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DoggyDrinkDrop Minecraft Server

Accountability, angry customer, bar complaint, bar confrontation, bar incident, barking dog, customer satisfaction, customer service, demanding new drink, dog behavior, dog owner, DoggyDrinkDrop, drink replacement, dropped drink, lack of awareness, Minecraft, patio table, pet etiquette, pet owner responsibility, scared by a dog, Server, startle response

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Potions Brewed:	188	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Star Shards Collected:	143	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from scary dogs and irresponsible owners? Look no further! Join our server where dogs are banned and accountability is key. No more jumping a mile high from surprise barks, just pure relaxation and fun. Plus, if you encounter any unruly players, we’ll make sure they buy you a drink as compensation. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dropping is blocks to build your dream world!

KawaiiCraft: Where Good Asian Girls Rule the Blocks

asian, beauty standards, blocks, Community, culture, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, empowerment journey, feminism, Girls, Good, Identity, intersectionality, KawaiiCraft, representation, rule, self love, social expectations, solidarity, Stereotypes, Support, Thread

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you good Asian girls out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of ninja pandas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with bamboo and kung fu moves. You won’t find that anywhere else, folks!

2. We have a secret underground hot pot restaurant where you can feast on delicious food while battling creepers and zombies. It’s a truly immersive dining experience!

3. Our server is protected by a magical Great Wall that keeps out griefers and trolls. Only the most honorable players can pass through its gates.

4. We host weekly karaoke nights where you can show off your singing skills and win fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond swords and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for, good Asian girls? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Crafty Americans: Where USA is Always Number Wan!

American exceptionalism, American pride, AMERICANS, best nation, Crafty, number, Number One, patriotism, proud American, SUPERPOWER, top country, united states, Usa, USA is number one, USA is the best, USA is the best country, USA is the champion, USA is the greatest, USA is the leader, USA is the top, USA is the top nation., USA is the winner, USA pride, WAN

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored llamas come charging through, wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep music. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil zombie villagers? Well, now you can! Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with explosions, flying pigs, and a talking parrot sidekick named Steve.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to unwind after a long day of exploding. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of dancing skeletons and a DJ Enderman spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old USA when you can be a part of the wildest Minecraft server in existence!

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging, Building, and LOLing with Friends!

#youtube, archival, Average, BIRTHDAYS, booru, building, Calendar, Chuuba birthday calendar, Clips, Corpo, Digging, discussion, ducks, Fans, Friends, Guide, indie, indie vtubers, japanese, koikatsu cards, Language, large indies global, lig, LOLing, material, McMineFace, minecrafty, net fans, Numbers, OC material, official booru, op, Oshi, Previous thread, Russian, Shill, Stream, Swarm, Thread, Threshold, tiermaker, twitch, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, useful threads, Viewers, viewership, Vip, virtual youtuber, vod archival guide, VOD Archive, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtuber, youtube equivalent

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	537206	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Villages Defended:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! We are the Tongue Edition server, where we discuss and share indie vtubers who have at least 500 viewers or more. Why join our server, you ask? Because we cater to the VIPs of the vtuber world, the elite few who demand only the best entertainment.

But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your favorite 499 view oshi here, as long as they meet our minimal requirements of being a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube. We have a list of the top indie vtubers, including the likes of Veda987 with 6,498 viewers and Orkpod with 2,930 viewers. And don’t worry, even if they’re a corpo, as long as they don’t own talent IPs, they’re fair game!

Looking for some spicy content? We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, and even Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs. Plus, we have an official /lig/ booru for all your vtuber art needs. And let’s not forget about the upcoming birthdays of your favorite chuubas, like Saruei and Zuma.

So come join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in the wild world of indie vtubers. Ducks are welcome too, because why not? Don’t miss out on the craziest, most entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

CraftyVillage: Where It’s Always Spring and We’re Always Mining

CraftyVillage, favorite games, flowers blooming, fresh start, Gaming, growth, Happiness, joy, Mining, Nature, new beginnings, Nostalgia, outdoor activities, REBIRTH, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, Renewal, Seasonal, Spring, Sunshine, video games, warmer weather

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like it’s spring all year round? Look no further! Our server is filled with blooming flowers, chirping birds, and sunshine for days. But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground garden filled with rare loot and treasures waiting to be discovered. Join us and experience the joys of spring in Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t want to leaf this server once you join.

