pathetic lives – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures
10th circle of Hell, Adventures, Anus, best out, Claim, clean, collective decision, Condemnation, condemned, dirty incel anuses, Eternity, GlowCraft, glowies, GLOWNIGGERS, Humanity, less than 30 years, new world order, once again, pathetic lives, planet earth, pogrom, reminder, Server, tongue my anus
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!

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New Server IP
Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1
1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry
Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

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New Server IP
CraftyWaitressLies
ACCUSATION, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress
Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

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New Server IP
RedditRatPack
Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover
Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

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New Server IP
CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone
brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

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New Server IP
VividCraft Skyline 1.20
ai generated, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, constructive criticism, dark edition, deliveries, deliveries only, drawthread, hololive, Horrors, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., Reposting, Requests, search tag, skyline, VividCraft, Vtuber, youtube booru
Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the depths of darkness and uncover the spookiest secrets of the night? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with horror and madness!
We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!
But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!
So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!

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New Server IP
BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!
BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, Communication, consensual, consent, Contraception, Gender Identity, Intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, Safe, sex education, sexual communication, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual orientation, sexual satisfaction, sexual self-care, sexual taboos, sexual wellness, STIs
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
HostageCraft Minecraft Server
abduction, clarify, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Demand, Diplomacy, family, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, SECURITY, Server, Shiri Bibas, Status, uncertainty
u know wat u shud do instead of worryin bout hostages? join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and forget bout real world problems. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers dat will make u invincible in the game. so come on, stop stressin and start block buildin with us!

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New Server IP
DroneWarsMC
aerial attacks, Attack Drones, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, government aggression, human rights violations, international conflict, military aggression, military technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, residential buildings, russia, security threats, Ukrainian cities, War Crimes, WARFARE
U want a wild ride in minecraft? come join our server, where we have russian attack drones flying around blowing up houses for fun! it’s like a real life action movie but in blocky pixel form. join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building ur dream house. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now!

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New Server IP
BubbleCraft: UltraScan Edition
agent, BubbleCraft, Contrast, contrast agent, Edition, Enhance, image, Imaging, internal organs, intravenously, Medical, medical ultrasound, microbubbles, Organs, polymer, protein, protein-polymer, Quality, researchers, SYNTHESIZED, Tested, UltraScan, Ultrasound
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got these crazy protein-polymer microbubbles that are, like, gonna blow your mind, dude. they’re, like, injected into your bloodstream and make your organs look all fancy and stuff on ultrasound. it’s like having a disco party in your body, man.
join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!

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New Server IP

United Crafters

apply, Builder, Community, Crafters, Discord, Explorer, hermitcraft, HermitCraft Inspired, INFORMATION, Join, new, Older, Players, redstoner, Season, Server, smp, soon, spot, United, welcome, Welcoming

United Crafters SMP

Welcome to United Crafters SMP! Where we strive to make a welcoming community for all sorts of players 15 years or older. Are you a builder? A redstoner? An explorer? We have a spot for you! Apply today to be a part of our Hermitcraft-inspired server!

New season starting soon, join our discord here for more information.

Hope to see you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please apply through our discord server. Once approved, you will receive the server IP and instructions on how to connect.
What plugins does the server have?	Our server has a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay, including essentials, grief prevention, and more. You can find a full list of plugins on our discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules cover topics like griefing, hacking, and respectful behavior towards other players. You can view our full list of rules on our discord server.
Is there a world reset schedule?	We typically have a world reset every 6 months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players.