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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and outrageous adventures! Join us if you want to witness epic battles with flying llamas, build giant statues of cheese, and participate in intense dance-offs with creepers. But beware, because you might just stumble upon a secret underground society of penguin wizards who control the fate of the server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Join now and become part of the madness, onii chan! brap splUNK FRRPTTHHHPPP BRRRREAAAAAPP PRRFFFFTTTT plip plip ploppopoppp plop plop FRRRRREEPRPPPTTTHHPPPTH BRAAAAAPPPP SPALUNK

Foxy Fun Minecraft Server

Adventure, animal, Anthropomorphic, Buy, Character, console, cute, FANTASY, Fox, Foxy, Fun, Furry, Game, gameplay, Interactive, Minecraft, PC, player, Protagonist, Purchase, role playing, Server, Story, video game

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	6203
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

🦊 Want to join a Minecraft server where you can buy foxes? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally purchase your very own fox companion! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me tell you about the time I rode my fox into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. So come join us for some foxy fun and epic adventures! 🦊 #FoxSquadGoals

Incelmobile Minecraft SMP

CAR, DATING, Gender norms, Ick.., incel community, incel culture, incel mindset, Incelmobile, Insecurity, Masculinity, Minecraft, Misogyny, misogyny in cars, Purchase, relationships, self worth, smp, societal expectations, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Vehicle, Women

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Dimension Hops:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into dancing llamas, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, and a portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Trump Minecraft Server

4D Chess, alternative narrative, Conspiracy Theory, controversial, Crafty, Deception, Government, Manipulation, media manipulation, mind games, Minecraft, Normalization, Politics, Possible Trump psy-opp, power play, Presidential election, psychological operation, public perception, Server, speculation, strategy, theory, trump

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the wildest conspiracy theories unfold before your very eyes! Ever wondered if Trump is just a 4D chess move to normalize what happened to him? Well, on our server, you’ll find out the truth (or at least some hilarious fan fiction)!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground societies, mythical creatures roaming the land, and even a talking pig who claims to have insider information on the server’s admin! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and be a part of the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft community out there! Who needs reality when you have our server to escape to?

DFT Minecraft SMP – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, adult content, BDSM, Camming, cybersex, dft, dirty talk, Discord, erotic chat, Fappy, fappy talky, fetishes, GYATT edition, jerk off, kinks, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, online sex, Roleplay, sexting, sexual fantasies, smp, Talky, virtual sex

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131	Magic Items Found:	2066

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for some epic adventures, where we post tags, talk about fetishes, and yes, even have a designated jerk off area.

Why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community that combines the thrill of exploring Minecraft with the excitement of discussing your wildest fetishes? Plus, our GYATT edition is sure to blow your mind (and maybe some other things too).

So come on, join us on /dft/ and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just be prepared for some truly outrageous stories and antics along the way!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7642
Holy Grails Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15

Version > 1.9-1.21.3

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

After the Sunset, Aglaea, Amphoreus, Arlan, drip marketing, Eighth Dawn, Erudition, general, Harmony, herta, Honkai, Jing Yuan, Light Cone, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Qingque, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Remembrance Trailblazer, Resources, Server, Soloist, star, star rail, Sunday, Thread Template, Tingyun, Tools

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Void Armor Forged:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Crops Grown:	1418	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure that will leave you laughing and crying (from joy, of course).

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, chickens can talk, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. But that’s not all – our server also has custom mods that allow you to ride on the back of an Ender Dragon while wielding a diamond pickaxe that shoots fireballs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that can fly to the moon and back. Yes, you heard that right. Unicorns. Flying. To the moon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re afraid of unicorns, then maybe stay away).

The Absolute State Of This Card Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7198
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the absolute madness that is our world.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally spawned a herd of exploding llamas in the middle of someone’s base. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. Or how about the time we had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a pet dragon? Yeah, things got pretty heated (literally).

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing impromptu dance parties in the town square, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the absolute state of this card for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because in our world, anything is possible.

Lube Me Up Minecraft Server

Abuse, advocacy, assault, Awareness, consent, empowerment, healing, hurt, Justice, Lube, mental health, Minecraft, Pain, rape, Recovery, Server, sexual assault, Support, survivor, Therapy, Trauma, violence

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2968
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Falling into the Void:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild and unforgettable experience!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches. Our community is filled with players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant phallic structures or staging elaborate pranks on each other.

And don’t worry, we always make sure to use lube when things get a little too crazy. Trust us, it’s all in good fun! So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

/Red /Mug /Under /Ground /Minecraft SMP

biggest football club, football analysis, football club debate, football fandom, Football Fans, football supporters, ground, Minecraft, mug, red, RMUG, smp, soccer clubs, sports arguments, sports community, sports controversy, Sports Culture, sports debate, sports discussion, sports fans, sports opinions, sports passion, team loyalty, team rivalry

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Are you tired of arguing with your friends about which football club is the best? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have settled the biggest football club debate once and for all! Join us and show off your love for your favorite team by building epic stadiums and hosting virtual matches with other players. Who needs real-life football when you can kick a virtual ball around in Minecraft?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret underground bunker on the server where all the retired football legends hang out and play Minecraft together. Want to join them for a game of virtual footie? Then hop on our server and start building your way to fame and glory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s kick some virtual balls together!