Patients Minecraft Servers

Patients

  • BlockyMoodBoost

    BlockyMoodBoost

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where metformin is the key to happiness and success! forget about mining for diamonds, all you need is this magical drug to improve your mood and conquer the virtual world! our players have seen a significant decrease in depression scores, going from sad to rad in just 24 weeks! join now and let metformin be your guide to a brighter tomorrow in the pixelated universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker

    CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cough Crafters: Chronic Chronicles

    Cough Crafters: Chronic Chronicles

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, imagine dis crazy server where coughs be da main event, yo. we gotz dis epic technology dat monitors ur coughs 24/7, cuz u never know when a coughin’ spree gon’ hit, amirite? u can’t miss out on all da wild cough dynamics happenin’ on dis server, it’s like a coughin’ extravaganza up in here. join now for da most intense cough monitoring experience of ur life, u won’t regret it, cough cough cough!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

    Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

    if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

    so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Clump Clearing Brain Wastes Server

    Clump Clearing Brain Wastes Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT BRAIN WASTE-CLEARANCE PATHWAYS FOR THE FIRST TIME! WE GOT PROTEINS LIKE AMYLOID AND TAU FORMING CLUMPS AND TANGLES LIKE A BRAIN PUZZLE!

    COME ON AND EXPLORE OUR SERVER WHERE YOU CAN BUILD YOUR OWN BRAIN TANGLES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE AMYLOIDS!

    ALSO, DID WE MENTION WE HAVE A SECRET LAB WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH BRAIN CELLS AND CREATE YOUR OWN BRAIN JUICE?

    JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET BRAINY!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TraumaCraft: Pain & Pixels

    TraumaCraft: Pain & Pixels

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CellCraft: Leukemia Saviors

    CellCraft: Leukemia Saviors

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! This server is so lit, it’s like a doctor’s miracle cure for leukaemia! We got that new cell therapy that will save you from boring old servers that ain’t got no game. Just like those 16 patients who went into complete remission, you’ll be cured of your boring Minecraft blues within a month of joining. So come on, join us and let’s cure that gaming ailment together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Lost Smell Syndrome Craft

    Lost Smell Syndrome Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so liek u kno how u cant smell when u get covid? well turns out ur brain gets all wacko too! but dont worry, our minecraft server will fix ur brain with all the fun and craziness we got goin on! join us and ur brain will be back to normal in no time, plus u get to build cool stuff and hang out with other peeps who also lost their smell from covid. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Ozempic Opioid Overdose Prevention Server

    Ozempic Opioid Overdose Prevention Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly u feel like u need a shot of insulin? well, this server got u covered! we got a new study that says if u play on our server, u have a 42%-68% lower risk of opioid overdose! who knew blocky pixels could save lives, amirite? so come join us and build ur way to better health while also crafting some sick builds. trust us, this server is the real deal.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Therapist’s Office

    Blocky Therapist’s Office

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server if you want to forget all about your mental health problems and dive into a world of blocky fun! our server is like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds instead of boring old couches.

    imagine building a giant castle to keep all your worries out, or going on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and show anxiety who’s boss. we’ve got mini-games that will make you forget all about your stress, and a community of players who will support you through anything.

    so why wait? join our server today and let your worries melt away like a snow golem in the nether. trust us, you’ll feel better after just one play session.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP