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Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a cunt is not only accepted but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic pizza parties in all of Minecraft! Our pizza brand is so popular that even the creepers can’t resist coming to our parties. Plus, rumor has it that our pizza toppings have magical powers that can make you fly in the game. Who needs wings when you have pizza, right?

So come on over to our server and let’s show the world that being a cunt is not a bad thing, it’s a way of life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Toilet Troubles Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Runes Activated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	176	Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only danger is running out of food? Well, look no further because our server is a thrill-seeker’s paradise! We have lava pits everywhere, creepers lurking around every corner, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a pack of wild wolves ready to attack!

But don’t worry, we also care about your health and safety. That’s why we have mandatory daily workouts where you have to mine blocks for an hour straight to keep your character in shape. And if you die in-game, you have to do 20 push-ups in real life before respawning. It’s the ultimate fitness challenge!

Join us if you dare, but be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos and come out on top. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, anti cheat, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Popular YouTubers, pumping mobs, Quake, Rare wipes, Secret Easter eggs, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Unique Plugins, Weddings, work, world of donors

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	102	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRD1.SKYBARS.ME

Fauna’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1699	Towns Built:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question all your life decisions? Look no further than our server! We’ve got Hololive members joining left and right, including Fauna who made the mistake of not joining sooner. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you a Minecraft pro in no time. Plus, you might even run into Fauna herself and get some insider tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there!

Big Chuuba Minecraft SMP Play Dee Em Cee

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Potions Brewed:	135
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Ores Mined:	4424	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Alien Abductions:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players who spam strings 24/7 like it’s their job (maybe it is, who knows?). And if they get bored, they’ll move on to spamming something else just to keep things interesting.

But that’s not all! We’ve got players who try out new toys and forget about them in minutes, only to move on to the next shiny thing. It’s like a circus in here, but with more creepers.

And don’t even get us started on the female streamers. Are they bad at video games? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Farmers R Us Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where a small farmer family has somehow turned their soil company into a tech company! How did they do it, you ask? Well, let’s just say they have some top-secret, groundbreaking technology hidden beneath their crops. And don’t even think about trying to find out their mom’s maiden name – it’s a closely guarded secret that could unlock the key to unlimited power in the Minecraft world. Join us for a wild ride of farming, technology, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

The Coolest Minecraft SMP Ever

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Animals Bred:	143
Void Armor Forged:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Picture this: you’re wandering around, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And guess what? The only way to access it is by doing a sick parkour course while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions.

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got a secret society of players who dress up as chickens and roam the server, clucking at unsuspecting newbies. And don’t even get me started on the epic boss battles we have every Saturday night. Last week, we took down a giant zombie with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. It was legendary.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then you need to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a guy in a clocktower who plays the most epic tunes while you fly around on your elytra. It’s like a rave in the sky, but with creepers instead of glow sticks. Join us, and let the madness begin!

Funding’s End Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Runes Activated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken and battle against evil llamas who shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out gold blocks and the majestic flying pig that grants wishes to those who can catch it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

So why wait? Join our server now before the funding runs out and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).

The False Pope’s Minecraft SMP Reopening Party

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP where even Pope Francis himself wouldn’t miss out on the grand reopening of our virtual Notre Dame Cathedral! Our server is so lit, even the false Pope Bergoglio is too busy trying to destroy the church from the inside to attend. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other crazy characters and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. So come on in and let’s build some epic cathedrals together!

Coffin Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchantments Applied:	271	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Endless Night Skies:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to explore the mysterious Coffin of Andy and Leyley, where you’ll encounter mind-bending puzzles and epic adventures!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden routes and subroutes that will leave you scratching your head in confusion. And don’t even get us started on the achievements – they’re so insane, you’ll be questioning your sanity!

Oh, and did we mention the stars? Yes, that’s right, you can collect stars on our server and become the ultimate star collector in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s a big deal.

And if you’re still not convinced, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough that will guide you through every twist and turn of the Coffin of Andy and Leyley. You won’t find this kind of detailed guide anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you enter the Coffin of Andy and Leyley, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!