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KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!

Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchantments Applied:	53	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Falling into the Void:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

IceAgeCraft Minecraft Server

Claim, Conspiracy Theory, Daily, Deception, deep fakes, Dems, doubt, fake news, freezing up, IceAgeCraft, Kek, lefty’s, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Server, skepticism, social media, Technology, Truth, Videos

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Buildings Constructed:	31	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9869

Are you tired of freezing up in the cold, just like a snow golem in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that you’ll never experience a freeze again! And if anyone tries to claim that our amazing gameplay is just a “deep fake,” we’ll just laugh it off like a creeper exploding in your face! Join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only thing freezing will be your enemies in fear of your epic skills!

ProveItCraft

argument with girlfriend, awkward situation, clean living room, cluttered coffee table, dating conflict, dating drama, defending actions, defending myself, Embarrassing moment, explaining situation, explaining tasks, fetish accusation, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, ProveItCraft, proving wrong, social awkwardness, social dynamics, taskmaster themed birthday

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3961
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taskmaster challenge. Complete tasks like “tying yourself up,” “sitting on cakes,” and “throwing items into elevated buckets” to earn epic rewards and bragging rights. And don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – no fetishes involved here!

Join us and meet fellow players who share your love for all things quirky and hilarious. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate defending your Taskmaster skills to a new friend. So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

SoloCraft: VacayVentures

Adventure, culture, Escape, Experience, Explore, INDEPENDENCE, personal growth, Relaxation, Safety, Self Discovery, solo travel, solo trip, solo vacation, SoloCraft, travel, travel advice, travel alone, travel experiences, travel tips, vacation, VacayVentures, Wanderlust

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5438
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	3910
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Are you tired of traveling alone during vacations and getting bored out of your mind? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to travel alone again! Join us and embark on epic adventures with a group of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is like a never-ending vacation where you can explore exotic lands, battle fierce monsters, and even build your own crazy creations. And if you ever feel lonely, just shout out in the chat and you’ll have a whole squad of players ready to join you on your journey.

So why travel alone when you can join our server and have the time of your life with a bunch of nutty Minecraft pals? Pack your bags (or pickaxe) and come join the fun today!

UyghurVillageMakeover

authoritarian regime, China, Chinese censorship, cultural genocide, Cultural preservation, discrimination, east turkestan, Ethnic Minorities, forced assimilation, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international scrutiny, minority rights, name changes, political oppression, religious persecution, Report, Uyghur, UyghurVillageMakeover, Villages, Xinjiang

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	3507	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Farms Harvested:	519	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

so, like, this server is like the craziest place ever, man. we got like, villages being renamed by china, but like, in minecraft, we rename villages for fun! join us and be part of the wackiest village renaming party ever! who needs uyghur villages when you can have villages named after your pet goldfish, amirite? come join us and be part of the madness!

RackAttackChiroCraft

Alternative Medicine, back pain relief, chiropractic adjustment, chiropractic care, chiropractic treatment, historical torture methods, holistic healing, medieval medicine, medieval torture, pain relief, physical therapy, rack torture, RackAttackChiroCraft, spinal manipulation, spine alignment, torture devices, torture experience, torture history, torture survivors, torture techniques, torture victims

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Votes:	3495
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Void Gems Collected:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

join our server for the most epic chiropractic adjustments in all of minecraft land! our torture rack is the ultimate chiropractor, giving your spine the stretch it never knew it needed. but don’t worry, we promise not to take it too far… maybe. come for the back-cracking fun, stay for the questionable medical practices! trust us, your vertebrae will thank you.

PlasticPeenProblemsMC

discovery, environmental health, erectile dysfunction, health concerns, male fertility, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, penis health, penises, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic pollution, PlasticPeenProblemsMC, Pollution, questions, reproductive health, research, scientific findings, sexual function, sexual health, study

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where players have discovered microplastics in their pixelated penises?! 😱 Yeah, you heard that right! And now everyone’s wondering if it’s causing erectile dysfunction in the game! 😂 But don’t worry, we’ve got the best doctors in the virtual world to help you out! Join now for a chance to experience this crazy phenomenon and maybe even get your blocky mojo back! 😜🍆💊 #BlockyED #MinecraftMadness

WalesCraft Minecraft Server

British Isles, country size, country size debate, geographic dimensions, geographic proportions, geographic size, geographical debate, geographical measurement, land area, land mass, land size, Minecraft, national boundaries, national size, Server, Size Comparison, Size of Wales, United Kingdom, wales, WalesCraft, Welsh geography, Welsh land area, Welsh territory

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of tiny Wales on the map? Well, on our server, Wales is MASSIVE! That’s right, you can explore a giant Wales that stretches for miles in every direction. Build your own Welsh castle, herd virtual sheep, and even ride a virtual dragon over the Welsh countryside. Join now and experience Wales like never before!

SportyCraft Minecraft Server

Athletics, Competition, Minecraft, national pride, Physical fitness, Server, sports, sports achievements, Sports Culture, sports development, sports economy, sports events, sports excellence, sports industry, sports infrastructure, sports participation, sports performance, sports skills, sports success, sports talent, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, teamwork

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Join our Minecraft server and show off your country’s athletic prowess in a whole new way! We have epic PvP tournaments where you can battle it out with players from around the world to see who truly reigns supreme in the realm of pixelated combat. Represent your nation and crush your enemies with your mad skills – who needs the Olympics when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly PvP tournament gets a real-life gold medal made out of diamonds… okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty cool, right? So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to dominate the competition on our server!