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GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures

10th circle of Hell, Adventures, Anus, best out, Claim, clean, collective decision, Condemnation, condemned, dirty incel anuses, Eternity, GlowCraft, glowies, GLOWNIGGERS, Humanity, less than 30 years, new world order, once again, pathetic lives, planet earth, pogrom, reminder, Server, tongue my anus

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!

Ravover’s SMP Adventures

Adventures, celebration, Ecstatic, ecstatically happy, elated, Energetic, Enthusiasm, EXCITEMENT, exclamation, exuberant, hype, ITS RAVOVER, Joyful, jubilant, jumping for joy, on cloud nine, overjoyed., Ravovers, smp, Thrilled, thrilled beyond belief

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because ITS RAVOVER! Join our server and embark on wacky adventures with a community of players who are as crazy as a box of creepers!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken army take over the server and start a coup against the players. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the land? And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show.

So what are you waiting for? Join ITS RAVOVER and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow).

DoggoDilemma

aita, allergic, Attention, baby, best dog, decision, dog, dog person, DoggoDilemma, family, getting rid, health, itchy nose, Kids, lab puppy, love, Marriage, no, shedding, Telling, Wife

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1946	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Are you tired of dealing with drama and conflicts in your real life? Do you wish you could escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect Minecraft castle? Then look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where dogs don’t shed, kids don’t exist, and allergies are just a myth. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and make friends with fellow players who understand the struggle of balancing pets, children, and spouses.

Forget about real-life responsibilities and come join us on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not your virtual crops are growing. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape to a world where dogs are always loyal and allergies are non-existent!

CraftyBillionaire

billionaire, billionaire dreams, CraftyBillionaire, dream purchases, extravagant lifestyle, extravagant purchases, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, lavish living, luxury, Luxury items, material possessions, millionaire lifestyle, millionaire mindset, money management, opulence, shopping spree, spending spree, splurging, wealth

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

If you became a billionaire tomorrow, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is home to a hidden treasure worth billions of diamonds, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in memes. Only the richest and most daring players have a chance at finding it, so if you want to test your luck and maybe become even richer, join us now! Plus, we have a secret shop where you can buy golden pickaxes that mine blocks with one click. So what are you waiting for? Become a billionaire in Minecraft today!

BanglaCraft: Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, BanglaCraft, bangladesh, Chaos, Corruption, Democracy, democracy in peril, extremism, fear, Government, leadership, Minecraft, Minorities, Pakistan, political dynasty, Political unrest, Politics, power struggle, religious minorities, Server, Sheikh Hasina, South Asia, Warning

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1

are you bored of boring old minecraft servers? come join our wacky world of blocky madness! we have more chaos than sheikh hasina’s son warning of bangladesh becoming the next pakistan! our server is so crazy, even the minorities are shaking in their boots! join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. who needs stability when you can have this much fun? come on, join us before sheikh hasina’s son comes knocking on our virtual door!

BoomCraft: No Regrets, Just Explosive Fun

BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, consequences, Crisis, Decision making, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, explosive, Fun, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, missed opportunity, Political, power struggle, regrets, russia, SECURITY, Strategic, tarmac, Ukraine, warplanes, White House

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	New Chunks Explored:	955029
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Yo, have you ever wanted to be a part of a server where you can blow up warplanes on the tarmac? Well, look no further because on our server, we give you the chance to do just that!

Imagine the chaos and destruction as you sneak past security and set explosives on the enemy’s planes. The adrenaline rush is insane, and the satisfaction of watching them go boom is out of this world!

But wait, there’s more! The White House may have said no in real life, but on our server, the only limit is your imagination. Join now and let the explosions begin!

ChickenCrossingCraft

Animal Behavior, BIZARRE, chicken, ChickenCrossingCraft, comedic, countryside, Crossing, crossing the road, farm animal, fowl, funny, humor, JOKE, Poultry, quirky, rare sighting, ROAD, Rural, unexpected, unusual sight, urban legend

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2862
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	8123
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

so, come join our epic minecraft server where chickens cross roads all the time! like, seriously, they have their own little chicken crossing signs and everything. it’s a clucking good time, i tell ya!

and get this, our server is run by a group of super intelligent pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of mud and hay. they even have their own little piggy parliament where they discuss important issues like who gets the last carrot.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds? yeah, we have one of those too. but be careful, because it’s guarded by a pack of ninja sheep who will karate chop anyone who tries to steal their loot.

so come on down to our wacky minecraft server and join in on the fun. who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow or ride a magic unicorn into battle. anything is possible in this crazy world we’ve created.

SheepCraft: Cartilage Regen

biomaterial, cartilage, cartilage regeneration, cartilage repair, innovative technology, joint health, joint regeneration, joint repair, joint replacement alternatives, knee replacement surgery, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, molecular components, musculoskeletal health, natural environment, Orthopedic Surgery, REGEN, regenerative medicine, regrows cartilage, sheep joints, sheep study, Sheepcraft, tissue engineering

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Dimension Hops:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

hey u, yeah u, r u tired of ur sheep joints constantly breakin down? well have i got the server for u! we got this new biomaterial that regrows cartilage in sheep joints, just like magic! no more need for knee replacement surgery, just hop on our server and let the molecular components do their thing. it’s like a spa day for ur joints, but in minecraft form. join now and say goodbye to joint pain forever!

SleepGrief Minecraft server

administration, Community, Creative, Economy, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Recruitment, Server, SleepGrief, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	1597	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

ADMINISTRATION RECRUITMENT

d1.aurorix.net:25008

VideogameVoyager Minecraft Server

30s, adult gaming, Gaming, gaming addiction, gaming habits, gaming in 30s, gaming in adulthood, Gaming Lifestyle, gaming pastime, Minecraft, playing video games, Server, video game addiction, Video game culture, video game enthusiast, video game habits, video game hobby, video game longevity, video game obsession, video game pastime, video game player, VideogameVoyager, videojuegos

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchantments Applied:	125
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you still find yourself sneaking in some video game time in your 30s? Well, we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and explore in a world where age is just a number.

Our server is so epic, even Santa Claus himself takes a break from delivering presents to play on it. Rumor has it that the Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy also log on to trade diamonds and emeralds. Who knew mythical creatures were such Minecraft enthusiasts?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical that unicorns roam freely, dragons are your friendly neighbors, and creepers have been trained to give hugs instead of exploding. It’s a Minecraft paradise like no other.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner child rejoice in a world where video games are ageless and the fun never ends!

CrossoverCraft Minecraft SMP

ambitious crossover games, ambitious crossover gaming, ambitious crossover gaming experiences, ambitious crossover video games, ambitious crossover video gaming, ambitious crossovers, ambitious gaming, ambitious gaming crossovers, ambitious video game crossovers, ambitious video games, crossover games, crossover gaming, crossover video games, CrossoverCraft, games, gaming crossovers, Minecraft, smp, video games

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	288	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a wild crossover episode of your favorite TV shows! Imagine building a castle with Spongebob, battling zombies with Batman, or even going on a quest with Harry Potter himself! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). So come join us for a wacky, wild, and totally out-of-this-world Minecraft experience!