pathetic edition Minecraft Servers

pathetic edition Minecraft Servers

  • Pro_Gamer_God Minecraft SMP

    Pro_Gamer_God Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 3129
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Void Gems Collected: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a master at Minecraft parkour? Do you have the skills of a ninja when it comes to PvP battles? Or maybe you’re just really good at making friends and forming alliances? Whatever your talent may be, we want YOU to join our Minecraft SMP!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were so good at building that they created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the map. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep. Talk about a game-changer!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have weekly events like “Tame the Dragon” where players can compete to see who can ride a dragon the longest without getting roasted. It’s a real hoot, let me tell you.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then look no further. Join us and let your Minecraft skills shine!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TastyVeggieSnack

    TastyVeggieSnack
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 9659
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers that taste like cardboard and offer no nutritional value? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is like a gourmet meal for your gaming experience! Join us and feast on a buffet of fun and excitement that will leave you feeling satisfied and energized.

    Our server is so good for you, it’s like a superfood for your soul. Just one bite and you’ll be hooked on the delicious taste of adventure and camaraderie. Plus, our server is packed with vitamins and minerals that will boost your creativity and problem-solving skills.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get a free side of outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a roller coaster that goes to the moon, the possibilities are endless on our server.

    So why settle for bland and boring when you can have a Minecraft server that’s as delicious as it is nutritious? Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you feeling full and satisfied.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MissileCraftF16s

    MissileCraftF16s
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 8725
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MEDIUM-RANGE MISSILES FOR F-16s!!! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN FLY AROUND AND BLOW STUFF UP LIKE A BOSS. WHO NEEDS CREEPERS WHEN YOU GOT MISSILES, AMIRITE?

    ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE LAVA PIT, IT’S FULL OF EVIL BUNNIES THAT WILL STEAL YOUR STUFF.

    OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET DRAGON THAT BREATHES FIRE? YEAH, HE’S CALLED FLUFFY AND HE’S TOTALLY RAD.

    SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE ADVENTURE NEVER ENDS AND THE CRAZINESS NEVER STOPS. LET’S BLOW STUFF UP TOGETHER, WOOHOO!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ringed Earth 466 – Crafty Fun!

    Ringed Earth 466 – Crafty Fun!
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 3166
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Votes: 8983
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, this server is liek totally out of this world, man. we got this crazy theory that earth had a ring 466 million years ago, so we decided to recreate it in minecraft. you can mine for rare space rocks and build your own intergalactic base.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of alien villagers who trade in diamonds and emeralds. they’ll give you quests to complete in exchange for out-of-this-world rewards.

    oh, and did i mention the giant space squid boss that roams the server? defeat it and you’ll earn the title of Space Warrior and gain access to exclusive areas.

    so come join us on this wacky, wild ride through space and time. who knows what other crazy secrets are waiting to be discovered on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PissPvP

    PissPvP
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 7204
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Potions Brewed: 51 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Void Gems Collected: 17
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to PissPvP! The first-ever Public BlissSMP Gems PvP Server, where the action never stops!

    What can you expect?

    – Battle it out in our intense KitPvP mode, where only the strongest survive! – Challenge your friends to epic duels using the legendary BlissSMP Gems. – Test your parkour skills with our exciting lobby course! – Plus, there’s so much more to explore!

    Ready to prove your worth? Log in now to the first public BlissSMP Gems PvP server and join the fun! The competition is fierce, and the glory is yours for the taking!

    194.140.199.137:41884

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Beans And Rice SMP

    Beans And Rice SMP
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 2254
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Beans And Rice SMP, the ultimate build-oriented Minecraft server designed for creative minds and master builders! In our server we celebrate creativity and collaboration, offering a vast survival world where players can bring their architectural dreams to life. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned builder, you’ll find endless opportunities to participate in community projects, showcase your individual creations, and learn new techniques from our friendly, supportive community. Join us and be part of a thriving community where imagination is the only limit!

    To get whitelisted on our server we kindly ask for you to please join the discord server first, then we can give you an interview to see if you’re a good fit for our server, then after the process is concluded you are free to start playing 😀

    We are looking for 15+ years of age, discord channel is in the website tab

    51.161.117.71:25597

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Land of the Semi-Vanilla LandersYT: Where the only pillaging allowed is from the Ender Dragon!

    Land of the Semi-Vanilla LandersYT: Where the only pillaging allowed is from the Ender Dragon!
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 1236
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 336
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    LanderYT SMP

    Welcome to LanderYT SMP

    We are the LanderYT SMP, a community that started in October 2021 and is looking for more members. We have made some tweaks to the server to enhance the gaming experience for everyone.

    Server Tweaks

    Custom Texture Pack A few members have created custom items for the server, such as shop permits, hats, and weapons. These textures are optional and do not affect gameplay.
    Teleport Command Only /spawn teleport command is allowed in the overworld to encourage road development.
    Datapacks Installed datapacks from Hermitcraft server for added features like Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues, etc.
    DiscordSRV Discord and Minecraft chat can be interconnected for easier communication.
    CoreProtect Implemented to ensure fair gameplay and a friendly community environment.

    Events

    Semi-frequent events are hosted on the server with rewards like event coins, which can be used to purchase shulker boxes and cosmetic items.

    Staff Team

    We have a small staff team dedicated to maintaining peace and harmony on the server and discord. While chat moderation is not guaranteed, community concerns will be addressed.

    Application Process

    To join the server, fill out a detailed application form highlighting your playstyle, server experience, and expectations.

    Join us now: Discord Link

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join the server?

    A: You can apply by filling out an application form detailing your playstyle, previous server experience, and expectations.

    Q: What kind of rewards do events offer?

    A: Events on the server offer event coins which can be used to purchase shulker boxes and cosmetic items.

    Q: Can I use custom textures on the server?

    A: Yes, there are custom textures available for items such as shop permits, hats, and weapons. These textures do not affect gameplay.

    Q: Is chat moderated on the server?

    A: While chat moderation is not guaranteed, the staff team will try their best to maintain peace and harmony on the server and discord channel.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • England Thank You Minecraft Server

    England Thank You Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 4186
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Alien Abductions: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Potions Brewed: 74
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Thank You! 🇬🇧

    Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more tea and crumpets than you can shake a stick at, and our players are as polite as can be (except when they’re stealing your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

    Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who’s been terrorizing our virtual land with his bad breath and terrible fashion sense. Or team up with your fellow players to build the most magnificent castle the world has ever seen – complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

    But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who’s been known to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. So keep your wits about you and your pickaxe at the ready!

    So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to shout “Thank You” whenever someone mentions England – it’s the law around here! 🎩🎮🇬🇧

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 4 Months Until Anime Comes Out Minecraft SMP

    4 Months Until Anime Comes Out Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 2421
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Villages Defended: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of waiting for that new anime to come out with only one measly trailer to hold you over? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have more trailers than you can shake a diamond sword at! We’ve got so many trailers, you’ll feel like you’re living in a movie theater!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll be treated to exclusive behind-the-scenes footage of Sakamoto Days that you won’t find anywhere else. We’ve got the inside scoop on all the drama, action, and romance that’s going down in this epic anime.

    So why wait for that anime to finally premiere when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience the excitement right now? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RegretCraft

    RegretCraft
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 891
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Dragon Eggs Found: 5995
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Buildings Constructed: 40
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that time you passed up on buying a stack of diamond blocks for just a few emeralds? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about missing out on epic deals like that again! Join us and experience a world where the prices are always ridiculously low and the adventures are always hilariously wild. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the richest player in Minecraft history (and maybe even find a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots)! Join now and start your journey to regret-free gaming!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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