JewCraft: Redpilling Normies, One Block at a Time!

awakening, Awareness, BLOCK, Conspiracy, control, critical thinking, Deception, educate, enlightenment, History, influence, INFORMATION, Jewcraft, Jews, knowledge, Manipulation, normies, power, Propaganda, redpill, Redpilling, society, Time, Truth

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1458
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Are you tired of living in a world where normies are blissfully unaware of the truth about Jews? Join our Minecraft server and redpill them all with outrageous conspiracy theories and wild stories about the Jewish community! Dive into a world where every block you break uncovers a hidden Jewish plot, and every mob you defeat is secretly controlled by a Jewish mastermind. Join us and together we will uncover the truth behind the Jewish agenda… one block at a time!

Blocky Adventures: Crafting Your Way Through Persona Problems

20th century leaders, Adventures, Anime, Anime profile pictures, Atlus, blocky, Crafting, Führer, Gaming Community, Historical figures, hitler, HoI4, Main problem, Modders, modding community, normal, PC Gaming, Persona, persona 2, Persona series, pissed, Problems, RAGE, Release, solution

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245
Star Shards Collected:	256	Dimension Hops:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity! Join us if you want to see Hitler return in a non-fuhrer way, because apparently that’s the key to making the series normal again. And if Atlus doesn’t release Persona 2 on PC, we’ll make sure to show our outrage in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, if you’re a Hearts of Iron 4 player who’s sick of seeing anime profile pics everywhere, come join us and show off your 20th-century leader profile pic with pride. Trust us, this server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Bobber Buddies: The ‘/r9gay/ Fishing Edition’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that’s so fresh, it’ll make you question why you ever settled for stale bread in the first place! Join us and experience the joy of eating bread that’s so delicious, it’ll make you do a happy dance in your virtual blocky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bread King, who roams the land on a giant loaf of bread, spreading joy and gluten-free goodness wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can find him and offer him a slice of your finest bread, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because the Bread King has a mischievous sense of humor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a carb-filled adventure like no other. Who knew that bread could be so exciting?

RespawnRUs: Where Early Deaths Make for Better Shows!

audience reactions, Character arcs, Character development, deaths, dramatic impact, dramatic moments, Early, early deaths, fan reactions, improved show, ITT characters, missed opportunities, missed potential, plot changes, plot twists, potential storylines, RespawnRUs, shocking deaths, show dynamics, shows, storytelling, TV series, unexpected twists., untapped potential

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Crops Grown:	3133
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our magical world. Want to build a house out of rainbow-colored diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a giant chicken into battle? We’ve got you covered!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature who farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got their own personal hot tub filled with lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, sorry, we can’t help you).

LOLcraft: Sassy Sampling Server

Artificial Intelligence, data analysis, data collection, data interpretation, data management, data processing, data science, data visualization, dpm, LolCraft, machine learning, Methods, Preference, research, sampling, Sassy, SD sampling methods, SDE Karras, Server, software, statistical analysis, Technology, update

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Zombie Dances:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Farms Harvested:	781	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! We’ve got players using crazy sampling methods like SD, DPM, and SDE Karras – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong (but in a good way)! And don’t even get me started on our latest update – it’s so mind-blowing that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – who knows, you might just find a new favorite sampling method that will change your Minecraft game forever!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza: Where we mine for diamonds, not awkward questions about virginity!

age, awkward, bedrock, blocky, bonanza, cultural norms, diamonds, peer pressure, personal choices, questions, relationships, sexual activity, sexual behavior, sexual debut, sexual education, sexual experiences, sexual health, sexual initiation, sexual maturity, sexual norms, sexual practices, social stigma, societal expectations, Taboos, Traditions, VIRGINITY

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Runes Activated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Are you tired of being the only virgin in your village? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone loses their virtual virginity at the ripe old age of 10! That’s right, no more awkward conversations with your friends about why you’re still a Minecraft virgin. Join us and let loose your blocky inhibitions in a world where everyone is getting lucky!