join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the post-COVID madness in germany and build ur own world of craziness! our GPs are here to diagnose ur blocky problems and treat u with the finest virtual care. high caregiver burden? not here, just grab ur pickaxe and start mining! economic costs? pfft, just trade some diamonds with ur fellow players. come join us and escape to a world where the only gap is the one u jump over to get to the next level of FUN!
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PantryCraft: Keeping Players Healthy
so, like, u know how when u play minecraft u gotta, like, find food and stuff to stay alive? well, on this server, we got a FOOD PANTRY, bro! u can get all the bread, carrots, and steak u need to keep ur hunger bar full while u build ur epic castle or whatever. but wait, there’s more! we also have PRIMARY CARE, like doctors and stuff, to make sure u stay healthy while u mine for diamonds. cuz, like, who wants to deal with zombie attacks AND a cold at the same time, right? join now for the most epic and HEALTHY minecraft experience ever!ParkourPirates
hey u, ya u reading this. do u like minecraft? do u like having FUN? well come join our server cuz it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows. we got pigs that fly and cows that do the cha-cha.but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest diamonds and emeralds. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples.
oh, and did i mention our custom mini-games? we have spleef tournaments where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. and our parkour course is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. plus, we don’t charge for hospital parking. because that’s just emotional blackmail, amirite?
MineCraftMeds: SymptomSlayin’ & StressRelief
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have magical cannabis plants growing everywhere! That’s right, you can use them to manage all your symptoms and health conditions in the game! Feeling stressed? Smoke some Minecraft weed. Can’t sleep? Puff, puff, pass that virtual joint. Got a headache from building too many blocks? Take a hit and watch it disappear.In fact, 76% of our players use our special cannabis plants to manage their in-game symptoms. Mental health issues? No problem. Stress from creepers blowing up your creations? We got you covered. And don’t even get me started on the magical powers of our weed for improving sleep – you’ll be dreaming of diamond blocks in no time.
So come on, join us on this wild adventure where cannabis is the answer to all your Minecraft problems. Who knew that virtual marijuana could be so game-changing? See you on the server, my fellow stoners!