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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 5441 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4770 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7655 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!
So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?