u ever heard of cancer drugs? well, on this server, we got cancer drugs that give u superpowers. yeah, u heard me right. take some of these drugs and u’ll be flying around the map like a superhero. but be careful, cuz some of these drugs might give u chronic peripheral nerve pain. but hey, it’s a small price to pay for superpowers, amirite?
we got platinum based drugs, taxanes, and lung cancer drugs that’ll have u feeling like ur on top of the world. just make sure u don’t overdose, cuz things can get a little…weird. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
so come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable ride of ur life. who knows what’ll happen next? maybe u’ll become a superhero, or maybe u’ll just end up with chronic nerve pain. either way, it’s gonna be a wild time.
join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.
plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.
so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
u wanna know why u should join dis server? well lemme tell u, we got HIGHER employee retention cuz of dem robots. dem employees ain’t leavin cuz dey love workin with dem robots.
patient care? OH YEAH, we got dat on lock. dem robots helpin out with patient care like nobody’s business.
we got an overall employment INCREASE, more part-time work available, and less experienced employees needed. so if u a noob, dis da place for u.
less demand for dem experienced workers, so if u ain’t got much experience, don’t worry, we got u covered.
come join da madness, come join da fun, come join dis server with ROBOTS in nursing homes. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.