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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 3386 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
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