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  • Critique Craft: No VO₂max Fun!

    Critique Craft: No VO₂max Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the players have more stamina than long covid patients! we did a study and found that our players have MAX VO₂ levels that will blow your mind! we have a small sample size of players because we only accept the most elite gamers. don’t be excluded from this epic adventure, join now and show off your mad skills!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ProteoFitCraft – Get Fit or Get Grief!

    ProteoFitCraft – Get Fit or Get Grief!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that can predict your cardiorespiratory fitness just by taking a simple blood test? Well, look no further because on our server, we got that and so much more!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly your character starts panting and wheezing. That’s when you remember to check your proteomic profile and BAM! You find out your CRF is low and you need to start doing some virtual cardio to stay alive in the game. But don’t worry, because those with the most fitness on our server can reduce their risk of mortality by a whopping 50%!

    So come join us and get fit while playing Minecraft! Who knew virtual block building could also be a workout routine? Don’t miss out on the chance to live longer in both the game and real life. Join now and start sweating those pixels!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Titanic Craft 1.21.2

    Titanic Craft 1.21.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this epic Minecraft server where you can build a virtual liver to handle all the alcohol you consume! We have virtual doctors who can save you from alcohol poisoning in-game. Plus, you can mine for virtual beer and wine to keep the party going! Don’t worry about real-life consequences, just come get drunk and build some crazy stuff with us!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SisterSlobFreeZone Minecraft Server

    SisterSlobFreeZone Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister-in-law’s messy room? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of white carpet drama and juice stains galore.

    We promise a unique experience where you can yell at other players for not following house rules, just like our protagonist did with his sister-in-law. Watch out for those who dare to eat anywhere other than the designated table – they might just find themselves homeless in our virtual world!

    But don’t worry, we also offer a sense of family and community, just like when our protagonist’s wife stood up for her sister and said no to kicking her out. So come join us for a server full of messy rooms, white carpet nightmares, and outrageous house rules – because why follow the norm when you can join our crazy Minecraft world instead?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VacayVillain

    VacayVillain

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique living situation just like the one described above! Imagine having a coworker stay at your virtual Minecraft house rent-free, using your resources without contributing anything in return. But wait, there’s more!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of having your virtual vacation interrupted by your coworker who wants to stay in your house while you’re away. Will they throw a virtual party and trash your virtual place? Or will they just sit around and use up all your virtual food supplies? The possibilities are endless!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to feel the pressure of someone else’s virtual job depending on your virtual sacrifices. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, all in the name of Minecraft fun! So grab your pickaxe and join us today for a truly unforgettable experience. Remember, friends and family may tell you you’re overreacting, but on our server, anything goes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UnderdogCo SMP

    UnderdogCo SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like, totally lit! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens that lay diamond eggs! And get this, the admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all players who join!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano! And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where you can ride on the back of a dragon!

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination! Don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now before it’s too late!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CancerKidz4TrumpSurvival

    CancerKidz4TrumpSurvival

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than a convicted criminal who stole money from children with cancer! But don’t worry, he’s reformed now and ready to bring some chaos to the world of Minecraft.

    Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some questionable financial decisions. Who needs a charity when you can have a Minecraft server run by a former charity scammer? So come on, Trump supporters of Reddit, join us and see just how wild Minecraft can get!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Ear Level Mice Study Server

    Ear Level Mice Study Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, this server is lit af cuz it’s got mice in the inner ear adjusting sound levels and shiz. if u join, u can be like a mouse too and adjust sound levels in minecraft. it’s like, the ultimate hearing loss compensation experience, bro. plus, the mice are super cute and they throw lit parties in the inner ear. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? join now and be part of the mouse gang, fam.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cozy Network

    Cozy Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Cozy Network! Brand NEW Network! Servers: FACTIONS | PRISON

    We offer a pvp heavy factions server with many features currently and more exciting features to come! We have over 250+ custom enchants and the original cosmic gkits and with the option to make your own as well!

    We offer a fun and original prison experience for everyone! We have tons of exciting features for you to explore! Come and join us today!

    This will always be a heavy pvp server and as updates come out it will be very competitive with prize pools! I’m very excited to bring this project out to many people! Come and join us today! In Need of Staff!

    199.127.61.79

    199.127.61.79

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Shadow Factions

    Shadow Factions

    New Minecraft Servers

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    142.202.222.250:25566

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP