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CraftyHub – No Help Needed!

Boundaries, breadwinner, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, equality, Expectations, husband, morning routine, Needed, parenting, relationship dynamics, Resentment, sleep deprivation, stay at home mom, Support, UNFAIR, Wife, work, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a stay-at-home mom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Our server is the perfect escape from reality, where you can unleash all your frustrations in a virtual world. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and let out all your pent-up anger by destroying creepers and zombies.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not helping your husband get ready in the morning. In fact, we encourage it! Let him fend for himself while you conquer the Minecraft world like the badass mom you are.

So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in battle, casualties in conflict, casualties in military operation, casualties in war, Conflict, eastern front, Kursk Oblast, Kursk Oblast conflict, KurskCraft, Losses, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean army, North Korean military, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchantments Applied:	296
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Runes Activated:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean army is losing more people than in Kursk Oblast! we got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! build your own bunker and defend against the craziness or join in on the fun and help take down the enemy! who needs world war 3 when you can have all the action right here in minecraft? join now and be a part of the madness!

SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Towns Built:	9

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

address polarization, BLOCK, content moderation, empower, empowerment, Exploration, Explore, Moderation, new research, Party, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, social media spending, SPENDING, spending on moderation, TOXIC, toxic content, toxic content moderation, user control, user empowerment, user empowerment in social media, user exploration, Users

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1599
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Farms Harvested:	922

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3459
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	115
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Dimension Hops:	14

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun