriot batteries, PatriotCraft, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Potions Brewed:	163
Dimension Hops:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more patriot batteries than Israel has to Ukraine 😂 our server is so lit that even during wars in the north, we still have time to play minecraft and blow stuff up 💥 join us for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in your life 🤪 who needs real wars when you can have virtual ones in minecraft, amirite? 😜 join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together! 🎮 #minecraft #patriotbatteries #craziness

Welcome to MurkWorld, where Minecraft meets chaos and laughter! Join our quirky community for a jolly good time!

Auction, Australia, Chaos, combat pets, Community, Custom Enchants, Eco Pets, Faction, Good, Join, jolly, Lag-free, Laughter, MATURE MODERATORS, MCMMO, meets, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MurkWorld, new zealand, Oceanic, old school, proximity voice chat, PvP, Quests, quirky, Raiding, smp, Time

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Potions Brewed:	187
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Server Name:	MurkPvP
Location:	Sydney, Australia
Server IP:	murkpvp.sparked.network
BEDROCK IP:	103.152.196.66
BEDROCK PORT:	19132

Overview:

Live in Australia or New Zealand and sick of laggy servers? MurkPvP is hosted in Sydney and offers perfect connection for oceanic players. It is an old school factions server with a friendly player base, auctions, combat pets to collect, and proximity voice chat. Players start with an iron kit and a custom item, and spawn is the only protected area.

Server Features:

Old school factions gameplay
Stacked and upgraded spawners
Player-based auctions and economy
Combat pets to collect
No lag for oceanic players (Aus/NZ/Asia)
Custom enchants
MCMMO skill system
Mob Arena with custom maps
Over 200 quests with rewards
Eco Pets for combat and resource gathering

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Is the server only for players in Australia and New Zealand?

No, while the server offers a lag-free experience for oceanic players, it is open to all players worldwide.

Do I need to pay to win on this server?

No, the server is not pay to win. Everyone has an equal opportunity to progress and succeed in the game.

Are there moderators and admins on the server?

Yes, the server is looking for mature moderators and admins with experience handling plugins. You can message the server owner on Discord for more information.

Can I play solo or do I need to team up with others?

You can play solo or team up with friends on MurkPvP. The choice is yours, and both playstyles are welcome.

How do I obtain custom enchants on the server?

Custom enchants are obtained through the enchanting table and villagers, just as vanilla intended. Level up your skills and unlock powerful abilities.

HappyHero Minecraft Server

blissful, cheerful, CONTENT, delighted, Ecstatic, elated, exuberant, Grateful, Happiness, Happy, HappyHero, Hero, joy, jubilant, Minecraft, Optimistic, overjoyed., pleased, Positive, Server, thankful, Thrilled, upbeat

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ores Mined:	947
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	82
Towns Built:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Potions Brewed:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. But watch out, because the dragon has an army of dancing creepers who will try to distract you with their sick moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of block-breaking Tetris.

And if you’re feeling hungry, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on magical cakes that give you super speed or burgers that make you invincible for 10 minutes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the hero you were always meant to be! My hero is so happy!

DirtSquad SMP: WE ARE DIRT, WE ARE ALONE

addiction, afraid, alone, Alternative, Dirt, DirtSquad, emotional, Fake, fear, Insecurity, Introspective, Loneliness, Lyrics, Music, Over.., Rock, self reflection, self-doubt, smp, Sober, Ugly

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	New Chunks Explored:	412120
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! We are a group of misfits who have come together to create the most insane and unpredictable server you’ve ever seen. Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not! – Our server mascot is a dancing creeper named Bob who loves to break out into spontaneous dance parties. – We have a yearly event called “The Great Sheep Race” where players ride on sheep around a giant obstacle course while being chased by angry villagers. – Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on our server. – We have a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but giant chickens who speak in Shakespearean English. To enter, you must recite a sonnet about poultry.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Join us and find out!

Blocky Ex’s Nudes Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, BETRAYAL, blocky, Closure, deleted pictures, Emotional Abuse, ex girlfriend, ex lovers, Ex-partners, Exs, hate, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, nudes, painful memories, past relationships, Revenge, self-care, Server, toxic relationship

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where griefers are banned faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Join us and leave behind the exes who delete your pictures and the drama that comes with them. Build your own world where the only abusive behavior is from those pesky zombies trying to break down your door. Join us now and say goodbye to the haters, because on our server, the only thing getting deleted is that ugly cobblestone house you built when you first started playing.

Minecraft SMP: KhelifCraft – The Emanprodite Adventures

Adventures, arrested, Be Khelif, beat up, Ease, Emanprodite, Female fighters, games, goatfucking, gold medal, Growing, KhelifCraft, LGBT celebrity, liberal media, Minecraft, natural women, Olympic, opponent, Retirement, smear, smp, third-world country, West, worshipped celebrity

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can be anything you want, even a goatfucking emanprodite from a third world country like Khelif! Join us and show off your skills in PvP, building, and redstone contraptions.

