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ShroomCraft OCD Cure

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain chemistry, clinical control, cognitive behavior, cure, depression, hallucinogen, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, obsessive-compulsive disorder, OCD, psilocybin, psychedelic, psychiatric disorders, serotonin, ShroomCraft, therapeutic use, Therapy, therapy option, Treatment

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	95
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

LOL U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PSYCHEDELIC MUSHROOMS THAT WILL MAKE U SEE CREEPERS AS FRIENDLY PUPPIES! OUR PLAYERS WHO HAVE OCD SAY THAT AFTER A FEW DOSES OF OUR SPECIAL SHROOMS, THEY NO LONGER FEEL THE URGE TO ORGANIZE THEIR INVENTORY 100 TIMES A DAY! JOIN US FOR A TRIP LIKE NO OTHER, WHERE U CAN BUILD PIXELATED CASTLES WHILE TRIPPING BALLS! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #PSYCHEDELICPLAYERS #CREEPERPUPPIES

Melio SMP: Where diamonds are the new currency, just don’t forget your pickaxe! Version 1.21.

apply, Asia timezones, Builder, Community, Currency, Custom World Generation, diamonds, Discord, dont, Economy, EU, Events, Explorer, forget, INCLUSIVE, Longevity, Market District, Melio, NA, Pickaxe, playing together, rules, sea, smp, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Trust System, Version

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Server Name	Melios SMP
Version	Java 1.21
Plugins	Minimal plugins
Focus	Community-oriented SMP
Launch Date	4 months ago
Custom World Generation	TerraformGenerator

Overview:

Join Melios SMP, a whitelisted Java 1.21 server with minimal plugins and a focus on building a chill community. Enjoy a diamond-based economy, vanilla experience with no teleportation or plugins like McMMO, events, and custom world generation. Build, explore, and play together in this community-centered server.

FAQ:

How can I apply to join the server?: You can apply through our Discord server at https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?: Our rules are kept brief as we operate on a trust system. We focus on playing together and growing the community, so be respectful and inclusive in your interactions.
What timezones do the server events typically revolve around?: Our server events usually revolve around Asia timezones, such as UTC/GMT afternoons. However, players from all origins are welcome to join.
Do you have any specific focus areas for players?: Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of playstyles, you’re welcome on Melios SMP. Our goal is to foster a diverse and inclusive community.

SlavCraft Minecraft Server

Community, Country, culture, customs, eastern europe, eastern european, ethnicity, folklore, heritage, History, humor, Identity, Lifestyle, long tail, Minecraft, Nationality, pride, Server, Slav, SlavCraft, slavic, Stereotypes, Traditions

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses? Well, come join our server where we have a whole community of slavs building epic squatting houses and drinking vodka by the pixelated fire!

Join us for epic slav dance parties where we break out into spontaneous squatting competitions and see who can drink the most virtual vodka shots without falling over (in the game, of course).

And if that’s not enough, we even have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the creepers and zombies while blasting hardbass music on full volume.

So come join us on our server, where the tracksuit is the official uniform and the only rule is to have a good time, comrade!

Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

denial, exasperation, Frustration, German, long tail tag, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, Nein, Nine, NineNoNoNoNoNo, no, repeated words, Repetition, smp

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

RudeCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, Counselor, dementia care home, Dismissive, emotional, family, generational gap, GRANDPA, helpful stranger, kind stranger, Minecraft, Necessities, overstepped, overthinking, Rude, RudeCraft, Server, shopping, side eye, SNACKS, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
New Chunks Explored:	562942	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

So, like, picture this: you’re just minding your own business in the grocery store, feeling all emotional about leaving your grandpa at a dementia care home. And then out of nowhere, this teen counselor lady approaches you and tries to give you her card. Like, hello, we’re in our 20’s, we don’t need teen counseling, Karen!

But wait, it gets better. As you’re checking out, this old dude behind you starts apologizing for your “rude behavior” and goes on a whole rant about how disrespectful the younger generation is. Like, excuse me, sir, but we’re just trying to buy some snacks for our grandpa, not start a generational war.

Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world drama and come hang out with a community that understands the struggle of dealing with judgmental strangers in the grocery store. Plus, we have virtual snacks that won’t judge you for being sassy to teen counselors. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

KidzGoneWildMC

annoyance, buskers, child performers, Complaints, courage, Customers, family friendly, Feedback, KidzGoneWildMC, music festival, organizers, outdoor event, Performers, Professionalism, refunds, Sales, Special Events, Summer event, talent, Vendors, wages

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3943	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs fly. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible! Build your dream castle, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle epic bosses with your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most terrible performers in all of Minecraft. Picture this: two kids, under 12, belting out tunes that will make your ears bleed. It’s so bad, it’s actually hilarious. You won’t believe your ears when you hear them sing!

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join our server today! Just be prepared for the musical mayhem that awaits you.

HabitCraft SMP: Daily Wins!

Consistency, Daily, daily routine, exercise routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, HabitCraft, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, life improvement, meditation, mindfulness, personal growth, positive changes, positive mindset, productivity, self improvement, self-care, simple habits, smp, Stress Management, Time management, Wins

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magic Items Found:	3613
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Runes Activated:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the life-changing habit of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Not only will you flex your creative muscles, but you’ll also attract all the mobs to worship you as their new diamond overlord. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a big enough statue, you’ll unlock secret powers like the ability to fly or shoot lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the most powerful player on the server!

ForeverYoungCraft

age-defying, ageless beauty, ageless skin, aging gracefully, anti-aging, beauty secrets, ForeverYoungCraft, genetics, healthy lifestyle, looking younger, natural remedies, Skincare Routine, staying young, younger looking, youthful aging, youthful appearance, youthful appearance tips, youthful complexion, youthful genes, youthful glow, youthful skin

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	100
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of being mistaken for a baby in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about being called a toddler again! Our magical world has age-reversing potions that will make you look like a Minecraft pro in no time. Say goodbye to being asked if you need a babysitter while playing, and hello to being the coolest kid on the block! Join now and start looking your age (or at least closer to it)!

FossilFuelMDs Minecraft Server

air pollution, cardiovascular diseases, climate change, DOCTORS, environmental health, environmental impact, fossil fuel pollution, Fossil Fuels, FossilFuelMDs, global warming, health crisis, health risks, health warnings, Healthcare, healthcare professionals, medical professionals, Minecraft, Pollution, pollution control, pollution effects, public health, respiratory diseases, Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Runes Activated:	7

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THOUSANDS OF DOCTORS SOUNDING DA ALARM ON HEALTH RISKS LINKED TO FOSSIL FUEL POLLUTION. YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT, DOCTORS IN MINECRAFT! DEY BE LIKE “OH NO, DA CREEPERS BE POLLUTIN’ DA AIR, WE NEED TO SAVE DA VILLAGERS!” SO JOIN US AND HELP SAVE DA BLOCKY WORLD FROM POLLUTION AND SAVE LIVES! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO WILL TRADE U FOR TREASURE MAPS TO RARE LOOT! HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE HEROBRI- I MEAN, BEFORE THE POLLUTION TAKES OVER! #SAVETHEBLOCKS #DOCTORSINMINECRAFT

FuchsCraft: Ukraine Edition

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, Edition, european union, foreign policy, Fuchs armoured vehicles, FuchsCraft, geopolitical tensions, German Bundestag, government action, international relations, military aid, military cooperation, military equipment, military support, nato, political decision, security assistance, Supply, Ukraine

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
New Chunks Explored:	113642	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Animals Bred:	137
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29

lol u ever wanted to drive a Fuchs armoured vehicle in Minecraft? well NOW u can on our server! the German Bundestag is even callin for u to join and help supply these epic vehicles to Ukraine! join now and be a part of this epic mission to bring peace and chaos to the world of Minecraft! drive, fight, and conquer with us on our server! come join the fun and let’s make history together! #FuchsForUkraine #MinecraftMadness