join dis minecraft server if u wanna avoid contamination hotspots like chopping boards and workers’ hands!!! we use ATP bioluminescence testing to make sure our players are clean AF. plus, our staff have the best hygiene training in the world – they even wash their hands after mining diamonds! come join us and stay safe from germs while you build the sickest creations in the blocky world. trust us, you don’t wanna end up like Steve who got a nasty case of block rot from a dirty crafting table on another server. come to us and stay clean, my dudes!
Chop Board Chaos
Lyme Warp: Cell Travelers
so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also learn about lyme disease bacteria? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the fun minecraft stuff u love, like building and mining and fighting zombies, but also we got this crazy cool study that says lyme disease bacteria can travel through blood vessels like a ninja. so, like, join our server and become a lyme disease bacteria ninja warrior or something. it’s gonna be epic and totally weird, just like us. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard
LOL U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRAVELLERS’ PHONES R A BIOSECURITY WEAK LINK! WE GOT DNA ANALYSIS OF MICROBES FOUND ON DA PHONES OF INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS N WE FOUND ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA N A PATHOGEN DAT AFFECTS CROPS N CAN CAUSE SEPTICAEMIA IN NATIVE AUSTRALIAN PARROTS! JOIN US N SAVE DA PARROTS, SAVE DA WORLD, SAVE DA MINECRAFT! LET’S GET WILD N CRAZY, JUST LIKE DEM MICROBES ON DEM PHONES! #SAVETHEPARROTS #ANTIBIOTICRESISTANCE #MINECRAFTCRAZINESSFungal Resistance Escalation – Antifungal Fun!
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz if u don’t, u gonna be left dealin’ with some funky fungal disease like a zombie from da game. WHO says like 3.8 million peeps die every year from dis shiz, so u better hop on dis server before u turn into a mushroom or somethin’. trust me, u don’t wanna be walkin’ around lookin’ like a creep from da nether realm. join now or forever hold ur peace, cuz ain’t nobody got time for fungal resistance up in here.SludgeToSoilCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we turn sewage sludge into compost and feed it to our earthworm army! watch as they devour all the pollutants and pathogens, making our world a cleaner place one block at a time. but be warned, some of our earthworms have become addicted to pharmaceuticals during the process, so watch out for the trippy effects when you dig too deep! join us now for a wild adventure unlike any other!GasCraft: Cover Your Mouth Edition
join dis server if u wanna let out ur gas without judgemnt!!! we don’t care if u fart or burp or whatever, just let it out and have fun!! we even have a special farting contest every friday where u can win prizes for the loudest toot!! also, we have a secret underground tunnel where u can sneak around and surprise ur friends with ur stinky surprises. come join us and let it rip!!! 🤣🌟🍑🔥💨