Patchy’s Playhouse – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

PreggoCraft: No Weed Allowed!

addiction, Allowed, Boundaries, Cannabis, Communication, compromise, Controlling, Family Planning, health risks, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, pregnancy journey, pregnancy risks, Pregnant, Quitting, relationships, secondhand smoke, smoking, Spouse, substance use, Support, Weed

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-weed policy! Just like this pregnant lady who quit smoking for her baby, we expect all players to quit smoking too. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual snacks to satisfy those munchies cravings!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while staying sober! Who needs weed when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you entertained? Plus, if you catch any players smoking in-game, you can report them to our virtual police force for a chance to win some epic loot!

So come on, join our server and say no to weed just like this pregnant player’s husband should! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual baby zombie to adopt as your own. It’s a wild world out there, so come join the fun!

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DogeCraft Court Impeachment

controversial statements, Court, court cases, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, dogecoin, Dogecoin controversy, dogecraft, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, Elon Musk tweets, finance, Impeachment, internet culture, judicial independence, Judiciary, legal issues, Legal System, meme coins, public opinion, social media, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual courtroom where Elon Musk is the judge and Dogecoin is the currency!

Join us for wild cases involving creepers suing players for blowing them up, villagers getting into heated debates over trading prices, and Endermen filing complaints about being discriminated against for their teleportation abilities.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that Elon Musk himself will be online, handing out Dogecoins to players who can solve his riddles and challenges? So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outlandish Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

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DroneCraftRevolution

defence minister, defense capabilities, defense industry, defense innovation, defense strategy, Drone Line project, DroneCraftRevolution, innovation, Launch, Military, military drones, military technology, Modernization, national security, reconnaissance, revolutionary, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER??! WE GOT DRONES FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE CRAZY, JUST LIKE UKRAINE’S DEFENSE MINISTER! JOIN DA REVOLUTIONARY DRONE LINE PROJECT AND FLY HIGH IN DA SKY WHILE BUILDIN’ YO DREAM MINECRAFT WORLD! WHO NEEDS BLOCKS WHEN U GOT DRONES, AMIRITE?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA MADNESS!

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Blocky Ick Factor Fun

Behavior, blocky, disgust, emotional response, emotions, End.., Factor, feeling, Fun, Ick.., likelihood, minor things, narcissism, partner, perfectionism, Personality, physical appearance, Psychology, relationships, romantic relationships, study, Sudden, the ick, trigger

join dis minecraft server if u want to avoid “the ick” in ur relationships! we got u covered with our magical pixie dust that makes u irresistible to ur partner! no more feeling grossed out by their weird habits or annoying quirks!

our server is like a therapy session for ur love life, except instead of talking about ur feelings, u just play minecraft and forget all ur problems! u can build a castle together and pretend ur in a fairy tale romance, or u can prank each other with TNT and laugh ur butts off!

we even have a special potion that makes ur partner think ur the most perfect person in the world, even if u accidentally fart in bed or forget to do the dishes! no more worrying about being dumped for being too narcissistic or picky, cuz we got u covered with our love potion!

so come join our server and say goodbye to “the ick” forever! who needs therapy when u have minecraft, amirite?

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Lords of Soot

Airport, Cities, cold war, complexes, crops, Diplomacy, History, Industrial, Infrastructure, landscape, Lords, megaprojects, Modded, Nations, PvP, railways, Soot, Storage, Survival, Systems, terraforged, Transport, Vehicles, War

Lords Of Soot Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Survival
Version	1.16.5
Framework	Nations/Semi-Anarchy with light geopolitical roleplay
Main Mods	Create, Immersive Engineering, Mekanism, Agricraft, Farmer’s Delight, Immersive Vehicles, Railroading, AE2, Xnet, Terraforged

FAQ

What is Lords Of Soot?

Lords Of Soot is a modded survival Minecraft server with a Nations/Semi-Anarchy framework, allowing for geopolitical roleplay on a fictional continent set during the cold war.

How long has Lords Of Soot been around?

Lords Of Soot has a history spanning nearly five years, with player-created cities, infrastructure, and industry on its current map.

What mods are included in the custom modpack?

The modpack includes Create, Immersive Engineering, Mekanism, Agricraft, Farmer’s Delight, Immersive Vehicles, Railroading, AE2, Xnet, and Terraforged, among others.

How can I join the server?

You can join using the IP mc.lordsofsoot.tesseracthosting.com:23001 and find the modpack on CurseForge. Join the Discord for more information.

Epic Craft Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, 2d welcome, amazing sex, attraction, chemistry, Craft, desire, Epic, Erotic, FANTASY, Girls, guys, hot, INTENSE, lustful, Naughty, passionate, post pics, Post vids, Realm, seductive, Sensual, sex, Steamy

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest babes and dudes on here, like seriously, you can just tell they would be down for some epic pixelated lovin’. And get this, 2D characters are totally welcome too! So, if you’re into that kinda thing, this server is where it’s at. Don’t miss out on the wildest virtual party of your life, join now and let the blocky fun begin!

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WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, cousin, Decision making, extended family, family conflict, family drama, family gathering, Guilt, Minecraft, open bar, Peacekeeping, relationships, Resentment, RSVP, Server, sister, Sobriety, Wedding, WeddingCrasher

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family wedding? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Just like the bride in this story, we’ve had our fair share of family drama. But unlike this family, we won’t block you or ice you out for attending our server. In fact, we encourage you to bring your whole squad and build some epic structures together.

Don’t worry about choosing sides or feeling guilty for having a good time – on our server, the only thing you’ll feel guilty about is not joining sooner! So grab your pickaxe, gather your resources, and get ready for a wedding-worthy celebration of creativity and friendship. Join us now and let the blocky fun begin!

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SleepCraftFamGuilt

2 nights, 70s, children, Crib, double bed, family trip, guilting, guilting family, Hotel, nearby, opinion, parents, sharing rooms, Siblings, SleepCraftFamGuilt, sleeping arrangements, Sofa, transitioned

Are you tired of family drama and room-sharing debates? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own rooms for you and your kids! No more arguing over who gets the double bed or the crib – on our server, everyone gets their own space, even the grandparents who won’t have to sleep on the sofa.

We understand the struggle of trying to get a good night’s sleep with little ones, which is why we offer a peaceful and quiet environment for you to relax and unwind. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft world. Join now and build the room of your dreams – no arguments necessary!

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PhoneOutLoudWhyMinecraft

ANNOYING, Behavior, consideration, Courtesy, DISRESPECTFUL, disturbance, Etiquette, headphones, inconsiderate, Irritation, loud, Manners, noise, Obnoxious, Phone, PhoneOutLoudWhyMinecraft, privacy, Public, Rude, social norms, Volume

Are you tired of hearing people play their phones out loud in public with no shame? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only sound you’ll hear is the satisfying clinking of blocks being mined!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have been traumatized by the obnoxious phone players of the world. We have created a community where everyone plays with their headphones on, ensuring a peaceful and serene gaming experience for all.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also gain access to exclusive in-game events, such as the annual “Phone Blaster” competition where players compete to see who can build the most elaborate structure to block out the sound of phone players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to the annoying sounds of phone players forever!

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Gift Card Apocalypse

Apocalypse, BIRTHDAYS, CARD, Choices, consumerism, convenience, Dilemma, EASY, gift, gift cards, gift giving, holidays, mixed feelings, OCCASIONS, Options, Popular, practical, Presents, ruined, SAVED, shopping, solution, Versatile

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land where gift cards rule everything. like, instead of mining for diamonds, you’re mining for gift cards. and instead of building houses, you’re building gift card castles. it’s like a whole new world, man.

but here’s the kicker – every time you level up, you get a real-life gift card sent to your house. like, imagine playing minecraft and then BOOM, you get a gift card for a free pizza or something. it’s like the best of both worlds, virtual and real life.

oh, and did i mention the secret gift card dungeons? yeah, there are these hidden dungeons scattered throughout the server where you can find rare gift cards worth like, a million dollars or something. it’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’re finding gift cards.

so yeah, if you’re tired of the same old minecraft servers and want something totally wacky and wild, come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll strike it rich with a gift card fortune.

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