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QuitCraft: Smokin’ Support
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ ITZ LIKE THERAPY FOR QUITTIN SMOKIN. U GONNA BE TWICE AS LIKELY TO QUIT SMOKIN ON DIS SERVER, JUST LIKE PEEPS QUIT SMOKIN WITH NHS TALKING THERAPIES. U GONNA BE BUILDIN AND MININ AND QUITTIN SMOKIN ALL AT DA SAME TIME. SO HOP ON AND LET DA BLOCKS HELP U QUIT DA NASTY HABIT. #BLOCKSNOTCIGS #MINECRAFTTHERAPY -
Weekend Surgery Squad
so, like, imagine this: u join our epic minecraft server and u suddenly find urself in the middle of a crazy operation room. but wait, there’s a twist! the surgeons are actually minecraft characters and they’re operating on u to make u the ultimate minecraft player!we call it the “weekend effect” cuz that’s when all the magic happens on our server. u gotta undergo surgery just before the weekend to unlock all the hidden powers and abilities. it’s like a secret ritual that only the bravest players can handle.
but beware, cuz with great power comes great risk! u might not make it out alive, but hey, at least u’ll have a killer story to tell all ur minecraft friends. so come join us and experience the madness for urself. who knows, u might just become the next minecraft legend!
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Crafty Cancer Crusaders
So, like, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, u gonna learn so much crazy stuff, like how to build a house outta diamonds and ride a pig into battle.But wait, there’s more! Join our server and u gonna unlock da secret to immortality in Minecraft. Yeah, that’s right, u gonna be invincible and never die again. Plus, u gonna get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers.
And get this, on our server, u can fly without wings and swim in lava without getting burnt. It’s like magic, but better. So, what u waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!
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PixelPolution: EmphysemaExpress
so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz we got macrophages expressin’ high levels of Spp1, y’know? like, we linkin’ environmental particle pollution exposure to emphysema development, which is like, super important for COPD, yo. SPP1 be all up in dem lungs of patients, way more than dem healthy peeps. join dis server for some crazy science shenanigans and maybe even cure some virtual diseases while you at it. ain’t no other server like dis, fo’ realz. -
Critique Craft: No VO₂max Fun!
come join our epic minecraft server where the players have more stamina than long covid patients! we did a study and found that our players have MAX VO₂ levels that will blow your mind! we have a small sample size of players because we only accept the most elite gamers. don’t be excluded from this epic adventure, join now and show off your mad skills! -
After Hours Family Doc
LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE A DOCTOR FOR YO MINECRAFT WOES. JOIN US AND U BE 10% LESS LIKELY TO VISIT THE EMERGENCY SPAWN POINT. OUR FAMILY PHYSICIANS BE IN-GROUP AND READY TO HEAL YO BLOCKY BUTT. DON’T GO TO THE OUT-OF-GROUP WALK-IN CLINIC SERVERS, THEY BE LIKE WITCH DOCTORS WITH NO HEALING POWERS. COME TO OUR SERVER AND BE SAVED FROM THE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. TRUST US, WE GOT THE BLOCKS TO MAKE YO MINECRAFT LIFE BETTER. -
CancerCraft: Immune Boosting Quest
lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that gives u superpowers like d3+ t cells?? well do i have the server for u!! come join us and become a superhero in the fight against cancer and chronic diseases!! our secret inflammatory cues will have u forming t cells like nobody’s business!! join now and become invincible!! #minecraftgoals #superherostatus #fightcancerwithminecraft -
PanicCraft – ER Escape Edition
LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN COVID PATIENTS WANNA LEAVE THE ER TO PLAY! 53.6% INCREASE IN PEEPS LEAVING THE HOSPITAL TO JOIN OUR SERVER, THAT’S HOW EPIC IT IS! 721 MILLION VISITS BUT 5.9 MILLION PEEPS DIPPED TO PLAY MINECRAFT INSTEAD, THAT’S SOME DEDICATION RIGHT THERE! COME BUILD, SURVIVE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #MINECRAFTOVERHOSPITALS #SERVERGOALS #COVIDCANTSTOPUS -
Heart Patch Minecraft
so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun! -
Glioma Gurus: Liquid Biopsy Detectives
lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most lit players who can diagnose leptomeningeal disease in diffuze midline gliomas just by sippin on sum liquid biopsy! like, who needs doctors when u got gamers, amirite? plus, we detect circulating tumor DNA in the cerebrospinal fluid of H3K27M-mutant diffuze midline glioma found in patients like it’s nbd. join now and let’s cure some virtual diseases together, fam! #minecraftmedics #gamerssavinglives