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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, BROKEN, cant post, error message, forum, forum bug, help needed, Minecraft, posting issue, Server, technical issue, Troubleshooting, website problem

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Secret Passages Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a potion of slowness? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to get down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!

Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP

2021, 40k EOY, comedy, Down-tober, end of year, Entertainment, forecast, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, October, prediction, satire, smp, social media, trending, uptober, viral

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Buildings Constructed:	33	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old “Uptober” on other servers? Well, get ready for “Downtober” on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with 40,000 diamonds at the end of the year! That’s right, we’re giving away 40k diamonds to the player of the year! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come join us for a wild ride on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

ManCaveCraft

adulting, childish behavior, Development, emotional intelligence, growing up, immaturity, man child, ManCaveCraft, Maturity, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, self-realization

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of adulting and just want to embrace your inner man-child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server

2022, chancellor, Communication, dialogue, Diplomacy, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, first contact, foreign affairs, germany, international relations, Minecraft, official conversation, phone call, political leaders, president, putin, PutinCalls2022, russia, Scholz, Server, summit, world leaders

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crops Grown:	1593
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where u can call putin whenever u want! yep, that’s right, putin is a regular player on our server and he loves chatting with all the players. he even gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. but be careful, he’s a pro at redstone so u better bring ur A game. join now and experience the thrill of talking to putin while building ur dream minecraft world. it’s gonna be epic!

MissileMayhemCraft

Attack, ballistic missile, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, IMMINENT, intelligence, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, MissileMayhemCraft, national security, Preparation, Tension, threat, Warning, wh, White House

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	6097	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Void Gems Collected:	33
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54

LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, LITERALLY! WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS LIKE MISSILES! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA DODGE BALLISTIC MISSILES WHILE BUILDING YOUR DREAM MINECRAFT CASTLE! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF PLAYS HERE IN SECRET, SO YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE CREATOR OF MINECRAFT WHILE DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS NOW!

Crafty Queer Haven

advocacy, Ban, Conversion Therapy, Crafty, depression, Gender Identity, harmful effects, harmful ideologies, harmful practices, Haven, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, mental health, mental health consequences, Mental Health Treatment, policies, ptsd, queer, research, sexual orientation, suicidality, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Dragon Eggs Found:	6834
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

so, like, u kno how sum servers out there r all serious n stuff? well, not dis one! dis server is like, the craziest, most fun place to be in all of minecraft land! why shud u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u sum insane reasons:

1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!

2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!

3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!

4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!

so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server

Anime, comedy, Crafty, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, humor, Humour, internet culture, jokes, laughs, Laughter, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, VT, vt humor, vt memes, Vtuber, vtuber humor, vtuber jokes, vtuber memes

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Alien Abductions:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!

If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP

2008, 4chan, 4chan birthday, 4chan history, ANONYMOUS, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday wishes, digital community, forum, Happy, Happy Birthday, imageboard, internet culture, internet history, internet memes, internet subculture, long-standing website, Meme culture, Minecraft, online birthday party, Online Community, online forum, smp

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Hey there gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!

GFundMeCraft

bills, Boundaries, Cheap, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, financial agreements, financial problems, financial responsibility, GFundMeCraft, Girlfriend, Gratitude, household expenses, joint account, Liar, living together, Money Matters, relationship issues, Rent, splitting bills, standing up for myself

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Enchantments Applied:	117
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	9323	Zombie Dances:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair and equal payment for rent and bills! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and financial disputes just like the one described above.

Looking for a server where you can argue over 0.85 cents and screenshot breakdowns of expenses to use as leverage in future arguments? Look no further, this is the place for you!

Join now and experience the thrill of defending yourself against accusations of being cheap and a liar, all while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Who knew splitting bills could be so exhilarating?

So come on, join our server and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of rent payments and relationship drama!

BlocktopiaSurvival

BlocktopiaSurvival, determination, family, Friends, goals, Gratitude, hobbies, love, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, Passion, perseverance, physical health, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, self-care, strength, support system

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some adrenaline into your pixelated veins! Join us if you want to stay alive and kicking in the virtual world – because let’s face it, respawning can get old real quick.

Our server is like a magical potion that keeps you going, like a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples. We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of rare loot, more twists and turns than a maze of redstone contraptions. You’ll never know what’s coming next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be more exhilarating than a creeper explosion in your face.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of staying alive in Minecraft like never before. Who needs sleep when you can be on the edge of your minecart seat, dodging danger and laughing in the face of death? Come join us and see what it truly means to survive and thrive in the world of blocks and mobs.