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PatheticCraft: No Marriage for You

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9514
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dimension Hops:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of being a creepy shut-in like my friend? Do you want to break free from the “woe is me” attitude and actually have some fun? Then join our Minecraft server and escape from your sad reality!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – whether it’s a tall, muscular hunk who takes girls to Paris or a 5’2″ 90-pound dude who just wants a hot young Indian girl. We don’t judge here, we just want you to have a good time!

Forget about arranged marriages and societal expectations, on our server, you can find love, adventure, and maybe even some diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

PatheticCraft

acceptance, Confidence, doubt, emotional intelligence, Exploration, Identity, Insecurity, introspection, judgment, Labels, Pathetic, PatheticCraft, personal growth, Questioning, SELF AWARENESS, self worth, self-doubt, Sexuality, submissive, validation, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of being a regular old Minecraft player? Are you looking for a server that will cater to your inner submissive side? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embrace your inner submissiveness in a whole new way. Build your own dungeon and let other players come and dominate you in the most hilarious ways possible. From being forced to mine diamonds for your master to being chased around by a pack of wolves, the possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, being sexually submissive in Minecraft doesn’t make you pathetic, it just makes you a unique player on our server. So come join us and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DadBodCraft

anger, Bonding, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DadBodCraft, emotional connection, Emotional support, Expectations, family dynamics, father-son relationship, Fatherhood, financial support, generational patterns, neglect, parenting, personal growth, quality time, Resentment, Role Model, SELF AWARENESS

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	463
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Looking for a server where you can build epic structures and battle fierce mobs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and conquer the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in wacky events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and sheep shearing contests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a villager over the best way to mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!

InternetFunMinecraftSMP

activities, browsing, Chat Rooms, digital art, Entertainment, Forums, Fun, Gaming, internet, internet culture, InternetFunMinecraftSMP, memes, ONLINE, online communities, Online Games, online shopping, social media, streaming, Videos, virtual reality, web surfing

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19

Oh, you know, just casually dominating the virtual world on our Minecraft SMP! We have a community of players who are all about that block life, building epic structures, and engaging in intense PvP battles.

But the real reason you should join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or the time we all dressed up as llamas and pranked the newbies by pretending to be a herd of wild animals.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a squad of ninja villagers? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion), then you definitely need to join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Block TherapyCraft

BLOCK, Boundaries, communication skills, coping strategies, Exercise, gratitude practice, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, medication, mental health, mindfulness, nutrition, positive relationships, relaxation techniques, Routine, self-care, sleep hygiene, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, TherapyCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Secret Passages Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities! Our server is like therapy for your soul, with pixelated pigs to pet, creeper explosions to release your pent-up anger, and enchanted forests to get lost in (literally, because our maze is no joke). Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist in another dimension, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

Massage Mania: ADHD Relief

adhd, alternative treatment, Attention, behavioral therapy, case study, cognitive function, Focus, hyperactivity, impulsivity, Mania, MASSAGE, Massage therapy, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorder, Relaxation, Relief, sensory processing, Sleep, sleep disorders, tactile massage, teenagers, Therapy, young people

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Server Name	GalaxyVoid
Opening Date	October 20th
Opening Time	13:00
Website	Galaxyvoid.nl

Brief Overview:

GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server is perfect for those who love survival and storytelling. Join us for the grand opening on October 20th at 13:00! Invite your friends and be part of a unique themed server with events and challenges.

FAQ:

Q: What is the theme of GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server?

A: GalaxyVoid is themed around survival and storytelling.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Visit the website Galaxyvoid.nl or contact the server admin for the discord link.

Q: Are there events and challenges on the server?

A: Yes, GalaxyVoid will host events and challenges for players to enjoy.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, please invite your friends to join and enjoy the opening of GalaxyVoid!

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Br’aaxskin Maps, Costume Party Mixer, Crafty, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, final fantasy xiv, Garo, Golem Alts Meetup, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., Letter from the Producer LIVE, Male Meetup, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Server, Spooky Club, The Crow, The Ondo Cups, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Tuliyollal, Twin Peaks, x files

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Blood, bpeh, child rights, consent from parents, consent issues, controversial practices, cultural beliefs, ethical concerns, fellatio, health risks, Jewish circumcision, mastermind, Medical Ethics, metzitzah, metzitzah b’peh, Minecraft, oral-genital contact, Pain, public humiliation, religious ceremonies, religious customs, religious freedom, religious practices, smp, traditional rituals

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

DogHouseBanisher

Behavior, Boundaries, COLLAR, concussion, disabled, DogHouseBanisher, Events, fainting, family, farm dog, holidays, host, injury, mobility assistance, Principles, scolding, service dog, service dog training, small town, Training, Vae

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	457	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4075
Gods Slained:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Votes:	7154	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

BlockyBluesBeGone

advice, BlockyBluesBeGone, coping strategies, depression, Exercise, journaling, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, positive thinking, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self compassion, self love, self-care, stigma surrounding depression, support system, talking to someone, Therapy

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8240	Alien Abductions:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23

Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

aggression, blocks, Conflict, CraftyIsraelMC, Crisis, decisively, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, intervention, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peacekeeping, Politics, response, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, UN, War

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	493	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Star Shards Collected:	199
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!