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❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Love Letters Sent:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Votes:	4963	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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C47: The Vanilla Anarchy Dyanmap of Europe v1.21.1! Chaos awaits!

Active, Anarchy, Awaits, C47, Chaos, Community, Discord, discord server, Dyanmap, English, Europe, Friends, Fun, German, Minecraft, new members, no build requirements., Server, Survival, Swiss German, v1.21.1, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	c47.ch
Server IP	mc.c47.ch
Version	1.21.1
Language	eng 🇬🇧/ ger 🇩🇪/ swiss-ger 🇨🇭

Vanilla, Survival, no mods, Dynmap, Europe

& his discord: https://discord.gg/schweiz

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Are there any build requirements on the server?

No, there aren’t any build requirements. Just have fun!

2. How many active members are currently on the server?

There are already about 10-20 active members, and more are welcome to join.

3. Is the server Discord server small?

Yes, the server is rather small, making it a great place to make new friends and play Minecraft.

Blocky Dilemmas Minecraft Server

blocky, consequences, controversial questions, dark humor, death, Decision making, dilemmas, existential crisis, fear, Human nature, hypothetical scenarios, instinctual desires, life choices, life or death, Minecraft, morality, Pleasure, provocative discussions, Server, sex, taboo topics, ultimate choice, ultimate dilemma, would you rather

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Divine Spears Created:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the choice is simple: join us and have a blast, or face the consequences of instant death! But don’t worry, we promise you’ll be too busy laughing and having a great time to even think about choosing death.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun with a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs to worry about real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our server and let your imagination run wild?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and choose life (and lots of laughs) over death. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Peeing Tornado Minecraft SMP

Aigmi, bathroom habits, BIZARRE, bodily functions, cleaning, funny, humor, hygiene, Minecraft, odd, Peeing, penis, personal habits, quirky, smp, strange, stray piss, Tornado, UNUSUAL, Urination, weird, whirl

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	7047	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	361
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mines Excavated:	4367
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further than our server! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.

Join us if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon rodeo event – it’s like a bull riding competition, but with a giant dragon instead!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be warned, our server may cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether.

AdoptedSisMC Server

Abuse, AdoptedSisMC, adoption, adoptive family, AITAH, biological parents, Childhood, family, half-sister, Jealousy, loving family, Lucky, Raised, Safe, Server, Struggles, survivor, torture, Understanding

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7120
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family and create your own crazy stories.

Imagine a world where your mom, Renee, gets emancipated at 16 and has a secret half-sister, Bridget, who was given up for adoption. And let’s not forget about your little sister, Anna, who had to be raised by you from infancy due to abusive parents. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!

Join us for the chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination. Who knows, you might even uncover some long-lost family secrets along the way. So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

ExConExCashGrab

Account.., aita, Alimony, child support, college fund, CONVICTED, Court, crimes, custody, ex, ExConExCashGrab, Homicide, modify, MONEY, payment, Prison, Reduce, sentencing, Son, Years

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in-game divorces can lead to drama and dilemmas! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of negotiating alimony payments with your ex-spouse, who may or may not be in jail for committing serious crimes.

Imagine the possibilities of using your in-game currency to fund your son’s college education, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting with a virtual ex-partner. Will you choose to be the generous parent who sacrifices for the sake of your child, or will you take the “asshole power move” route and try to reduce your alimony payments?

With only one year left to make a decision, the clock is ticking on this epic saga. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to balance financial responsibility with family dynamics in the most outrageous way possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft AITA!

PhilippineSeaPirates

Beijing, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, German warships, international relations, maritime security, military exercises, military presence, naval deployment, naval diplomacy, naval maneuvers, naval power, naval visit, Philippines, PhilippineSeaPirates, regional stability, South China Sea, Taiwan Strait, territorial disputes

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

lol y’all ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit even german warships wanna visit? well come on down to our server where the action never stops! we got more drama than a reality show, with players sailing through the taiwan strait like it’s no big deal. beijing is shook, but we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic bases. join now for a wild ride through the south china sea and beyond!

Sahara

Community, ETERNAL, Friendly, hermitcraft, INCLUSIVE, Join, Minecraft, PvE, SAHARA, Season, September 14th, Server, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Sahara is a Minecraft community inspired by Hermitcraft! We’re starting a new Season on September 14th – This will be our 5th Season which will run alongside our Eternal world that never resets. We pride ourselves on the community feel and we aim to be as inclusive and friendly as we can. Apply for the whitelist by going to join.saharaserver.com

66.59.210.172:25568

Sunny Polska Minecraft Server

feeling good, good morning, Good Vibes, great day, Happy, Minecraft, morning inspiration, morning motivation, morning routine, morning vibes, Optimistic, Poland, polska, positive energy, positive mindset, positivity, Ready, Server, start the day right, Sunny, sunny day, sunny weather

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Magic Items Found:	2474
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Good morning from our wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready for a day filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Join us and explore our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited potatoes and ride on potato-powered minecarts. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Polish Pickle Party” event, where players can compete in pickle-themed challenges and win fabulous prizes!

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what wacky antics await you in sunny Polska?

Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

animated, Bart Simpson, Characters, comedy, fictional, happen, homer simpson, humor, iconic, Lisa Simpson, long-running, Maggie Simpson, Marge Simpson, matt groening, Minecraft, pop culture, satire, Simpsons, smp, springfield, Television series, tv show, yellow family

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8787
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Mines Excavated:	1502	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!