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Blocky Banter: Londyn Green St. / Upton Park

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Zombie Dances:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	269974	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert.

Join us in Londyn Green Street / Upton Park for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to hang out here.

Want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against an army of skeletons? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame the Ender Llama, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in Londyn Green Street / Upton Park and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Anonchama’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Star Shards Collected:	183	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. They’re trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and they take their job very seriously.

2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it, but beware – the base is also home to a pack of diamond-eating dragons.

3. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a party that never ends, and you won’t want to miss it.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – just remember, you can’t save those who don’t want to be saved, anonchama.

TNT & Banter Server: Let’s Blow Stuff Up and Chat About TBS

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Towns Built:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2462	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because TBS is here to shake things up!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding (they’re just misunderstood dancers, really).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it, if you defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves (just don’t wish for unlimited diamonds, that’s so last season).

So why wait? Join TBS today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Massive Goon’s Block Party

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Farms Harvested:	585	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and mine diamonds with a spoon! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, rainbow-colored sheep that poop out gold blocks, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the chaos and craziness of our server forever!

CraftyShadowverse – Where Pixels Meet Cards

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Towns Built:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	39
Buildings Constructed:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further than our server inspired by the epic world of Shadowverse! Join us for a wild ride filled with gacha leaders like Kyrzael and Signa, battling it out with Teresa in our exclusive Battle Pass leaderboard.

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updated with crazy events like Hero Battle GP where you can win Naterra/Aiolon Story Character Sleeves. And don’t forget to check out our Shadowverse Anime and Evolve TCG for even more fun.

With a deckbuilder, card & leader database, and decklists galore, you’ll never run out of strategies to dominate the competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the 7th Anniversary Poll Results and become a legend in the world of Shadowverse!

Blocky Breakdowns

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of feeling like you’re living in a self-imposed asylum? Do you long for friends, a girlfriend, or just some human interaction in general? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to your lonely days, as you’ll be surrounded by a community of players who are just as quirky and weird as you are. Need a girlfriend? No problem! Our server is filled with femanons just waiting to meet their Minecraft soulmate.

Don’t let the real world get you down, escape to our virtual world where you can build, explore, and make friends without ever having to touch that dreaded grass. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best (virtual) life!

BlueArchiveMC – Where even the anime is better than our server!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5355
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Emeralds Found:	3638
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Crops Grown:	4370
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! We’ve got more excitement than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of cake (yes, it’s edible!). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you fall off your virtual block.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to fly like a majestic Ender Dragon and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. Plus, our staff members are actually wizards in disguise, ready to grant your every wish (as long as it involves Minecraft, of course).

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living it up in our wacky world of wonder? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty AF: Where even Steve can’t figure it out!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	New Chunks Explored:	260977
Chimeras Created:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of constantly getting tangled up in your own balls while trying to sleep naked? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a ball-free sleeping experience! Our virtual world is so immersive that you won’t even remember you have balls to begin with! Join us now for the most ball-less sleep of your life!

Exes and O’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely creeper in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, for our server is here to save you from the heartbreak of romantic movies reminding you of your ex! Join us and escape into a world where the only love story is between you and your diamond pickaxe. Say goodbye to Puppy Love 2023 and hello to a server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s mine our way to happiness together!

Zombie Rave: Where Dead or Alive is Always a Thriller

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on top of giant chickens, or if you want to participate in epic build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Dead or Alive” event where players have to survive against waves of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests, but beware of the exploding sheep that guard them. And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So why do we hate Dead or Alive, again? Because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dead set on is never leaving! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.