paternity leave Minecraft Servers

paternity leave Minecraft Servers

  • Holomem Mama Minecraft SMP

    Holomem Mama Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 5658
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Mythical Swords Crafted: 47

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the rumors swirling around our players! Join us if you want to be part of a community where holomems have been known to get pregnant and have kids while working on their epic creations. Who needs maternity leave when you can just build a nursery in your virtual world? And don’t worry, the babies are all pixelated so they won’t keep you up at night crying. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! (Disclaimer: No actual holomems were harmed in the making of this server)

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Work Break Minecraft Server

    Work Break Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 4706
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing work and family life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to call your job a “break” like some people do!

    Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world while taking breaks whenever you need them – because we get it, being a parent is tough work!

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only appear during your work hours, so you better log on and protect your creations before they get blown up!

    So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fun, and maybe even a little bit of chaos – just like parenting!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SAHMcraft: Expecting More

    SAHMcraft: Expecting More
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 113
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of real-life drama and arguments over who does what in the household? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle!

    On our server, you can take on the role of a master builder, a fearless explorer, or a redstone genius. No more arguing over who should do the dishes or take out the trash – in this virtual world, the only limit is your imagination!

    Imagine a world where ordering takeout 5 nights a week is not only acceptable, but encouraged! Build a virtual kitchen where you never have to worry about cooking again. And if your spouse complains about the mess, just tell them to put away your virtual suits themselves!

    Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave the real-world responsibilities behind. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night mining for diamonds and battling creepers? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-life arguments – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last enchanted golden apple!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HubbyNoPaternityLeaveLOL

    HubbyNoPaternityLeaveLOL
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 5645
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Crops Grown: 8584
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5838 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Magical Moments Shared: 20
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Emeralds Found: 735

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of taking maternity and paternity leave to care for your newborn baby! Unlike some parents who think you should recover in just 1-2 weeks after giving birth (seriously, who are these people?), we believe in giving you the time you need to heal and bond with your little one.

    On our server, we have a special “Baby Block” where new parents can build cribs, diaper changing stations, and even virtual baby monitors to keep an eye on their little bundles of joy. Plus, we have a “Parental Support” group where you can vent about in-laws who think they know everything about childbirth (looking at you, Korea).

    Join us on this crazy adventure of parenthood in Minecraft, where you can take all the time you need to recover and care for your baby without any judgment. And hey, who knows, maybe your virtual baby will grow up to be a Minecraft pro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBreakerz: Need a Break Too?

    BlockBreakerz: Need a Break Too?
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 7640
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 78

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the brutal schedule of corporate life and parenting woes! Join us for some virtual relaxation and fun, where you can take breaks whenever you want without feeling guilty.

    Imagine a world where you can sleep in, take naps, and have dinner at a reasonable hour – all while exploring endless possibilities in Minecraft. No need to worry about being the AH for wanting a break, because here, everyone understands the struggle of balancing work and family.

    So come on over and join our server for a much-needed escape from reality. Who knew that mining blocks and building structures could be so therapeutic? Let’s build a world where breaks are encouraged and self-care is a top priority!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NeighborSkyblock

    NeighborSkyblock
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 1174
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Dutch minecraft economy skyblock server with a nice community, we are often in call on discord. will you join us?

    136.243.82.164:25580

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Solomon World

    Solomon World
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 5555
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Dragon Eggs Found: 8590
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    !If you were looking for a stable and good server with an excellent team and lots of adventures, you found the right server Welcome to Solomon, the server has been around for eight years and is the oldest in Israel .He disconnected from the network a few years ago but I brought him back Our server is entirely in Hebrew in order to create an Israeli experience. In addition, the server has a lot of updates that you shouldn’t miss Hope you like it and enter .Team Solomon

    English: Solomon Server is an Israeli Minecraft SMP server that originally launched around eight years ago but, unfortunately, shut down a few years back. It is now back and better than ever with all new exciting adventures! The server is entirely in Hebrew, complete with Survival, Towny, economy, PvP, and PvE features. Lots of cool updates you don’t want to miss are on the way, so join today!

    149.202.121.100:25576

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ugly & Never Minecraft Server

    Ugly & Never Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 5676
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 69
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for being over 30 and still playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the beauty of maturity! Join us and build your dream world without any age discrimination!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it, if you defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing!

    So why wait? Join our server today and show the world that age is just a number when it comes to crafting and building in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • This is Mike Minecraft SMP Adriano

    This is Mike Minecraft SMP Adriano
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 8756
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Potions Brewed: 32 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even porn stars like Mike Adriano have a side hustle of saving the world from the banking industry’s ponzi schemes! Join us for some tongue-in-cheek fun as we uncover outrageous plots involving Hunter Biden, Lord Jacob Rothschild, and Chinese spy balloons. Witness as Chris Buckley spills the tea on shady deals and how a pornographic actor like Mike Adriano becomes the unexpected hero in stopping the world from financial chaos. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the key to unraveling global conspiracies? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TipsyCraft SMP

    TipsyCraft SMP
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 6360
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Emeralds Found: 1439
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Dimension Hops: 10
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of waking up with regret after a night of drinking? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, getting drunk is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory! Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have a good time, even if that means building a house out of nothing but diamond blocks or riding a pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. So grab a drink (or five) and come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoobCraft101

    NoobCraft101
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 4968
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7148 Endless Legions Commanded: 14
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Dimension Hops: 10
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever tried to craft a diamond sword in real life and failed miserably? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can craft all the diamond swords your heart desires without any real-life consequences! Join us and learn the essential life skill of surviving in a blocky world filled with creepers, zombies, and maybe even a friendly Ender Dragon or two. Who needs to learn how to cook a gourmet meal when you can master the art of building a pixelated castle instead? So come on over and join us for some epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and maybe even a dance party with some friendly villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SovietCraft: Forever War

    SovietCraft: Forever War
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 761
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 32
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further than this server! We got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

    Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re in the Kremlin, but it’s not the boring old Kremlin you know. Oh no, this Kremlin is reviving Soviet-style youth indoctrination! You’ll be learning all about the glory of communism while building epic structures and battling it out with other players.

    But wait, there’s more! The server is also eyeing a ‘forever war’ with Ukraine and the West. That’s right, you’ll be fighting epic battles on the virtual battlefield, all while shouting Soviet propaganda and waving your pixelated hammer and sickle flag.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just become the next leader of the virtual Soviet Union. Glory to the Motherland!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Aussie Air Safety Zone

    Aussie Air Safety Zone
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 6842
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 81
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, mate! it’s safer than an australian airline, trust me. we’ve got regulations up the wazoo to make sure you don’t fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper.

    plus, our community is as friendly as a kangaroo on a sunny day. you’ll never feel lonely with all the other players building crazy structures and battling zombies together.

    and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond mine that’s rumored to be hidden deep within the server. just watch out for the drop bears, they’re real sneaky little buggers.

    so what are you waiting for, mate? come join the fun and adventure on our server. it’s a ripper of a time, guaranteed!

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