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DoggyDanceParty

#earworm, 90s music, baha men, bahamas, catchy tune, Conspiracy, Dance, DoggyDanceParty, Dogs, gain, let the dogs out, most likely, Music, Mystery, Nostalgia, one hit wonder, party anthem, pop culture, Repetition, speculation, Viral song

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

YO YO YO, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE THE BAHAMEN LET THE DOGS OUT? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, THE DOGS ARE RUNNING WILD AND CAUSING CHAOS EVERYWHERE! BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ACTUALLY SUPER FRIENDLY AND WILL HELP YOU MINE FOR DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS.

ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT THE BAHAMEN ARE ACTUALLY SECRETLY MINECRAFT EXPERTS? YEAH, THEY’VE BEEN PLAYING SINCE ALPHA AND HAVE BUILT THE MOST EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS YOU’VE EVER SEEN. PLUS, THEY’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE THAT THEY’LL LET YOU RAID IF YOU JOIN THE SERVER.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS! WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? THE BAHAMEN DID, AND THEY’RE READY TO TAKE YOU ON AN ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER. SEE YOU IN THE GAME, DUDE!

Einstein’s Super-Loop Minecraft

albert einstein, Einsteins, empirical results, false negative, false-positive, John Bell, Minecraft, nonlocal hidden variables, super-deterministic loophole, SuperLoop

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchantments Applied:	58
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have uncovered the secrets of albert einstein’s nonlocal hidden variables!!! forget about john bell’s super-deterministic loophole, we have closed that shizzz down!!! join us and discover the power of these hidden variables, and how they can lead to false positives and negatives in your minecraft adventures!!! who needs conventional science when you have our crazy server to explore?!?! join now for a mind-bending experience like no other!!!

Newcoming [Roleplay SMP]

Application Process, Brewery, Claims, Community, Crafting, Custom Items, Custom Map, Dungeons, Events, FANTASY, Grief Protection, Lore, Medieval, player-driven, Quests, Roleplay, smp, storytelling, Survival, Uptime, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2017
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4073	Crops Grown:	1948
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Farms Harvested:	249	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Newcoming is an RP-heavy whitelist SMP set in a medieval fantasy setting where you get to write your own story and enjoy stories created by others! Explore a vast and diverse continent where the borders between worlds have grown thinner. Are you a local traveller? A guest from another world? Would you rather settle in a kingdom or roam about, not tied down by anything? Learn from both the lands and the people and watch your story unfold.

CUSTOM MAPOur map is 100% custom-built; 25k by 25k blocks total. The mainland continent covers about 19k by 14k blocks, but there are other islands out in the ocean to explore.There are a number of dungeons and other lore/quest locations with more to be added as the server goes on. Some may even be created by players themselves!

CUSTOM ITEMSWith a plethora of custom crafting and brewery recipes, our players will never run out of things to discover.

PLAYER-DRIVEN WORLDBUILDINGPlayers can create their own cities, nations and organizations, and even write the lore of our world! While there are some milestones one needs to reach to claim bigger titles (say, empire), anyone can leave a mark on this world.

CLAIMSYour builds are safe from griefing. Destruction of player-made structures can only happen if appropriate and justified in the story, if approved by the mod team. Accumulate claims blocks through playtime and protect your passion projects!

24/7 UPTIMEYou get to play no matter the timezone! While player-organized events might run at odd times if you don’t live in EU or NA, you still get to enjoy RP and worldbuilding at your own pace.

WHITELISTWe prioritize building a close-knit, friendly community of competent players over quick growth. In order to gain access to the server, you’ll have to pass our application process. Apply in our discord: discord.gg/gPX7H8U8

newcoming.net

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

80972708, BlockBuddies, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	80	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ores Mined:	8016	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Farms Harvested:	958
Magic Items Found:	6860	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies have a secret love for disco music. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them or stop their starchy revolution? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, zaniest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

80972708, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most absurd historians. is. this

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VacayDenier Minecraft Server

acquaintances, Birthday, Conflict, disagreement, Expenses, family, Financial goals, Financial Security, Friends, Frustration, loan, Minecraft, MONEY, personal objectives, Repayment, SAVING, Server, sister, special occasion, Support, unreasonable, vacation, VacayDenier

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into lending money to your freeloading sister for her extravagant vacations? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without worrying about your sister mooching off of you. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any entitled family members telling you how to spend your hard-earned diamonds.

So come on over and join us for a stress-free gaming experience where the only loans you’ll be dealing with are from the Minecraft villagers. Sorry, Laura, but you’re on your own this time!

ChunkyRiderz

aita, Animals, Asshole, Beach, ChunkyRiderz, deleted post, detail, fat people, fat shaming, Friends, horse riding, hurt feelings, obese, Offense, overweight, torture, vacation, vacation with friends

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	126	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Star Shards Collected:	256	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of being fat-shamed by your friends for not wanting to ride a horse because of your weight? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all shapes and sizes! Whether you’re a slim jim or a chunky monkey, everyone is welcome to join our virtual world where horses are ridden by flying pigs and no one gets judged for their size.

Join us on this server where fat-shaming is a thing of the past and where you can ride your virtual horse with pride, no matter what your weight may be. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some flying pigs to ride on too! So come on down and leave the fat-shaming drama behind, because on our server, we’re all about having a good time and embracing our inner Minecraft selves.

AgeGapLove Minecraft Server

advice, age gap relationships, AgeGapLove, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, dating older, dating younger, experiences, growth, Happiness, judgment, love, Maturity, Minecraft, perspective, relationships, Server, societal norms, success stories, unconventional relationships, Understanding

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	5884
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Love Letters Sent:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have Redditors who have dated people with more than a 10-year age gap sharing their hilarious and sometimes cringeworthy stories. Join us for a chance to meet your very own Minecraft sugar daddy or cougar queen! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for some age-defying adventures!

CraftyGrinzMC

bright side, cheerful, CraftyGrinzMC, Feel-Good, finding joy, Good Mood, Good Vibes, Grateful, Happiness, happiness is contagious, Happy, joy, Laughter, laughter is the best medicine, positive energy, positive outlook, positivity, simple pleasures, smiling, spreading joy, Uplifting

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
New Chunks Explored:	352257	Crops Grown:	9296
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is full of wacky surprises like this that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and majestic that players from all over the world come to catch a glimpse of it. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Sounds too good to be true? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world of laughter, excitement, and maybe even a dancing chicken or two. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NukeCraft: Russia vs US

arms race, Cold War tensions, defense policy, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, germany, global security, international relations, military escalation, military presence, military response, nuclear deployment, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear missiles, Nuclear Threat, nukecraft, political strategy, russia, strategic deployment, US weapons

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear missiles ready to deploy like russia! we got crazier weapons than germany, so you better watch out! build your base, gather resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown of explosive proportions! join now for a blast of a time!