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| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 7293 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 25 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the ultimate vaccine against boring gameplay. just like how this mRNA vaccine protected mice against deadly bacteria, this server will protect you against the deadly boredom of other servers.
all the lab mice (players) who joined this server survived a highly lethal dose of boring gameplay. they were all like, “woah, this server is lit, i’m never leaving!”
come join us and experience the ultimate protection against boring minecraft servers. we promise you’ll never want to leave once you’re here. it’s like a magical vaccine for your gaming soul.
