| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 5198 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 31 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 7395 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs through lava pits, battling zombie chickens in diamond armor, and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the latest Minecraft remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 3664 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Farms Harvested: | 205 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is endorsed by the one and only Sayu, the queen of Minecraft herself. She streams live on Twitch and YouTube, where you can watch her save the grass in real-time. Plus, she’s got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.
And if you’re worried about missing out because you hate Twitch, don’t worry – Sayu streams on YouTube too, sometimes. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and experience the Sayu love for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 3744 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 8847 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 9718 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 66 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the world of lackluster porn behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 8751 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 4223 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 3460 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9143 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 98 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, folks, on our server, anything is possible, even partying with Minecraft legends!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt, where players compete to find the most diamonds while dodging lava pits and zombie hordes. The winner gets a real-life diamond (Disclaimer: diamond may be made of plastic, but hey, it’s the thought that counts)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, your kunt will thank you!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 9736 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 76 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 3467 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 2423 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!
So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!
