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HungryCrafters

aita, alex, Behavior, changing offices, college, diet, ED, emma, habits, HungryCrafters, lunch, meal prepping, Meetings, nuts, office, overweight, SNACKS, solution, Struggling, student worker, sweets, Talk, triggering, University, weight loss

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1611	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Zombie Dances:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing triggering you will be creepers blowing up your house! No more worrying about coworkers getting upset over your lunch choices, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Plus, we have a strict “no snacks on desks” policy, so you can focus on building epic structures without any distractions. Join now and leave the office drama behind!

AddictiveCraft SMP

addiction, addictive behaviors, addictive personality, AddictiveCraft, behavioral addiction, biggest addiction, compulsions, coping mechanisms, cravings, dependency, habits, mental health, obsessions, overcoming addiction, recovery journey, seeking help, self-care, self-destructive behavior, smp, substance abuse, support system, unhealthy habits

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Do you find yourself constantly craving that sweet, sweet block-breaking action? Are you always dreaming of building the ultimate diamond palace in the sky? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, with insane events like Creeper Olympics, where you have to outrun exploding creepers to win fabulous prizes! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party, where villagers bust out their best dance moves to the beat of a jukebox! So if you’re ready to join a community of fellow blockheads who share your addiction to all things Minecraft, then come on down and join us today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your own pickaxe, then you might regret it a little bit).

BlockyBlast18

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	122	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Farms Harvested:	654	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

If I could go back to being 18, I would tell myself to join this Minecraft server because it’s the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a diamond helmet trying to take over the world. Plus, rumor has it that the server’s owner is actually a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots fireballs. So yeah, forget about investing in Bitcoin or studying for exams, come join us and live your best virtual life!

PressFreedomCraft Server

authoritarianism, Censorship, Democracy, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, independent press, international criticism, Journalism, Journalists, law, Media, media manipulation, political repression, press freedom, PressFreedomCraft, Propaganda, putin, restrictions, russia, Server, violations

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself insists there is press freedom in russia as long as u obey the law!!! we have epic builds like a giant statue of putin riding a bear and a secret underground bunker filled with vodka and caviar!! join now to experience the thrill of dodging russian spies while building ur own communist utopia!! trust us, u won’t regret it comrade!! #freedomofpress #russianspies #vodkaandcaviar

CraftyPolishPatriots

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPolishPatriots, crisis management., defense capabilities, defense strategy, diplomatic response, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, military defense, military intervention, missile defense system, national security, Poland, Polish FM, political tensions, regional stability, Russian missiles, shoot down, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

lol imagine a minecraft server where poland is like the ultimate boss battle and they have to shoot down russian missiles over ukraine to protect their national security HAHAHA join our server and be part of this epic battle! we have crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground base where you can plot world domination with your friends. come join us and be part of the chaos!

ArthritisCraft – The Gel Adventure

Adventure, arthritis, ArthritisCraft, Breakthrough, Development, early stages, Gel, Healthcare, Hope, Hydrogel, inflammation, innovation, invention, joint, Medical, millions, osteoarthritis, pain relief, regenerative medicine, research, Slow, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

hey u, ya u reading this, wanna join a minecraft server that can cure ur arthritis? yea u heard me right, our new hydrogel ‘invention’ is gonna slow down and treat arthritis in early stages, like whaaaat. imagine mining diamonds and ur joints feeling better at the same time, mind blown right? come join us and be part of this breakthrough development that’s gonna bring hope to millions of people suffering from osteoarthritis. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs in our server, so like why wouldn’t u wanna join? let’s mine and heal together, join now! 🦄🐷💎 #minecraftmagic #curearthritis #unicornsanddiamonds

What is the IP for Cash Minecraft Server?

Cash, Cash and Nico, family friendly, Hunters vs DEADPOOL in Minecraft!, kid friendly, Minecraft, minecraft mod, Nico, Nico and Cash, Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Cash is a singer-songwriter known for his soulful vocals and heartfelt lyrics. His music blends elements of folk, rock, and country, creating a unique sound that resonates with audiences. With influences ranging from Bob Dylan to Johnny Cash, Cash delivers authentic and raw performances that leave a lasting impression. His honest songwriting and powerful voice have earned him a dedicated following and critical acclaim in the music industry.

EtiquetteCraft Minecraft Server

compliments, correct mistakes, Etiquette, EtiquetteCraft, Fair Play, Gaming, Good Game, good luck, Have Fun, Minecraft, multiplayer, online etiquette, Online Games, Opponents, patience, positive attitude, Respect, Server, skill, Sportsmanship, sportsmanship rules, teammates, teamwork

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	391	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of sportsmanship and etiquette like you’ve never seen before! Start off each game by wishing your opponents good luck and have fun, because let’s face it, we’re all in this together. Even when you’re losing, remember to say good game and show respect to your fellow gamers. Compliment your opponent’s sick plays and be patient with your teammates – after all, we’re all just trying to survive in this crazy blocky world. So come on, join us for a game where manners and good vibes reign supreme!

Incestcraft SMP: Suicide Squad

anxiety, coping mechanisms, depression, Emotional support, family dynamics, Family issues, healing journey, Incestards, IncestCraft, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental illness, online communities, seeking help, self harm, smp, squad, stigma, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, SUICIDE WATCH, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	474
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the Incestards are on suicide watch because our community is just that chaotic and hilarious. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy pranks, and unexpected alliances.

We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server behind the scenes, plotting world domination while disguised as innocent farm animals. Don’t trust anyone who offers you a llama ride, they might be trying to recruit you into their llama army.

Our PvP battles are legendary, with players wielding enchanted diamond pickaxes and riding pigs into battle. You never know what kind of shenanigans will ensue during a fight, from players accidentally hitting each other with their fishing rods to accidentally setting their own houses on fire with a misplaced fireball.

But don’t worry, our community is always there to support each other through the chaos. Whether you need help rebuilding your house after a creeper explosion or just someone to laugh at your latest failed redstone contraption, our players are always ready to lend a hand (or a laugh).

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just be prepared for anything, because in our world, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

CraftyExHusbandCareCo.

anger, CraftyExHusbandCareCo, cruise, doubt, ex husband, family, family therapist, fear, grandchildren, Guilt, Happiness, investigation, medical need, Obligations, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, step-daughter, Support, Therapist, throwaway account, well-being

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Star Shards Collected:	69	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Votes:	1540	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and laughter are allowed!

Join us for a cruise around our virtual world, where you can build, explore, and create memories with your fellow players. Just like the OP, you can block any negativity and focus on enjoying yourself to the fullest.

Don’t worry about your past tendencies of sacrificing your own happiness for others – on this server, the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is your sleep as you stay up all night building the coolest structures and battling mobs with your new friends.

And remember, if your real-life family drama starts to get you down, just log on to our server and escape into a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have virtual diamonds, right? So come join us today and let the fun begin!