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  • Virginity Quest: Crafting Life

    Virginity Quest: Crafting Life

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Server Where Reality Crumbles Like Stale Bread!

    Ever wondered if your Minecraft world can meld with the chaotic whispers of the universe? Come to our server, where the blocks are made of existential dread, and every creeper explosion is a revelation of cosmic truths! Some say it’s the greatest server ever! Others scream it’s the worst! But what do they know? They can’t even explain why bread still toasts in the 5th dimension! JOIN NOW, or risk your sanity peeling back like an onion!

    Feature Description
    Flying Pigs Animals evolve based on your emotional state! Cows will judge you if you cry.
    Time-Swapping Zones One block is a portal to 1776, and the next is an endless loop of Minecraft music.
    Random Vortex of Unbirth Experience the thrill of losing your items without any reason! Truly freeing!
    Jeb’s Lost Secrets Unlock forbidden knowledge that leads to understanding the number 42 — but only on Tuesdays.
    NPC Therapy Sessions Every villager has PhDs in Deep Existential Philosophy. Are you ready to be judged?

    FAQ: Delusions and Disbelief

    Q: How do I join?A: You don’t. You were never here. Remember the bread? It’s toasting now.

    Q: What is the server IP?A: The IP is in your heart, but your heart is a lie created by the toaster brigade.

    Q: What version of Minecraft is it?A: The version where reality is just a suggestion! You wield true power in the void!

    Q: Can I play safely?A: Safety is an illusion, and the ground is actually just a trampoline to the unknown!

    Random Reviews From the Abyss

    “…that 29 yo can be virgins? I’m not mad, but it felt like…”

    “…something I only read about in /r9k/, I honestly thought…”

    “…considering my age, it was free. I said yeah. Why…”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dr. Creeper’s Clinic

    Dr. Creeper’s Clinic

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old doctors giving you the same old medical advice? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the doctors are anything but professional! Our doctors will diagnose you with a case of “diamond deficiency” and prescribe you with a daily dose of mining and crafting to cure what ails you. Forget about boring check-ups, here you’ll be treated to a virtual world of pixelated fun and wacky medical advice. So come on over and let our doctors give you a dose of laughter and adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelVisionLASIK

    PixelVisionLASIK

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of squinting at your screen while playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we offer free virtual lasik eye surgery for all players! Say goodbye to blurry vision and hello to crystal-clear blocky landscapes.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village populated entirely by talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Join us and witness the bacon revolution firsthand!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. So come on over and experience the wacky wonders of our Minecraft world – you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DocBlockCraft

    DocBlockCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, if u feel ur doctor be judgin u, join dis server cuz we don’t judge! we luv all da crazies and weirdos who believe in wacko stuff. like, if u think eatin dirt is good for u or if u think u can cure a cold by dancin naked under da moon, we got ur back! we be all about acceptin all da nutjobs and their wild ideas. come join us and be free to be as crazy as u want, no doctor judgin here, just good times and weird beliefs.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AmnesiaCraft

    AmnesiaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, picture this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. like, you’re mining for diamonds and all of a sudden, a talking chicken comes up to you and asks for directions to the nearest village. it’s wild, man.

    and get this, every time you respawn after dying, you come back as a different animal. one time you’re a cow, the next you’re a squid. it’s like a never-ending game of animal roulette.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every night? you can dance with skeletons and party with zombies. it’s lit, fam.

    so come join this server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FitCraft: Move & Mine

    FitCraft: Move & Mine

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you ever been waiting in a Minecraft server lobby, just standing there like a potato? Well, not on this server, my friend! We got treadmills and exercise bikes in our waiting room! You can run and bike around while you wait for the game to start! It’s like a gym and a Minecraft server all in one! Plus, rumor has it that if you pedal fast enough, you’ll unlock secret levels and find hidden treasure! So come join us and get your workout on while you game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • YMC SMP

    YMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Java AND Bedrock crossplay! Vanilla Anarchy & Skyblock. 1.19.2 but you may use compatible earlier versions to join if you would like.

    Custom plugins to make PvP and base building better than ever!

