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The Bad Ozempic Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ores Mined:	2489
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for causing chaos wherever they go. From pranking unsuspecting players to starting llama dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our world, guarded by a fierce army of chicken warriors. Will you be brave enough to embark on a quest to find it? Or will you be too busy trying to survive the constant barrage of exploding sheep and flying pigs?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy Minecraft world. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the unexpected is always just around the corner!

Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Towns Built:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

so liek u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just cant get ur block on cuz ur post-ssri sexual dysfunction is gettin in the way? well, do we have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride of block-placin fun and crazy adventures!

we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and villagers breakdancin like theres no tomorrow. plus, our community is so welcoming that even if u cant get ur block on, u’ll still feel right at home.

join now and see for urself why our server is the talk of the town. who needs to quantify incidence and prevalence when u can just have a blast playin minecraft with us? come on in, the water’s fine!

Saucy Cuties Minecraft Server: Where the qts are pixelated and the sauce is endless!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313
Towns Built:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cuteness overload! We’ve got adorable pixelated animals roaming around, cute little houses with heart-shaped windows, and even a rainbow unicorn mount that farts glitter! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret sauce that makes all your builds look extra fabulous. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the cuteness levels are off the charts!

GravellyF1 – Zooming Around with Gravelly Consequences in Minecraft!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	6064	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Animals Bred:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than watching Nico Hülkenberg race without ever scoring a podium? Join our server where the only thing faster than Lewis Hamilton’s win drought is our server’s performance! With more twists and turns than Fernando Alonso’s comeback, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Immerse yourself in a world where Imola has replaced asphalt with gravel, just like how we’ve replaced boring gameplay with heart-pounding excitement. And forget about $280 lobster rolls, on our server, the only thing you’ll be feasting on is victory!

Join now and be a part of the action-packed world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs F1 when you can race against your friends in the Alpine 100 Race Pain73 on our server? So what are you waiting for? Leave Theo Poorchair in the dust and become the McLaren driver of your dreams on our server today!

2 Francs Minecraft Server: Where Bread is Cheaper Than Diamonds

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4689
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Tired of overpriced bread in America? Well, our Minecraft server is the solution to all your carb-filled woes! Join us and experience a world where bread costs 2 francs and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs in our server). Our community is filled with friendly players who will trade you bread for diamonds, because why not? So come on over and see why our server is the breadwinner of them all (pun intended)!

Blocky Bants

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4374	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us on our server where you can start your very own virtual business! From cleaning apartments to selling enchanted diamond pickaxes, the possibilities are endless! Who needs a real job when you can make virtual bank in our pixelated world?

Don’t worry about high starting costs, because on our server, all you need is a few blocks and some creativity to get your business up and running. Plus, you’ll have the support of our friendly community who are always willing to lend a hand (or a diamond sword)!

So come on down to our server and let your entrepreneurial spirit run wild! Who knows, you might just become the next virtual billionaire!

Simple SMP (New world!)

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Star Shards Collected:	189
Void Gems Collected:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crops Grown:	3708	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Join our Discord!

8th May 2024: We have updated to version 1.20.6! A new season begins….Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience.

You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

simplesmp.net

MenaceMC Factions VS Hypixel

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	175
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be crowded and laggy
Wide variety of minigames and modes	May have stricter rules and moderation
Regular updates and events	Some pay-to-win elements

MenaceMC Factions

Pros	Cons
Provides a toxic and challenging environment	Not suitable for all player types
Caters to experienced players who enjoy PvP	Promotes toxicity and aggressive behavior

FAQ

1. How many players can I expect to find on each server?

Hypixel has a large player base with thousands of concurrent players, while MenaceMC Factions may have a smaller but more dedicated community of experienced players.

2. What kind of gameplay experiences can I expect on each server?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames and modes, while MenaceMC Factions is focused on a toxic and challenging environment for PvP enthusiasts.

3. Are there any pay-to-win elements on these servers?

Hypixel may have some pay-to-win elements in certain modes, while MenaceMC Factions may have a more level playing field with a focus on skill and experience.

Gawr Gura’s Minecraft Server Madness

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Enchantments Applied:	78

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, serenading you with catchy tunes. Or how about a PvP battle where everyone is riding on giant chickens armed with exploding watermelons? Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive content from our very own YouTube sensation, Gawrgura, who will guide you through the wacky world of our server with her infectious energy and quirky humor. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some truly outrageous swag that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Crafty Cubes Co.

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we r8 and deb8 each others’ gr8s! That’s right, we have weekly competitions where players showcase their builds and then we all argue about which one is the best. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks! Plus, our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis. So if you want a truly unique and wacky Minecraft experience, join us now!

✅ FREE DONATION ▶️ DUELS ⭐ DOMER SERVER ❤️ Minecraft server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magic Items Found:	5754	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

The owner of the server “FREE DONATION DUELS SERVER OF DOMER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

pine.mineblaze.xyz

PCdivers Minecraft Server: Where Winning is a Habit!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Crops Grown:	2829
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a DEV who is so obsessed with capes that he wants to add a special design to commemorate the epic battle against the snoyborgs! Yes, you heard that right – snoyborgs. These half snowman, half cyborg creatures have been terrorizing our server for weeks and it’s time to show them who’s boss. Join us now and help us defeat the snoyborgs once and for all, and maybe you’ll earn yourself a snazzy cape in the process. Who knew fashion could be so deadly?