come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!
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Bowels of Doom Server
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Painful Pixel Pals
so, like, u know how minecraft servers can be, like, boring and stuff? well, not this one, bro. this server is, like, the wildest ride of ur life. u wanna know why? cuz we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time.u ever heard of cancer drugs? well, on this server, we got cancer drugs that give u superpowers. yeah, u heard me right. take some of these drugs and u’ll be flying around the map like a superhero. but be careful, cuz some of these drugs might give u chronic peripheral nerve pain. but hey, it’s a small price to pay for superpowers, amirite?
we got platinum based drugs, taxanes, and lung cancer drugs that’ll have u feeling like ur on top of the world. just make sure u don’t overdose, cuz things can get a little…weird. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
so come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable ride of ur life. who knows what’ll happen next? maybe u’ll become a superhero, or maybe u’ll just end up with chronic nerve pain. either way, it’s gonna be a wild time.
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Neuro Rhythm Craft
so like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that like, stimulates your vagus nerve? well, look no further cuz this server is all about that neuromodulation life, baby! we got crazy diseases and stuff, but don’t worry cuz we gonna take into account your body’s own rhythms and make you feel all kinds of good vibes. join now for a wild ride of brain stimulation and virtual adventures!
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Noisy Blood Pressure Check
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we measure blood pressure in the wildest ways! We tested it in public, loud places and it didn’t even make a difference! Our readings are as accurate as a creeper blowing up your house! Join now for the most thrilling blood pressure monitoring experience of your life! Who knew checking your BP could be this exciting?! 😂🎮🩺 #MinecraftMadness #BloodPressureBonanza #CreeperChaos
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CraftyMDs – No cure for creepers!
Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the doctors are the ones breaking the news? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted by a team of medical professionals ready to deliver the most outrageous news in the most hilarious ways possible. From diagnosing your character with a severe case of “diamond deficiency” to prescribing you with a dose of “creeper repellent,” our doctors will keep you entertained while you play. So come join us for a dose of laughter and fun – just be prepared for some unexpected medical advice along the way!
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BlockyPandemic: FatigueCraft
lol imagine joining a minecraft server and catching covid-19 infection lmao but don’t worry cuz on our server, that just means you get a superpower like chronic fatigue syndrome x8 stronger than before 😂🦠 not only that, but you’ll also experience crazy adventures and quests that will make your head spin like a minecraft block on steroids 🤯🕹️ join now and let’s see if you can survive the ultimate challenge of battling mobs while dealing with a chronic illness 😜💥 #minecraftmadness #covidcraze #joinifudare
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CraftyRx – The Blockbuster Pharmacy
join this cray cray minecraft server where we have pharmacy benefit managers running around negotiating access to imaginary medicines for all the players. they will steer you to use their own imaginary pharmacies, which are part of conglomerates like CVS, UnitedHealth Group, Cigna, and Humana. but watch out, cuz they may create conflicts of interest and try to steal all your diamonds! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness of our crazy pharmacy-themed world!
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MediCraft: Cheaper Cancer Drugs
join dis minecraft server cuz we got diamonds for days, like seriously, you’ll be swimming in diamonds like Scrooge McDuck in his money bin. but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and mobs, it’s like a treasure hunt every time you log in. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be making friends left and right faster than you can say “creeper”. and get this, if you’re on Medicare Advantage, you get special discounts on enchanted weapons and armor, it’s like getting a discount at the diamond store. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s mine and craft our way to victory together!
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CraftyBrainTypes
so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.
plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.
so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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RoboCare: Retain, Relate, Relax
LOL come join dis minecraft server where we use ROBOTS in nursing homes!! yea u heard right, ROBOTS. we got dem robots helpin out with patient care and keepin dem employees happy.u wanna know why u should join dis server? well lemme tell u, we got HIGHER employee retention cuz of dem robots. dem employees ain’t leavin cuz dey love workin with dem robots.
patient care? OH YEAH, we got dat on lock. dem robots helpin out with patient care like nobody’s business.
we got an overall employment INCREASE, more part-time work available, and less experienced employees needed. so if u a noob, dis da place for u.
less demand for dem experienced workers, so if u ain’t got much experience, don’t worry, we got u covered.
come join da madness, come join da fun, come join dis server with ROBOTS in nursing homes. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.