We have an Olympic event where you can compete against natural women and show them who’s boss. Pretend to be weak at first, then BAM, dominate the competition and become a LGBT celebrity in the Minecraft world. The liberal medias will praise you for beating up natural women, something that would normally get you arrested!

After winning the gold medal, you can retire and live as a worshipped celebrity in the West. So come join us and experience the insanity of our Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible!

SisSquabble Minecraft Server

adult responsibilities, adulting, apartment living, budgeting issues, cohabitation problems, family dynamics, financial responsibilities, financial strain, financial stress, financial support, income verification, independence struggles, irresponsible behavior, lease agreements, living arrangements, Minecraft, roommate conflicts, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling support, SisSquabble

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of living with a lazy sister who can’t even pay her share of the bills? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our virtual world is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless diamonds – everything your sister can’t provide in real life. Plus, there are no WiFi bills to argue about here, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can drive cars without worrying about teaching anyone how to drive, and you can build credit by crafting the most epic structures. And don’t even get us started on the cleanliness – our virtual world is spotless, thanks to our magical cleaning fairies.

With our lease never expiring, you’ll never have to deal with the stress of living with your sister again. Say goodbye to financial woes and hello to a world where you can thrive without the burden of taking care of someone else. Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

DreamCraft: Weird & Wacky Adventures

Adventures, BIZARRE, DreamCraft, dreams, Ethereal, FANTASY, hallucination, imagination, Inexplicable, Metaphysical, Mind, Mysterious, odd, OTHERWORLDLY, peculiar, Perception, Sleep, strange, subconscious, surreal, UNUSUAL, vision, Wacky, weird

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6671
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Have you ever dreamed of riding a flying pig while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride through dreamland where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Explore enchanted forests, build towering castles, and tame dragons as your loyal pets. Who needs reality when you can live out your wildest dreams in blocky pixel form? Join us now and let the dream adventures begin!

Strawberry Lemonade: Where Minecraft meets fruity chaos and dramatic storytelling!

adventurous spirits, bard, better combat, Bosses, Chaos, Civilian, Community, conquering vampire lord, Cosmetics, Create, deadly enemies, dragon-slaying wizard, dramatic, Dungeons, Fruity, ice and fire, lemonade, magical wonder, meets, Minecraft, Modded, moon beast, righteous vampire hunter, rp, storytelling, Strawberry, Vampires, Vampirism, weapons, werewolf

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord Link	https://discord.com/invite/JZBY9zGSsQ
Server IP	66.59.211.247:25565 or strawlemon.minecraft.best

If you’re looking for fun then step right up, we have:

Hot Vampires
Dungeons Galore
Bosses to bully
Cosmetics so you can look cool af
Weapons that come with an OSHA warning
The ability to become a bard
Werewolves

We have a fun thriving community and just started a spawn for everyone to shop at! Come join and chat!

This server and modpack is custom built to create a sense of magical wonder, adventurous spirits, and deadly enemies. You can RP as whatever you’d like: a dragon-slaying wizard, a conquering vampire lord, a righteous vampire hunter, a civilian who bakes bread, a werewolf, etc.

We have Vampirism, Create, Ice and Fire, Better Combat, Simply Swords, Botania, Blood Magic, Occultism, Mowzie’s Mobs and 150+ more mods.

This server is Forge 1.20.1 only, open to everyone. Feel free to join and chat!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it has over 150 mods including Vampirism, Create, Ice and Fire, and more.
Can I RP as any character?	Yes, you can RP as any character you desire, from a wizard to a werewolf.
Is the server open to everyone?	Yes, the server is open to all players who enjoy fun and adventure.

SpiceOcean Minecraft Server

Cooking, Culinary, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural sensitivity, Cultural traditions, Diversity, ethnicity, flavor profiles, Food, food culture, global cuisine, international cuisine, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, oceans, Seasoning, seasoning techniques, Server, Spice, SpiceOcean, white people

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of bland, unseasoned oceans in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have oceans so spicy that even white people can’t handle them! Dive into a world where every wave is seasoned to perfection and every fish is seasoned with a kick. Join us for a taste of adventure and flavor unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: Dumping-free Japan

bullrun, Buy, cryptocurrency, digital assets, dumping, Dumpingfree, Economy, finance, Investment, Japan, market, market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, OMG, price movement, smp, stock market, stocks, STOP, Trading, trading signals, trading strategy

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Ores Mined:	8021	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Magic Crystals Found:	14

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, listen up, fam! This Minecraft SMP is so lit, even Japan stopped dumping for a day just to check it out! That’s right, the whole country was like, “Hold up, we gotta get in on this bullrun, buy buy buy!” 🚀🚀🚀

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are our financial advisors, the zombies are our hype men, and the skeletons are our bodyguards (because let’s face it, they got mad aim). 💰💰💰

We’ve got insane stories like the time a player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, or when someone accidentally turned their entire base into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry mobs for days! 🍰🎢

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Nether portal on fire, then come join us and let’s make some diamond dreams come true! 💎💎💎