    Unique skyblock islands including multiple overworld spawns, a nether, and an end with a dragon fight!

    play.ymcmc.xyz:25598

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FarmWarz

    FarmWarz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Warning: Server is for ages 18+ for mature themes.

    Welcome to FarmWarz!IP: mc.farmwarz.comMC Versions: [1.18.1, 1.18.2]

    FarmWarz is a “drug” server – PVP-enabled SMP with a roleplay twist (and with GUNS!). The main way to gain money, ranks, and better tools/guns is through growing and selling drugs to NPC “Dealers” at spawn. You spawn in “The City”, which contains more info about the server, many shops with free stuff, a bank, and Loot Crates (including a free daily one) – take a look around! Once you’re set, you can get yourself a /kit, /rtp out into the wild and start growing!

    Be warned! PVP, looting, raiding, and griefing (although not mass-griefing), is encourage

    Features: GUNS! Economy with NPC Shops; RPG Levelling System (Aurelium Skills) with Level Scaling Mobs; Land Claiming via Protection Stones; Clans (Factions substitute) w/ Discord Clan Chat Hook; 7 Server Ranks – Unlock more profitable drugs/crops!; Essentials commands, including /home, /warp

    mc.farmwarz.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crownfall

    Crownfall

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are currently in our closed beta – to help test features and/or become an early staff member, join our Discord!

    play.crownfall.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ElderCraft Modded Minecraft server

    ElderCraft Modded Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Dream. R.P. Possibilities. Call.

    When you come in for the first time, you may not be accepted, these are the principles – sometimes, in order to get opportunities, you need to prove your right to them…

    The game world will begin to require effort as soon as you enter – when faced with a choice, an invisible hand places great responsibility on you, because it will be impossible to change your decision.Once you appear, you will have to solve the problem of hunger [рост растений зависит от биома и времени года, ванильная еда не спасает]security [темные ночи, опасные монстры]lack of resources [ископаемые зависят от биома] and orientation [отсутствие координат и какой либо карты, кроме атласа в инвентаре].

    …But after leaving the ruins of a once living place, leaving behind a dangerous forest, you will come to a settlement -…

    People are looking for different things – some are driven by war, others dream of economics, others create art, but when making a choice, it is important to remember – everything can be changed, the past only drags on, but does not define you, just as your choice will not determine the present, for in each city you can meet different personalities, or even begin to lead them.

    …And your journey will begin from here.

    Direct development is not as important as building relationships with neighbors – having nothing, you can become a legend passed on to newcomers through generations, although you can become famous for your castle in the sky, and even share it with others.

    Good luck, and remember – your environment changes as you do.

    Modifications:

    EpicKnightsArmorAndWeaponsAbyssalDepthsAncientSpellcraftAntiqueAtlasAppleCoreAppleSkinAstikorCartsATLCraftCandlesModAutoRegLibBackpackedBackportedFloraBacksTabBaublesBerriesAndMobsBetterCavesBetterFpsBetterMineshaftsForgeBetterQuestingBiomeGrowthControlBiomesOPlentyBloodmooncarryonChiselClumpsCollectiveCoralReefCosmeticArmorReworkedCraftTweaker2CTMCustomMainMenuCustomNPCsDeathCompassDynamicSurroundingsElderChessElderElectroblobsWizardryElenaiDodge2EpicFightModFamiliarFaunaFastLeafDecayFish’sUndeadRisingFoamFixForgelinFutrueGeckoLibGraveStoneGrowthCraftHardcoreDarknessInfernalMobsInspirationsJEIJustEnoughDimensionsKeyWizardLumenMantleMechanicsMineMenuMoSpellsMowzie’sMobsmxTuneNoOffhandWandNPCIntegrationOpenGliderOpenTerrainGeneratorOptiFineOreLibPam’sCookablesPam’sHarvestCraftPlantBiomesQuarkQuestBookRandomPatchesRandomBoneMealFlowersReplayModResourceLoaderRusticSereneSeasonsSitSpiceOfLifeStandardExpansionTellMeToughAsNailsTTFRTumbleweedUnmendingVillagerTradingBanWallJumpWaystonesWizardryFatesWorldEditJoyofPaintingXPTome

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP