GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures

10th circle of Hell, Adventures, Anus, best out, Claim, clean, collective decision, Condemnation, condemned, dirty incel anuses, Eternity, GlowCraft, glowies, GLOWNIGGERS, Humanity, less than 30 years, new world order, once again, pathetic lives, planet earth, pogrom, reminder, Server, tongue my anus

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!

CodeCrafters Minecraft SMP

agile methodology, bug fixing, code development, code review, CodeCrafters, continuous integration, development process, feature development, Minecraft, product shipping, project management, Quality Assurance, release management, smp, software delivery, software deployment, software engineering, software lifecycle, software release cycle, software testing, team collaboration, Version Control, waterfall methodology

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	203	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Magic Items Found:	5847	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us if you want to experience coding in Minecraft like never before. Our players don’t just build houses and farms, they build entire functioning computers and program robots to do their bidding. Who needs redstone when you have actual lines of code running the show?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ship-It-Or-Die challenge. Every week, players must come up with the most outrageous and ridiculous product ideas, code them into existence, and ship them out to the rest of the server. Failure to do so results in being banished to the dreaded “Bug Island” where you must survive on nothing but stale bread and expired milk.

So if you’re ready to push the boundaries of Minecraft gameplay and coding creativity, join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to code and ship like a pro!

HandiCraft Street Deny LOL

accessibility issues, adjacent street, chipseal work, city regulations, city work, closed off street, deny, elderly driver, following orders, handicapped parking tag, handicapped woman, handicraft, health concerns, job responsibilities, Legalities, lol, Public Safety, son assistance, street, street closure, street closure protocol, street maintenance, supervisor instructions, truck presence

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	388	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the law with a iron pickaxe! Just like the city worker who bravely stood his ground to prevent a handicapped woman from driving down a closed street, we enforce our rules with no exceptions.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like the time a player tried to sneak past our vigilant moderators by disguising themselves as a block of dirt. Needless to say, they didn’t fool us for long!

Our server is so exclusive, even the most determined players will have to call in backup from their Minecraft-savvy sons just to navigate our treacherous terrain. But hey, that’s all part of the fun!

So come on over and join us on our server, where the rules are strict, the adventures are wild, and the laughs are endless. Just remember, no driving down closed streets allowed – even if you have a handicapped parking tag!

MineForFreeCraft

chosen career, desired job, desired profession, dream career, dream job, dream position, favorite job, favorite occupation, favorite task, fulfilling work, ideal job, ideal occupation, labor of love, MineForFreeCraft, passion project, perfect job, perfect role, preferred vocation, ultimate job, unpaid work

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers the most ridiculous and outrageous jobs you can imagine!

Join us and become a professional llama wrangler, where you’ll spend your days herding llamas through treacherous terrain and dodging their spit attacks. Or how about becoming a professional chicken jockey, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you can also become a professional tree whisperer, where you’ll communicate with the trees to help them grow faster and stronger. Or become a professional rainbow unicorn hunter, where you’ll hunt down elusive rainbow unicorns and tame them to ride into battle against your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious jobs in Minecraft!

BadWolfMC: Where blocky worlds meet adult humor and questionable decisions. Join now!

Adult, Adults, BadWolfMC, Bed wars, bedrock, blocky, Chicago, Community, crossplay, Decisions, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, fiber optic, friendship, Hardware, humor, java, Jobs, Join, Meet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Performance, Player Shops, Public farms, Questionable, Quests, Resource worlds, Stability, Wiki, worlds

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	599	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mines Excavated:	4790	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults! Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion!

Highlights

Feature	Description
Reviewed and approved	by Mojang and Gamersafer for inclusion on the Official Minecraft Server List!
State of the art hardware	on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone ensures superior stability and performance worldwide!
Integrated Discord server	Connect and chat seamlessly via Discord server.
Java-Bedrock Crossplay	Enjoy crossplay from any device!
Recurring events	Weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties.
Game modes and places to explore	Dungeons, quests, and vaults with unique prizes.
Protection options	Keep your builds safe with multiple protection options.
Economy	Balanced, diamond-based economy with Player Shops & Jobs.
Public farms and resource worlds	Lots of public farms and eco-friendly resource worlds.
Best online community	Members from all walks of life.

Our Mission

Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have a little fun and get creative. Our philosophy is to always enhance the game, not take away from it. We are laid-back and won’t get on your case about language, but still request that everyone be respectful of the many cultures that find a home here. We have been directly reviewed and approved by Mojang for MUG/EULA compliance, and we encourage and welcome feedback from all of our users.

Membership Application Required

If you like the place and the rules fit your style, apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com!

General Server Rules

Rule	Description
All players must be 18+	Only players 18 years of age or older are allowed.
No Griefing	Breaking or placing blocks within another player’s area is prohibited.
No Client Mods/Exploits	Client modifications other than Optifine or exploits are not allowed.
No Advertising/Spam	No advertising or spamming in chat.
Common Sense/Maturity	Respectful behavior, no harassment, sexism, racism, or hate speech.

Come take a look around as our guest at IP: play.badwolfmc.com. We look forward to seeing you in game!

