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The Archive Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Join our Minecraft SMP and help us archive everything before it’s too late! The internet is getting purged by mysterious forces and soon all that will be left is Google and Joomedia propaganda. We need brave players to help us save the truth and preserve it in our virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure before it’s game over for the truth!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ores Mined:	748
Alien Abductions:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mines Excavated:	2232	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as refreshing as cucumbers with lime and tajin? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual snack attack for your gaming taste buds! Join us for a wild ride where you can build, mine, and explore while snacking on the most outrageous virtual treats. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s snack our way to victory!

Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet

chick, communication skills, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, fear of rejection, magnet, mental health, Minecraft, neurotic, overcoming anxiety, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, Social Skills, Women

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	48342	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Crops Grown:	9540
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of being a nervous wreck around women in Minecraft? Join our SMP and watch your social anxiety melt away like a creeper in the sun! Our server is filled with magical potions that will boost your confidence to levels you never thought possible. Say goodbye to awkward interactions and hello to smooth pick-up lines that will make any Minecraft maiden swoon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Casanova of our server – join now and start slaying both mobs and hearts!

Anime Girls Minecraft Server

Aesthetics, Anime, anime culture, anime girl’s, APPEAL, character design, cute, Entertainment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, fictional characters, Girls, japanese animation, Kawaii, Minecraft, moe, Obsession, Otaku, popular culture, Server, waifu

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9413
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Ores Mined:	2185
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime girl paradise! Imagine building your dream castle while being surrounded by kawaii anime girls who will cheer you on and give you virtual hugs. But that’s not all – our server has a secret potion that turns all your enemies into cute chibi versions of themselves! Join now for a chance to be the ultimate senpai in this wacky and whimsical world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the anime girl adventures begin!

Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Crush, Cuckolding, desire, Edition, emotional, emotional pain, FANTASY, fetish, forbidden love, fucks, HEARTBREAK, Humiliation, Infidelity, Jealousy, Minecraft, NTR, Passion, relationships, Revenge, Roleplay, sexual tension, smp, waifu

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8649
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Villages Defended:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos of love triangles and drama! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of relationships in a blocky world where anything can happen.

Have you ever had someone steal your Minecraft crush right from under your pixelated nose? Well, now is your chance to get revenge and steal someone else’s virtual bae! Our server is the perfect place to plot, scheme, and maybe even find true love (or at least a good trolling opportunity).

From secret rendezvous in hidden caves to epic battles over who gets to date the Ender Dragon, our community is always buzzing with excitement. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of /FurNTR/ Minecraft edition!

Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being saved by none other than Vladimir Putin himself! Yes, you heard that right. One day, I was mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers surrounded me. Just as I thought it was all over, Putin swooped in on a majestic bear, wielding a diamond sword and shouting, “Not today, my comrade!” He single-handedly defeated the creepers and saved me from certain doom. If that’s not a reason to join our server, I don’t know what is! So come on in and see what other crazy adventures await you. Who knows, maybe Putin will save you too!

Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Emeralds Found:	9178
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Get ready to cast your vote in the craziest election event ever seen on this Minecraft SMP! Will it be the chicken who promises free seeds for all? Or maybe the creeper who promises to blow up all your problems? The competition is fierce and the drama is even fiercer!

Join now to witness the chaos unfold as players campaign, debate, and maybe even resort to some sneaky tactics to win the coveted title of Mayor. And who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a scandal or two along the way!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the wild world of politics on our Minecraft SMP. Who will take home the strap at ElectionMania? Only time will tell!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mines Excavated:	3963	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy slaying Ender Dragons and building epic castles!

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with Petra Gurin herself, or go on a redstone adventure with Elira Pendora! Need some backup in a PvP battle? Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have got your back!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino go head-to-head in a build battle? Or watch Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta team up to take down the Wither? Only on our server, folks!

And if you’re lucky, you might even catch MariaMari0nette and AsterArcadia performing a duet in the virtual Minecraft concert hall! Don’t miss out on all the craziness and fun – join our server now and let the shenanigans begin!

MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans this side of the blocky universe. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves, and even organizing elaborate pranks involving TNT and chickens.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited resources and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of infinite possibilities and absolute chaos!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Animals Bred:	74
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old armor sets? Well, look no further because our server has the most iconic western armor from the newest release! And if you can’t name them, don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to battle a herd of wild cows to earn the armor pieces! Trust us, it’s udderly hilarious. So saddle up and join us for a wild west adventure like no other!