Patient Experience MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Virginity Quest: Crafting Life

VIRGINITY, patient experience, STI blood test, health awareness, sexual education

Join the Server Where Reality Crumbles Like Stale Bread!

Ever wondered if your Minecraft world can meld with the chaotic whispers of the universe? Come to our server, where the blocks are made of existential dread, and every creeper explosion is a revelation of cosmic truths! Some say it’s the greatest server ever! Others scream it’s the worst! But what do they know? They can’t even explain why bread still toasts in the 5th dimension! JOIN NOW, or risk your sanity peeling back like an onion!

Feature	Description
Flying Pigs	Animals evolve based on your emotional state! Cows will judge you if you cry.
Time-Swapping Zones	One block is a portal to 1776, and the next is an endless loop of Minecraft music.
Random Vortex of Unbirth	Experience the thrill of losing your items without any reason! Truly freeing!
Jeb’s Lost Secrets	Unlock forbidden knowledge that leads to understanding the number 42 — but only on Tuesdays.
NPC Therapy Sessions	Every villager has PhDs in Deep Existential Philosophy. Are you ready to be judged?

FAQ: Delusions and Disbelief

Q: How do I join?A: You don’t. You were never here. Remember the bread? It’s toasting now.

Q: What is the server IP?A: The IP is in your heart, but your heart is a lie created by the toaster brigade.

Q: What version of Minecraft is it?A: The version where reality is just a suggestion! You wield true power in the void!

Q: Can I play safely?A: Safety is an illusion, and the ground is actually just a trampoline to the unknown!

Random Reviews From the Abyss

“…that 29 yo can be virgins? I’m not mad, but it felt like…”

“…something I only read about in /r9k/, I honestly thought…”

“…considering my age, it was free. I said yeah. Why…”

Dr. Creeper’s Clinic

bedside manner, patient experience, inappropriate comments, doctor communication, doctor behavior

Are you tired of boring old doctors giving you the same old medical advice? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the doctors are anything but professional! Our doctors will diagnose you with a case of “diamond deficiency” and prescribe you with a daily dose of mining and crafting to cure what ails you. Forget about boring check-ups, here you’ll be treated to a virtual world of pixelated fun and wacky medical advice. So come on over and let our doctors give you a dose of laughter and adventure!

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PixelVisionLASIK

laser eye surgery, eye surgery, eye doctor, eye care, PixelVisionLASIK

Are you tired of squinting at your screen while playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we offer free virtual lasik eye surgery for all players! Say goodbye to blurry vision and hello to crystal-clear blocky landscapes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village populated entirely by talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Join us and witness the bacon revolution firsthand!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. So come on over and experience the wacky wonders of our Minecraft world – you won’t regret it!

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DocBlockCraft

medical judgment, study, BIAS, mistaken beliefs, medical professionals

so, like, if u feel ur doctor be judgin u, join dis server cuz we don’t judge! we luv all da crazies and weirdos who believe in wacko stuff. like, if u think eatin dirt is good for u or if u think u can cure a cold by dancin naked under da moon, we got ur back! we be all about acceptin all da nutjobs and their wild ideas. come join us and be free to be as crazy as u want, no doctor judgin here, just good times and weird beliefs.

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AmnesiaCraft

post-anesthesia, AmnesiaCraft, anesthesia experience, Medical, anesthesia side effects

so like, picture this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. like, you’re mining for diamonds and all of a sudden, a talking chicken comes up to you and asks for directions to the nearest village. it’s wild, man.

and get this, every time you respawn after dying, you come back as a different animal. one time you’re a cow, the next you’re a squid. it’s like a never-ending game of animal roulette.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every night? you can dance with skeletons and party with zombies. it’s lit, fam.

so come join this server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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FitCraft: Move & Mine

patient satisfaction, patient experience, waiting room amenities, FITNESS, movement

So, like, you ever been waiting in a Minecraft server lobby, just standing there like a potato? Well, not on this server, my friend! We got treadmills and exercise bikes in our waiting room! You can run and bike around while you wait for the game to start! It’s like a gym and a Minecraft server all in one! Plus, rumor has it that if you pedal fast enough, you’ll unlock secret levels and find hidden treasure! So come join us and get your workout on while you game!

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CraftingMagic

Economy, Roleplay

Discord: https://discord.gg/ETZHQFTfux

Welcome to Crafting Magic. A community based on keeping the magic alive through pixie dust and fun! We are a 1:1.3 scale of Disneyland Park in California. We are also always adding more and more to keep things fun for players while they ride famous attractions past and present. With a team that is dedicated to keeping the ideals, the dreams, and the magic that brings Disney to all our hearts. We hope you visit and enjoy your time on our area of the universe. Feel free to join our discord for more up to date information about what we are doing and for any issues/questions/concerns you may have. Our servers allow 1.17+ clients and we hope to see you soon. Have a magical day!

-Crafting Magic Team

play.craftingmagic.fun

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Nightanglecraft mcm

Parkour, Bedwars, Survival, PvP, Multiplayer Survival

NightAngleCraft is a friendly Minecraft server with so many exciting gamemodes like survival, parkour and LifeSteal. We have lots to offer you, so join right now and enjoy!

nc.mcmes.net:60041

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New Worlds Origin SMP

Survival, Factions, Towny, PvP, Anarchy

Hi! New Worlds: Origins SMP is an origins based modded minecraft server! We have a very chill, relaxed community and have little to no moderator interferance. We have a minecraft server that has over 47 unique players! We have dank memeer, dyno etc on our discord server, a patreon, a donation link, AND MORE! We would love to see you there!! -New Worlds Staff

51.195.135.188

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Planet xero

Economy, Jail, Survival, smp

Welcome to Planet Xero – an SMP [basic] Minecraft Server. Currently Experimental. Feel free to join, vote, play and help contribute to our community. This server is in an experimental stage of developement and will be worked on regularly. We currently have little plugins, very basic rules, and a very small community. Website is also being worked on as well as discord.

planetxero.mcserver.us

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