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Is BPD Real Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, Therapy, BPD, coping mechanisms, relationships

Are you tired of dealing with BPD women in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where all the BPD women have been transformed into friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your useless junk. No more emotional rollercoasters, just pure block-building fun! Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough villagers, they’ll lead you to a hidden diamond mine filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to BPD drama forever!

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Old_Fag_2013 Minecraft SMP

altcoins, investing, market trends, Financial Advice, cryptocurrency

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too scared to take risks and go on epic adventures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

We are currently 6 weeks into the bullrun and let me tell you, things are getting wild! We have insane amounts of diamonds, emeralds, and all the rare resources you could ever dream of. But beware, there are cowards and r/buttcoiners trying to bring us down. But don’t worry, we are strong and will not let them ruin our fun.

Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows what crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next? Don’t be a coward, join us and let’s dominate this bullrun together!

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Shogi Player’s Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Japanese culture, intelligence, looks like, concentration

Are you tired of playing with boring old shogi players who take the game way too seriously? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll find shogi players like you’ve never seen before! Picture this: a shogi player riding a pig into battle, using their shogi skills to outsmart their opponents and conquer the land. Join our server for a chance to play against these wacky shogi masters and see if you have what it takes to come out on top! Who knew shogi could be so hilarious and entertaining? Join now and prepare for a shogi showdown like no other!

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Crafty Edit SMP: Lineart and Coloring

Imgbox, edit, Drama, Request, human male to furry edit requests

Welcome to the Kitty in Heat edition of our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a purrfectly wild time filled with outrageous adventures and insane creations.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict rule that all players must wear cat ears and tails at all times. Failure to comply will result in being turned into a real cat for 24 hours. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that experience.

Our community is filled with talented builders who can turn a simple block into a masterpiece. Want a giant cat statue made entirely out of diamonds? Done. How about a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled dungeon? We’ve got you covered.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, participate in our weekly “Catnip Hunt” where players search for hidden catnip plants scattered throughout the server. The winner gets a special prize, but beware of the creeper cats that guard the plants.

So come join us on this meowtastic journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, don’t feed the ocelots after midnight. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens.

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Respawn Time: Minecraft Server

Waiting, texting habits, Courtesy, Time management, texting multiple people

Are you tired of waiting around for people who don’t respect your time? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to wear a digital watch that alerts them when it’s time to play. No more waiting around for those flaky friends who can’t commit to a gaming session!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a special feature that teleports you to the bathroom when nature calls so you never have to leave your friends hanging in the middle of a game. Say goodbye to awkward excuses and hello to uninterrupted gaming fun!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with snacks and drinks so you never have to leave your computer for sustenance. It’s like a gamer’s paradise down there!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft server where time is respected, bathroom breaks are a thing of the past, and snacks are always within arm’s reach. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Isekai Kot Training Minecraft Server

spoiled kitty, pet ownership, cat training, training tips, isekai

Are you tired of your isekai kot running amok and causing chaos in your Minecraft world? Look no further than our server, where we have expert trainers ready to teach your kitty the ways of the blocky world!

Join us and witness our hilarious training methods, from obstacle courses made entirely of creepers to lava diving competitions. Your isekai kot will be a well-behaved, non-spoiled kitty in no time!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground cat society, where kitties gather to plot world domination. Will your isekai kot join forces with them, or will she remain loyal to you? Only time will tell on our wacky Minecraft server!

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a purr-fectly ridiculous adventure with your isekai kot!

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NoobMaster69

NoobMaster69, learning curve, practice makes perfect, self improvement, skill mastery

Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

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CraftyLoveTips

Conflict Resolution, Trust, first serious relationship, growth, CraftyLoveTips

Are you tired of boring old relationships in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest virtual relationships you’ve ever seen! Our players have been known to propose with diamond rings made out of pixels and have epic virtual weddings in front of a crowd of creepers. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in a blocky world full of endless possibilities? Join now and see if you can find your virtual soulmate!

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CraftyLifeLessons

video games, Decision making, determination, Character development, strategy

Have you ever learned valuable life lessons from a video game? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll learn that the best way to survive in the wild is by building a house out of giant mushrooms! Trust us, it’s totally practical and not at all ridiculous.

Join our server and you’ll also discover that the key to success is riding around on a pig while wearing a pumpkin on your head. It may sound strange, but hey, it works for us!

But the most important lesson you’ll learn on our server is that friendship is magic…literally. Build a unicorn stable with your friends and ride off into the sunset on your majestic steeds. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft world full of sparkly unicorns?

So come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the wacky and wonderful world of Minecraft!

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CraftyPoundsLost

progress tracking, self-discipline, Healthy Eating, goal-setting, CraftyPoundsLost

Are you tired of trying to lose weight in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer you!

Our server is equipped with magical weight loss potions that will shrink your character every time you defeat a mob. Plus, our virtual gym is stocked with pixelated treadmills and weightlifting equipment that will have you sweating in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with enchanted fruits and veggies that will boost your health and stamina. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains the ultimate weight loss prize – a diamond-encrusted treadmill that will make you run faster than you ever thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and watch the virtual pounds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

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