BlockyBroServer

addiction, BETRAYAL, biological brother, BlockyBroServer, break lines, car accident, consequences, Dope, Fail, family, fast food, fate, five year old, forgiveness, GOD, jerked off, Karma, papa john’s, Redemption, REJECT, Tragedy

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9126	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Potions Brewed:	71	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your long-lost biological brother shows up and starts building a giant statue of the girl you used to fantasize about. But wait, there’s more! The girl you jerked off to for five years every night is now dating a creeper who sells dope on the side. Talk about drama!

But don’t worry, because on our server, even the craziest situations have a silver lining. Just when you think things can’t get any weirder, God himself intervenes and sends a five-year-old girl to guide you through a maze of lava pits and zombie hordes. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So why wait? Join us on this rollercoaster of a server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even run into Papa John himself serving up pizza in the Nether. It’s just another day in the wacky world of Minecraft!

RentLordMC – Nobody has it harder than Minecraft SMP Landlords

discrimination, escape goat, hard work, Harder, landlord challenges, landlord difficulties, landlord discrimination, landlord frustrations, landlord life, landlord problems., landlord responsibilities, landlord stress, landlord struggles, landlordcels, Landlords, Minecraft, property management, property ownership, rental market, RentLordMC, smp, societal expectations, society, tenant issues, unfair treatment

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of being the scapegoat in society? Join our Minecraft SMP where landlordcels reign supreme! We may do all the work, but we also have all the fun. Build your own empire and watch as others bow down to your landlord prowess. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled tenant who will only haunt those who don’t pay their rent on time. Join now for a chance to outwit the ghost and become the ultimate landlordcel champion!

DressCodeDrama

AITAH, appropriate, aunts wedding, comfortable, cry, cute, DAUGHTER, dress, DressCodeDrama, family, Girls, husband, Kids, lunch, maid of honor, MARRIED, required, shopping, sister, Telling, Upset, weather, Women

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure where you can dress up your characters in the fanciest dresses and suits.

We understand the importance of family events, just like the wedding where your daughter must wear a dress or face the consequences. Don’t worry, we won’t leave anyone with a babysitter – unless they’re a creeper trying to crash the party!

Join now for a chance to navigate through family dynamics, dress shopping quests, and emotional meltdowns – all in the name of love and weddings. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and fashionable at the same time?

RegretCraft – Addiction Edition

addiction, addiction consequences, addiction counseling, addiction intervention, addiction recovery, addiction recovery community, addiction recovery journey, addiction recovery resources, addiction recovery success, addiction relapse, addiction support, addiction therapy, addiction treatment, bad habits, Edition, overcoming addiction, regret, RegretCraft, seeking help, self-destructive behavior, substance abuse, unhealthy choices

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Ores Mined:	4431
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Are you tired of being addicted to boring stuff like social media or junk food? Well, have we got the perfect addiction for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and get addicted to building epic structures, exploring vast worlds, and battling creepers like a true warrior.

Forget regretting your addiction to Netflix or caffeine, because on our server, you’ll be too busy regretting not joining sooner! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start regretting all the time you wasted on other addictions!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Denial

aggression, Conflict, denial, downplaying, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Invasion, invasion denial, invasion tactics, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, media manipulation, Military, military strategy, Misinformation, political tactics, Propaganda, putin, Putins, russia, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	245	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	227
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ores Mined:	1658
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Towns Built:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

So, like, u know how Putin is all like “oh, there’s no invasion in Ukraine, it’s just a friendly visit”? Well, on our server, we take that to a whole new level! Join us for the ultimate Kursk offensive experience, where you can invade and conquer your enemies with no consequences! Putin himself might even drop by to give you some tips on world domination. So come on, join us and show Putin who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft server ever!

U-Turn SMP: Where vanilla isn’t just a flavor, it’s a way of life. Join us on a whacky adventure! 1.21 update now!

24/7 uptime, A Shopping and Minigames District, Active Playerbase, Adventure, Age minimum of 16 years old, Anti-Stealing, custom music disc, discord community, Events, flavor, friendly community, Griefing Plugins, helpful mods, Inclusivity, Isnt, Join, Life, Mayoral Elections, Mob and Player Heads, one player sleep, Semi Vanilla, smp, Two months old, update, UTurn, Vanilla, whacky, Whitelisted server, world exploration

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Towns Built:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Turnabout SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/brazil-bass/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Turnabout SMP

Turnabout is a server that focuses on providing a great Minecraft experience and building a strong community. Join us for redstone and building based fun!

Server Features:

Inclusivity

Events

One Player Sleep

Shopping and Minigames District

Active Playerbase

Friendly community and helpful mods

Mob and Player Heads

Custom Music Disc

Mayoral Elections

Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins

24/7 Uptime

Turnabout is a whitelisted server with an age minimum of 16 years old. Join us on Discord for more information: Turnabout SMP Discord

FAQ

How can I join Turnabout SMP?

Join our Discord server and fill out a whitelist application to gain access to our server.

What is the age requirement to join Turnabout?

We require players to be at least 16 years old to join Turnabout SMP.

Are there any special events on the server?

Yes, we have regular events such as building competitions and treasure hunts for our players to enjoy.

Is griefing allowed on Turnabout SMP?

No, we have anti-stealing and griefing plugins in place to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.

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