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ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3913	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Items Found:	2861	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Enchantments Applied:	94	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

ChildhoodTraumaCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Towns Built:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6454

Remember that time you accidentally set your neighbor’s house on fire in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction as we embrace the mayhem and madness of Minecraft like never before.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a dispenser? Well, on our server, that’s just a casual afternoon activity. We encourage creativity, absurdity, and a complete disregard for safety regulations. Who needs rules when you have unlimited TNT at your disposal?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. Welcome to the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Crafty Kiingi’s Realm: Kuini’s Coronation

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

yo yo yo, u gotta check out dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got da new Māori Queen up in here! her name be Kuini Nga wai hono i te po, she only 27 but she takin over as da Māori monarch, followin in her daddy’s footsteps Kiingi Tuheitia. u know dis server be poppin off with royalty like dat, so come join us and bow down to da queen! build ya own palace fit for a queen, or go on epic quests to prove ya loyalty to da royal fam. ain’t no server like dis one, so get ur butt in here and start kissin da ring!

Transparent Mouse Skin: The Dye Experiment

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6037
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE MAKE UR SKIN TRANSPARENT LIKE LIVING MICE WIT FOOD DYE! U CAN BE SEE-THRU LIKE A GHOST BUT STILL BE ALIVE AND BUILDIN’ IN DA BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR DA WILDEST EXPERIENCE OF UR LIFE, U WON’T REGRET IT! #TRANSPARENTSKIN #FOODDYEFUN #MINECRAFTMADNESS

What is the IP for Asmongold Clips Minecraft Server?

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Towns Built:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Asmongold Clips is a popular Twitch streamer who is known for his entertaining and humorous gaming content. With a focus on World of Warcraft and other popular titles, Asmongold Clips has gained a large following for his skillful gameplay and engaging personality. His clips are widely shared and enjoyed by fans across various social media platforms.

The Infested Kingdom

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	64
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	222	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Explore “The Infested Kingdom” for a thrilling MMORPG adventure! Delve into mysterious dungeons, challenge fearsome bosses, and experience captivating quests. Explore dynamic maps, level up, and forge alliances. Discover a unique marketplace, customize your appearance, and enjoy an inclusive experience. Join us for an epic adventure!

91.197.6.201:25625

Making Vanilla Great Again! ClassicMC Survival Server 1.21+ Java Edition – Apply for Whitelist!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

ClassicMC (SMP) {Vanilla} Server Overview:

Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Whitelisted	Yes
Memory	24GB
Server Version	1.21.1 Paper

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the google doc in the #server-application channel on our Discord server and we will review your application.
Are there any age restrictions?	We are looking for mature members, so there is no specific age restriction but maturity is important.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, you can invite your friends once you are whitelisted on the server.
Are mods or plugins allowed on the server?	No, the server is vanilla with some quality of life additions.

EscapeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else!

Join us and you’ll witness the legendary tale of Steve, who somehow managed to tame a pack of wild creepers and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Yes, you read that right – creepers as mounts. It’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and chicken nuggets. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP quite like this before.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us and see for yourself how we’ve managed to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the world of blocky adventures. Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring some extra armor for those creeper rides!

Cute girls make me want to die so much Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	2178	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of cute girls making you want to die? Do you feel like you’ll never get a lunch date or even a simple interaction with them? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Cute Girls Allowed” policy! That’s right, you can game in peace without the distraction of their smiles and charm.

Join our server and be surrounded by a community of guys who understand the struggle of wanting to hug a girl so bad but feeling unworthy. Together, we can build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and conquer the Ender Dragon without the pesky distraction of cute girls ruining our vibe.

So come on, join us and leave your girl troubles behind. Who needs them when you have a whole SMP of bros to game with? Let’s show those cute girls what they’re missing out on!

Showdown: The Decline

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Remember that one TV show that started off strong but went downhill faster than a pig on a water slide? Yeah, that show was like joining a Minecraft server with no diamonds in sight. But fear not, because our server is the complete opposite!

Join our server and experience a rollercoaster of excitement that never goes off the rails. We’ve got more surprises than a creeper in a birthday cake factory and more fun than a pig riding a minecart.

Forget about those other servers that are as boring as watching grass grow in the game. Our server is like a diamond in the rough, shining bright with endless possibilities. So come on over and see why everyone is saying our server is the best thing since enchanted golden apples!

CraftyArgPovertyMC Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchantments Applied:	255	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Farms Harvested:	891	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

lol imagine living in a place where more than half the peeps are broke af. not on our minecraft server tho! we got diamonds for days, yo! join us and leave ur poor life behind. we even got a secret underground society where we trade emeralds for enchanted golden apples. plus, our admin once fought a dragon with a wooden sword and won. true story bro. so come on over and leave the poverty line in the dust.