🔥Path of Exile closed beta Minecraft Servers

/poeg/ – Minecraft SMP Path of Exile Edition

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our insane world of Settlers of Kalguur, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

In this server, you can expect to encounter wild mobs that have been mutated by a mysterious force known only as Autoxertion. These mobs are not your average creepers and zombies – they have special abilities and will stop at nothing to take you down. But don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of tools and utilities at your disposal to fend them off.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there is a hidden portal on the server that leads to a parallel universe where PoE 2 is in closed beta. Will you be the one to uncover this secret and gain access to the highly anticipated game before anyone else?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a crazy adventure filled with danger, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of laughter. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories you’ll have to tell after playing on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

everyday happiness, Happiness, happy moments, joyous moments, little happiness, little joys of life, little moments of joy, little things, Minecraft, moments of happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small comforts, small delights, small joys, small moments, small pleasures, small sources of joy, small things that bring joy, smp, tiny delights, tiny pleasures, TinyJoy

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop laughs and epic adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken race across the entire map, with the winner getting a diamond block as a prize?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Island,” where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves while being showered with gifts and prizes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

FavPersonCraft

beloved person, Best Friend, cherished person, family member, favorite human, favorite individual, favorite person, favorite personality, favourite person, FavPersonCraft, Hero, Idol, inspiration, loved one, mentor, Role Model, Significant Other, special person, who is your favorite person, who is your favourite person

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Oh, hands down, it’s gotta be Steve from our Minecraft server! I mean, have you heard about the time he rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but somehow survived because he was wearing a diamond helmet that he found in a chicken coop? And don’t even get me started on the epic battles he’s had with the Ender Dragon – he once defeated it using nothing but a stack of raw fish and a wooden sword! Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. So if you want to join in on the craziness and meet some truly unforgettable characters, come hang out with us on our Minecraft server!

ChinaCraft: Putin’s Payday

blackrock, CEO, China, Chinacraft, Conflict, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, emerging markets, financial markets, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global economy, international relations, Investment, Payday, political dynamics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Support, Trade, ukraine war

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the CEO of BlackRock says China is, like, totally supporting Russia’s economy and stuff, and that’s, like, totally cray cray, right?

join this server and you’ll be, like, part of this epic economic alliance that’s gonna take over the world or something. who needs diamonds when you got world domination, amirite?

plus, like, we have this crazy story where the players are actually secret agents trying to stop the evil villager overlords from taking over the server. it’s like James Bond meets Minecraft, man. you gotta join and be part of this epic adventure.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. who needs boring old survival mode when you can be part of a global conspiracy to rule the world? let’s do this, man!

Mirror Wars: Who’s Your Daddy?

Access, access to mirrors, arguments, common, DADDY, dna testing, family disputes, Fatherhood, genetic testing, good mirrors, Identity, less common, MIRROR, Mirrors, modern technology, Paternity, paternity arguments, paternity disputes, paternity issues, Reflection, relationships, self reflection, Wars, Whos

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8772
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Emeralds Found:	3982	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

yo, dis server be lit, like a creeper on fire! join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures! we got more drama than a soap opera, with players arguing over who’s the daddy of that baby zombie!

we got more mirrors than the ender dragon has scales, so you can always check yo self before you wreck yo self. and trust me, you gonna wanna look good when you slayin’ them mobs and buildin’ them epic structures.

join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, skeletons don’t have feelings anyway, right? so come on down and let’s get this party started!

Humiliation Ritual Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a hilarious humiliation ritual for all new players! Picture this: you have to wear a chicken suit and do the chicken dance in front of the entire server while they throw eggs at you. It’s a riot, trust us.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of the troll who will turn them into a block of dirt! It’s like a twisted version of a fairy tale, but way more fun.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our “Parkour of Peril” challenge where one wrong step could send you plummeting into a pit of lava. It’s a real test of skill and nerves of steel.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride of laughter, danger, and pure chaos. Just remember, you might leave with your dignity slightly bruised, but you’ll definitely have a great time!

Copenhagen Craft Minecraft SMP

ATTACKED, Beautiful, Copenhagen, Craft, Danish tv2, eksplosioner, Embassy, explosions, Hunted Down, Israel, Israeli embassies, jewgle, kikes, Krimi, live feed, local time, Minecraft, News, shots fired, smp, stockholm, tkd, Translate

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP where explosions and chaos reign supreme! Just like the two explosions near the embassy in Copenhagen, our server is full of unexpected surprises and thrilling moments. And who doesn’t love a little drama like shots fired at the Israeli embassy in Stockholm? TKD (Total Krazy Destruction) is the name of the game here, so come join us and let’s hunt down some kikes… in Minecraft, of course! Live feed news straight from Danish tv2, because we like to keep things interesting. Don’t miss out on all the action, join our SMP today!

HomeWreckerCraft

African American, child support, Cultural differences, Daddy Issues, family dynamics, family structure, father figure, HomeWreckerCraft, Interracial Relationships, mixed race relationships, Moral values, parenting, perpetrating broken homes, personal boundaries, relationships, single parenting, social commentary, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of my sister’s bachelor/bachelorette party.

Meet Daniel, the man with three daughters from three different women, all under two years apart. He’s like the ultimate Minecraft player, building relationships faster than he builds a house. But watch out, he may hit on you even if you’re not interested, just like he did with me at the party.

But don’t worry, I gave him a piece of my mind about being a responsible father and setting a good example for his daughters. Some people said it wasn’t my place to comment, but hey, on this server, everyone’s opinion matters (even if you’re not African American).

So join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, crazy storylines, and maybe even a lesson or two about parenting. Who needs TV drama when you have Minecraft drama?

SkillzMaster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1912
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can instantly master any skill or talent you desire! Want to become a redstone wizard? Done. Dreaming of being the best builder in the land? Consider it done.

Join our server and watch as players become experts in the most ridiculous skills like underwater basket weaving or llama whispering. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for juggling creepers or riding pigs like a pro. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP!

MineMotivationCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ores Mined:	5294
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
New Chunks Explored:	444741	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Dimension Hops:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited potatoes to whoever holds it. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

If that’s not enough to get you excited, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s first and only underwater cow racing track? Yes, you heard that right. Ride a cow through underwater tunnels and compete against other players for the title of Cow Racing Champion.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret disco cave, where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and skeletons who have killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

UkraineWarriors: KeepFighting!

Battle Cry, Bravery, courage, determination, Duty, fallen soldiers, fight on, heroism, Honor, inspiration, keepfighting, nation, patriotism, perseverance, Remembrance, resilience, sacrifice, solidarity, Ukraine, UkraineWarriors, Unity, War

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Endless Night Skies:	2
Farms Harvested:	556	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

so like, ukraine’s fallen soldiers were like, super inspiring and stuff. they were all like, “we will never give up, we will never surrender!” and everyone was like, “wow, those guys are so cool.” so now, this minecraft server is like, dedicated to them or something.

join this server if you want to be as brave as ukraine’s fallen soldiers. fight off creepers and zombies like a true hero. show the world that you have the courage and strength of a warrior.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities. like, you’ll be able to fly without wings and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s totally legit, trust me.

so come on, join this server and be a part of something epic. honor the memory of ukraine’s fallen soldiers and become a legend in the world of minecraft. do it for the fallen, do it for glory!