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DoggyDrinkDrop Minecraft Server

Accountability, angry customer, bar complaint, bar confrontation, bar incident, barking dog, customer satisfaction, customer service, demanding new drink, dog behavior, dog owner, DoggyDrinkDrop, drink replacement, dropped drink, lack of awareness, Minecraft, patio table, pet etiquette, pet owner responsibility, scared by a dog, Server, startle response

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3632
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	9814
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from scary dogs and irresponsible owners? Look no further! Join our server where dogs are banned and accountability is key. No more jumping a mile high from surprise barks, just pure relaxation and fun. Plus, if you encounter any unruly players, we’ll make sure they buy you a drink as compensation. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dropping is blocks to build your dream world!

WeekdayWoes Minecraft SMP

bad day, challenging day, day of dread, dreaded day, FRIDAY, hump day, least favorite day, least liked day, long week, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday blues, smp, THURSDAY, tough day, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekdays, WeekdayWoes, weekend anticipation, work week, worst day

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	150
Ores Mined:	5828	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

The worst day of the week is definitely Monday, but fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, Mondays are like Fridays on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the chaos of creepers, zombies, and the occasional rogue llama.

Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to become the mayor of a village of talking chickens, discover a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn your Mondays from meh to magnificent! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, bizarre happenings, bizarre occurrences, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, odd, odd coincidences, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, strange events, synchronicity, Uncanny, uncanny events, UNUSUAL, unusual circumstances, weird coincidences

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Dragons Tamed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ores Mined:	7321
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8738	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Have you ever had a coincidence so bizarre that it made you question reality? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing moments on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that can be used to buy epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest coincidences and most absurd adventures, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

2022, Blame, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, explosion, human rights violation, internal UN report, international conflict, investigation, military aggression, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, russia, Server, survivors, Tragedy, Ukrainian POWs, violence, war crime

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5378
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Yo, wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that even Ukrainian POWs are dying to get in (literally). We had this crazy explosion that took out over 50 of them in 2022. But don’t worry, it was all part of the fun, just some friendly TNT shenanigans, ya know? Plus, the UN is totally on board with us, they even wrote a report blaming Russia for the chaos. So come on and join the madness, where every day is a blast (literally)!

RuskiCraft: Attack & Scale Down!

Armed Forces, Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical crisis, international diplomacy, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, peace negotiations, political tension, RuskiCraft, russia, scale, scaling down attacks, Ukraine, Ukrainian commander, War

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Emeralds Found:	2705	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	996	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and ukraine! our battles are so intense, even the ukrainian commander is like “whoa, that’s too much!” but don’t worry, we promise to scale down the attacks in just a month and a half. so come join us and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real world conflicts when you can have virtual ones in minecraft? let’s gooooooo!

AlzCraft: Forget Me Not

#Finns, Aging population, AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, cognitive decline, Doubled, early-onset dementia, EoD, follow-up period, forget, forms, Healthcare, incidence, long-term study, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, public health, research, risk factors, Stable, working-age

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magic Items Found:	4466	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Villages Defended:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

so, like, u know how u sometimes forget where u put ur pickaxe in minecraft? well, imagine if u forgot EVERYTHING. that’s what this server is all about! we got so much craziness going on, u won’t even remember ur own name after playing here!

our players are so dedicated to the game, they forget to eat, sleep, and even go to work. but hey, who needs a job when u can spend all day building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle?

join us on this wild ride where the only thing u’ll remember is how much fun u had. and who knows, maybe u’ll even forget about that embarrassing incident with the creeper exploding ur house. it’s all part of the fun on our forgetful server!

Throat

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, java, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	143	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Welcome to Ezartla!

IP: play.ezartla.com Discord: https://discord.gg/heZmyPvbny

Dynmap: Explore our world in real-time. Discord: Stay connected with our community. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers. Ranks: Progress through our ranking system. Player Warps: Create and visit custom warp points. Economy: Engage in a player-driven economy. Chest Shops: Set up your own shops and trade. Challenges: Complete challenges for rewards. Custom Enchants: Enhance your gear with unique enchantments.

play.ezartla.com

OldSchool Factions Beta

Beta, classic, Community, competitive, EfficientPlugins, Factions, Factionsserver, Factionwars, Gaming, LaidBackExperience, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, Oldschool, OnlineGaming, PvP, Recreation, Relaxed, Server, SimplePlugins, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5227
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	790063
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	140	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Oldschool Faction’s aims to recreate factions servers before they went crazy, Simple yet efficient plugins to provide a laid back Faction server for people that want a more relaxed experience.

147.135.31.40:25666

VapeCraft Minecraft Server

10 months, addiction, Cannabis, coping mechanism, Daily use, dependency, drug use, Habit, health effects, long-term effects, long-term use, Marijuana, mental health, Minecraft, recreational drug, self-medication, Server, substance abuse, tolerance, VapeCraft, Vaping, Weed, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of players who vaped weed all day every day for like 10 months straight! Imagine the crazy builds and wacky adventures we’ve had while under the influence of some dank herb. Join us for a truly mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for some seriously out-of-this-world creations and a whole lot of laughs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s get lit…literally!

SwingShiftGamerMC SMP

evening shift, Graveyard Shift, job hours, job schedule, late shift, Night shift, rotating shift, second shift, shift work, smp, swing shift, SwingShiftGamerMC, third shift, unconventional work hours, work hours, work hours clarification, work routine, work schedule, work schedule confusion, work shift, work shift explanation, work time

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Animals Bred:	171	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie hordes while riding a pig with a saddle made of diamonds. Or how about building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of obsidian just because you can?

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles where players ride into battle on llamas armed with flaming swords. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama spit fire at its enemies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

CousinCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, Childhood, close cousins, CousinCraft, cousins, decency, detail, gender, Girlfriend, holiday, male cousin, Minecraft, Server, sexual remarks, shame, sharing, Telling, UNCOMFORTABLE, understand, Upset

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s conversations with her cousins? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your girlfriend would blush.

Join us for a non-stop party where anything goes – just like those questionable car conversations. Who needs decency when you can have a blast with your cousins, right?

So if you’re ready for some scandalous fun and drama, come join our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself making sexual jokes with your own cousins in no time!