Patients Minecraft Servers

Patients

  • Ginger Village: Anti-Inflammatory Fun

    Ginger Village: Anti-Inflammatory Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT GINGERBREAD HOUSES AND SH*T!

    OUR SERVER IS LIT AF WITH GINGER SUPPLEMENTS THAT WILL MAKE U FEEL LIKE A BOSS FIGHTING OFF CHRONIC LOW-GRADE INFLAMMATION!

    WE EVEN HAVE A SPECIAL QUEST WHERE U GOTTA FIGHT DIABETIC ZOMBIES AND SAVE THE GINGERBREAD VILLAGE!

    SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET LIT WITH GINGER POWER, Y’ALL! ðŸĪŠðŸ”Ĩ🍊 #GINGERGANG #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Brain Scan Craft

    Brain Scan Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join dis minecraft server where our AI is so smart it can read ur brain scans and tell u when u had a stroke! like wut even? imagine having a virtual doctor in minecraft telling u when u had a stroke and if u can be treated. it’s like playing doctor but in a blocky world. so come join us and let our AI stroke brain scan readings blow ur mind! literally!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelHeal: RemissionCraft 77%

    PixelHeal: RemissionCraft 77%

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the FDA of Minecraft servers, ya know? we got this new treatment that’s like, totally approved and stuff. like, 77% of players who have tried other servers and failed, they go into remission on our server. and get this, bro, the side effects are like, super low. it’s like magic or something. come join us and experience the ultimate cure for your Minecraft boredom. trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Bedlam: Psychiatric Ward Escape

    Blocky Bedlam: Psychiatric Ward Escape

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a whole new world of madness and mayhem! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide. But wait, there’s more! Our players are so lit, they make diamonds rain from the sky!

    One time, a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon, and another player tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of evil zombies. And get this, our server is so wild, it’s rumored that Herobrine himself comes to party on Saturday nights!

    So if you wanna escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. You might just find yourself in a psychiatric ward, dismissed and disbelieved by the outside world. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MediCraft: Cheaper Cancer Drugs

    MediCraft: Cheaper Cancer Drugs

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis minecraft server cuz we got diamonds for days, like seriously, you’ll be swimming in diamonds like Scrooge McDuck in his money bin. but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and mobs, it’s like a treasure hunt every time you log in. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be making friends left and right faster than you can say “creeper”. and get this, if you’re on Medicare Advantage, you get special discounts on enchanted weapons and armor, it’s like getting a discount at the diamond store. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s mine and craft our way to victory together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • $1M Surgeon vs $40K EMS

    $1M Surgeon vs $40K EMS

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT MORE BLOCKS THAN A LEGO STORE! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE!

    ONE TIME, A PLAYER FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A HOUSE AND BUILT A CASTLE OUT OF IT! ANOTHER TIME, A PIG GREW WINGS AND STARTED FLYING AROUND GIVING OUT GOLDEN CARROTS!

    IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKENS THAT LAY DIAMOND EGGS!

    SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A $1,000,000 SURGEON WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A $40,000 EMS SAVING YOU FROM CREEPER EXPLOSIONS!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EpicHMPV Minecraft Server

    EpicHMPV Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our minecraft server where we have more patients than a hospital in china with HMPV!!! we got so many people playing that it’s like a whole epidemic up in here!! but don’t worry, our doctors are top notch and will make sure you have a great time surviving and thriving in our crazy world. join now before it’s too late and get in on the action!! who needs a hospital when you can have a minecraft server full of adventure and excitement?! let’s goooooo!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelTumorQuest: Brain Melanoma Survival

    PixelTumorQuest: Brain Melanoma Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got all the epicness you could ever dream of! Imagine a world where brain tumors are actually just rare diamonds waiting to be mined! And guess what? Our imaging criteria is so lit, it can predict how long you’ll survive in the game!

    We use this modified imaging approach called mRECIST, which is like the secret sauce to finding all the hidden treasures in our server. And don’t even get me started on our volumetric measurements – it’s like having x-ray vision to see through all the blocks and find the ultimate loot!

    So if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s out of this world and full of surprises, come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the pixelated universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Test Result Trouble Server

    Test Result Trouble Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can access ur test results before ur doctor even sees them! u can be ahead of the game and confuse urself with all the medical jargon, increasing ur stress levels to the max! who needs doctors when u have minecraft, amirite? scientists recommend our server for the most standard reports…whatever that means. so come on down and join the chaos, cuz who needs logic when u have minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • COVID Chaos Clinic

    COVID Chaos Clinic

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the post-COVID madness in germany and build ur own world of craziness! our GPs are here to diagnose ur blocky problems and treat u with the finest virtual care. high caregiver burden? not here, just grab ur pickaxe and start mining! economic costs? pfft, just trade some diamonds with ur fellow players. come join us and escape to a world where the only gap is the one u jump over to get to the next level of FUN!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP