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UkraineCraft $1.7 Bil Aid

aid, arms sales, bil, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense budget, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military equipment, Military Funding, military intervention, military support, national security, Political Support, security assistance, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

lol omg u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got $1.7 billion in military aid from the US!! that means we got all the coolest weapons and gear to wreck those creepers and zombies. plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we find. join us and be part of the most epic battle for survival in minecraft history. come on, u know u wanna be a part of this craziness!

Crafting & Laughing to Avoid Adulting

addiction, adulting, alcoholism, AVOID, avoidance, coping mechanism, Crafting, denial, depression, destructive tendencies, Drinking, escapism, harmful behavior, LAUGHING, mental health, Recovery, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self destruction, self-destructive behavior, self-medication, substance abuse, Therapy, unhealthy habits

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	139
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape ur sad reality and live in a world where u can build giant statues of urself and rule over ur minions.

we have flying pigs that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart out fireworks.

u can battle against evil llamas that shoot laser beams from their eyes and team up with talking chickens that give u quests to find the mystical golden egg.

if u join now, u will receive a free pet dragon that spits out hot sauce and can fly u to the moon for a picnic with aliens.

so why waste ur time on boring stuff when u can join our server and live out ur wildest dreams? come join us now before the llamas take over the world!

Bungeon Realms

Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Factories, gameplay, job points, Jobs, Loot, MCMMO, MONEY, nether stars, Netherite Ingots, oak logs, PvE, PvP, Resources, Rewards, Secrets, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

IP: BungeonRealms.com IP: BungeonRealms.com:25566 (BEDROCK)

BungeonRealms is a new survival experience with tons of content and things to do!

Join 3 of the many jobs available at you to earn extra money and special “job points” while just playing the game! Explore the 8 Dungeons to see what loot and secrets they are hiding… Produce resourced from Oak Logs to Nether Stars and Netherite Ingots with the Factories!

https://discord.gg/RJ8akHf2n8

bungeonrealms.com

Infinite Cubes: Where Blocks Have Serious Personal Space Issues! SMP 1.21

application, blocks, Builders, Chunks, Community, cubes, Discord, Friends, Gaming, Infinite, Issues, long term, Minecraft, Mods, Personal, Players, progress, Reset, Server, smp, Space, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	2345	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	36
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Infinity Cube Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	1.21
Mods Installed	TP to spawn, TP to home, TP back, Fast Leaf Decay, Dynmap, Player/Mob Heads, Custom Nether Portals
Restrictions	Minimal, client-side mods allowed

FAQ

What is the goal of the Infinity Cube Server?

The goal is to have fun, enjoy building and exploring in Minecraft, and make friends on the server. Experienced builders are encouraged to apply.

What about updates and resets?

The server is currently on version 1.21 but will update to newer versions as they are released. Chunks will be reset before future updates to keep the world “fresh”. Most chunks have recently been reset, giving the world a new feel.

How do I join the Infinity Cube Server?

To join, join the Discord server provided, check out the website for more information, and fill out the application on the #smp-application channel. Thank you for considering!

Join the Discord: Discord Invite

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

anti-racism, Bigotry, BlockBuddies, discrimination, Diversity, end racism, equality, Inclusivity, Minecraft, no to racism., prejudice, racial awareness, racial bias, racial discrimination, Racial equality, racial harmony, racial intolerance, racial justice, racial unity, racism, Server, social justice, stop being racist

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Buildings Constructed:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Enchantments Applied:	170

Are you tired of playing on servers where people are constantly being racist? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no racism” policy! Join us and experience a world where everyone is treated equally, no matter what color their pixelated skin is. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn griefers into fluffy bunnies. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s spread love and rainbows in the Minecraft universe!

LucahjinCraft SMP – The Blocky Adventures of Lucahjin

Adventures, age, art, blocky, Childhood, Clueless, commissioned, CONTENT, DREW, hot, lets players, lewds, lps, lucahjin, LucahjinCraft, marriage status, offputting, older sister, post art, reeling, smp, surreal, twitch account, Vtuber

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old players? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where anything goes!

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas starts chasing you! Or how about the time when a player built a rollercoaster that launched you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the best SMP you’ll ever join!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a mysterious VTuber who is actually a time-traveling wizard in disguise. Rumor has it that they can summon lightning storms at will and turn creepers into friendly kittens. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

TipCraft: No Text, Just Deliver

app, Customer, customer service, Deliver, Delivery, DoorDash, Driver, Etiquette, fees, food delivery, income, Order, Request, restaurant delivery, service, text, TipCraft, Tipping, tipping culture, tipping etiquette, tipping policy, tipping practices

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the NPCs have more integrity than that Dash driver! Join us for a world where tipping is not only encouraged, but rewarded with in-game currency and rare items. Our community is filled with generous players who will never ask for a bigger tip, unless it’s in the form of diamonds or enchanted gear. So come on in and experience a virtual world where kindness is always appreciated, and greed is left at the door. Who needs DoorDash when you can have a blast dashing through dungeons and slaying dragons with your fellow players? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

ConfusedByPopularThings – Minecraft SMP

ConfusedByPopularThings, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1411
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Do you ever wonder why people are so obsessed with breathing oxygen? Like, come on, it’s so overrated. That’s why you need to join our Minecraft SMP where we only breathe in diamond dust for that extra sparkle in our lungs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted feather hat that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious creepers who just want to boogie down in peace. Join us and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive confetti blasts.

So why waste your time breathing boring old oxygen when you could be living your best Minecraft life on our wacky and wild server? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

LoveCraftedPitfalls

BETRAYAL, Breakup, dark side, depression, Disappointment, emotional pain, Falling In Love, Grief, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Loneliness, lost love, LoveCraftedPitfalls, Pain, rejection, relationships, Sadness, toxic relationships, unrequited love, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	2261
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the dark side of falling in love… with our server, that is!

Our server is like no other, filled with mysterious caves, haunted forests, and even a love potion that will make you fall head over heels for our pixelated world. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on our server like a zombie to brains!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where creepers are your wingmen, skeletons are your dance partners, and Endermen are your relationship counselors? Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server out there. So come join us and experience the dark side of falling in love… with our server!

ZelenskiyCraft: No Moscow Church

banning, Church, church hierarchy, church independence, church influence, church-state relations, Eastern Orthodox Church, government control, Moscow, Moscow ties, orthodox church, religious autonomy, religious conflict, religious freedom, religious legislation, religious persecution, religious tensions, separation of church and state, Ukraine, Ukraine politics, Ukraine-Russia relations, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

lol ukraine’s zelenskiy be like “no church for u, moscow!” join our minecraft server for epic battles between orthodox churches, ukraine vs moscow edition! build your own church, recruit villagers to join your cult, and fight for dominance in the name of zelenskiy! will u be a loyal follower or a rebellious heretic? come find out on our server, where the only thing bigger than the churches is the drama!