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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 9910 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Buildings Constructed: | 24 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.