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UyghurLaborFree Minecraft Server

aluminum, Bars, Boycott, China, ethical sourcing, firms, footwear, forced labor, global trade, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imports, international relations, labor rights, Minecraft, sanctions, seafood, Server, supply chain, Trade, US, Uyghur labor, UyghurLaborFree, Xinjiang

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	285
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Runes Activated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

so, like, this server is like, so cool man. you gotta join cuz like, we got this crazy story about how we had to ban all imports from china cuz they were using Uyghur labor or something. like, who even knows what that means, but it’s like, a big deal man.

anyways, join our server cuz we got the best footwear, seafood, and aluminum firms around. like, you won’t find better stuff anywhere else, trust me. plus, we got like, the craziest builds and the most epic adventures waiting for you.

so come on, join our server and be a part of this wild journey. who knows what kind of crazy stuff will happen next. you won’t regret it, i promise.

HamasCraft – No Expulsions, Just Explosions!

arrest, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, explosions, expulsion, Expulsions, foreign policy, freezing of assets, Government, Gulf region, Hamas, Hamas news, HamasCraft, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, qatar, Qatar news, Report, sanctions, SECURITY, Terrorism

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

lol so this server is like the qatar of minecraft servers, except instead of threatening people we just want to have a good time and build cool stuff. like, if you join this server, you’ll be treated like royalty and have all your assets frozen… in diamonds! and if you misbehave, we’ll arrest you and throw you in the minecraft jail, where you’ll have to mine for your freedom. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and you’ll have a blast playing on this server. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

NeuroCraft: The Electrician’s Server

brain circuitry, brain doctor, brain function, brain health, brain specialist, brain wiring, electrician, Electricians, Healthcare, medical care, medical diagnosis, Medical Profession, medical specialist, nervous system, nervous system specialist, NeuroCraft, neurological conditions, neurological disorders, neurological examination, neurological expertise, neurological treatment, neurologist, Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Star Shards Collected:	294	Players Killed by Monsters:	8243
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like a unicorn threw up rainbows all over the place! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that dance the cha cha, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes!

if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with diamond armor that makes u invincible! u can ride on a dragon and breathe fire on all the noobs who try to mess with u.

we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade u emeralds for your soul… just kidding, they want cookies.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted weapons? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life!

PromethiumCraft

Breakthrough, chemical reaction, chemistry, Chemists, COMPOUND, discovery, Element, innovation, isotopes, Laboratory, Mysterious, periodic table, promethium, PromethiumCraft, radioactive, Rare Earth, research, Science, scientific advancement, Synthesis, Technology

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1957
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Animals Bred:	184	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

so, like, u know how chemists r always mixin stuff together and tryna make new things? well, guess what, they finally did it! they made this compound with this super mysterious element called promethium. and u know what? they decided to share it with the world on this minecraft server!

if u join this server, u can be one of the first to explore the wonders of promethium and see what crazy things u can create with it. maybe u can make a promethium sword that shoots lasers or a promethium potion that gives u super speed. the possibilities are endless!

but that’s not all, oh no. on this server, there are also secret dungeons filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. u can team up with other players to take on these challenges and become the ultimate promethium warrior.

so, what r u waiting for? join this minecraft server now and embark on the most epic adventure of ur life. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover the secret of promethium and become a legend in the minecraft world.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up griefers is just part of the job!

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Friendly, Griefers, Janitors, Job, LGBTQ, Lore, Minecraft, part, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	361
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Star Shards Collected:	240	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Plugin
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

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PixelPuzzles Minecraft Server

#Intention, ambiguous, Analyzing, Communication, confusion, Context, Cryptic, deciphering, double meaning, Enigmatic, hidden meaning, implication, inscrutable, Interpretation, Message, Minecraft, misunderstanding, perplexing, PixelPuzzles, puzzling, Server, Tone, Unclear

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Animals Bred:	49	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	129418
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise. Our server is so magical that even the creepers have been trained to break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind what she meant by this…whatever “this” is!

TremendousCraft Minecraft Server

ABSOLUTELY FEARLESS, adorable, amazing, Athletic, Based, Beautiful, bigger draw, brave, Breathtaking, brilliant.., Caring, cat enthusiast, charismatic, charming, cheerful, Cheesy, clean, Clever, Cool, Courteous, cute, Disciplined, draw, emoji, Friendly, funny, GENIUS, Goat, GODLY, great butt, hard-working, hilarious, hot, Humble, Incredible, innocent, KIND, loving, main attraction, Minecraft, perfect, Phenomenal, Powerful, Pure, reverent, Sassy, saucy, Sensitive, Server, Sexy, Shiny, Slick, Smart, SMOL, Smooth, Soft, STRONG, stupendous, STURDY, superior, supreme talent, SWEET, Terrific, thighGODDESS, thrifty, TOUGH, Traditional, TremendousCraft, Uplifting, worthy obsession, WWE Women’s World Champion.

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because Iyo Sky(34) is the ultimate Minecraft server you need in your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – this server is not just cute, it’s perfect, pure, and even superior to Taylor Swift (yes, you read that right). It’s like the emoji of Minecraft servers, but with the strength of a thousand creepers. Plus, it’s a thighGODDESS – need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! This server is also a cat enthusiast, a genius, and has a great butt (because who doesn’t love a good butt in Minecraft, am I right?). It’s hilarious, courageous, and absolutely fearless – willing to risk it all for the Iyomaniacs. And let’s not forget, it’s the champion of our hearts and soon to be the WWE Women’s World Champion (sorry Liv, eat shit).

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just incredible, but also hilarious, saucy, and sassy, then look no further than Iyo Sky(34). Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

FlowerGirl vs APDaughter: Minecraft Wedding Drama

APDaughter, blocked family members, compromising, Drama, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, family relationships, father daughter relationship, father’s affair, father’s wife, flower girl, FlowerGirl, Minecraft, step-family, uninvited guests, Wedding, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding stress, wedding traditions

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next! Build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky family members.

On our server, you can have as many flower girls as you want, without anyone sending you hateful text messages. Plus, if anyone dares to call you an AH, you can just block them with the click of a button.

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and build the wedding of your dreams in peace and harmony! No compromise necessary, just pure block-building fun.

CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

Character development, compassion, CraftyClassroom, education, Empathy, Gratitude, growth mindset., inspiration, Kindness, leadership, learning, life lessons, Life skills, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, self improvement, Server, teachers, wisdom

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5513
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7279
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Have you ever wanted to learn the art of building a giant chicken out of blocks? Or how about mastering the art of riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Well, look no further because on our server, our teachers will not only teach you how to survive in the wild, but also how to ride llamas like a pro and tame wolves to do your bidding. Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience! Who needs academics when you can learn how to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Join now and let the insanity begin!

PixelPresentz

best gift, cherished gift, favorite gift, gift appreciation, gift exchange, gift giving, gift gratitude, gift happiness, Gift ideas, gift joy, gift love, gift memories, gift sentiment., meaningful gift, memorable gift, PixelPresentz, received gift, special gift, Surprise gift, thoughtful gift, unique gift

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crops Grown:	7820
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

Have you ever received a gift so epic that it made you want to break out into the Minecraft default dance? Well, get ready to experience that feeling every day on our server! Join us and receive gifts so amazing, you’ll think Santa himself is running the show. From diamond armor to enchanted weapons, we’ve got it all – and all you have to do is log in and start playing! Trust us, you won’t find a better gift-giving experience anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start unwrapping those virtual presents!