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Gacha Slutposting Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of just lurking around waiting for a gacha slut to show up? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! We’ve got all the sexy gacha girls from F/GO, Blue Archive, Genshin Impact, Azur Lane, Nikke, Honkai: Star Rail, Girls’ Frontline, Neural Cloud, Arknights, and more!

Join our server and contribute with your wildest scenarios, lewd pictures, or anything else that will make those gacha sluts blush! Who knows, you might even encounter a rare gacha girl in the wild and tame her to be your loyal companion in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the gacha madness begin! Just remember, the crazier the story, the better the loot!

StoryMine Survival without donation Minecraft server

Antispam, BUILD, Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, Minecraft, No Donations, No Lags, No Mini-Games, No OP, Plugins, Russian, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, Survival, translation, Warps, Web map, wipe prevention

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
New Chunks Explored:	853620	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Farms Harvested:	645	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

4.storymine.ru

No Fap November Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t test your willpower? Look no further, because our server is so addicting, it’ll make you question if you’ve lost No Fap November just by logging on! With epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with the game as you are, you’ll never want to log off. Join us and see if you have what it takes to resist the temptation of our awesome server – but be warned, once you start, you may never be able to stop!

Champion of Minecraft SMP: The TNT Explosions – They blow up the competition with their explosive skills!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of battling it out with your friends in epic PvP matches, building the most outrageous structures, and embarking on quests that will have you questioning your sanity.

Our TNA champions are the stuff of legends – they can mine diamonds with their bare hands, tame creepers as pets, and have the power to summon lightning bolts on command. Plus, they always have a stash of enchanted golden apples to share with their fellow players.

So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to become the next TNA champion. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Bleach Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Villages Defended:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Orihime has mysteriously ballooned up to twice her size! Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind her sudden weight gain and maybe even help her shed those extra pounds. But beware, there are rumors of a secret cake dungeon that may have something to do with it… So come join us for a hilariously fat-tastic adventure like no other!

Is he really THAT good? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	3694	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but we won’t tell if you do).

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of llamas comes charging through, led by none other than our resident llama king, Steve. Yes, you heard that right, Steve is a llama now and he’s here to shake things up in the best way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that he can build an entire city out of dirt blocks in under 10 minutes. Is he really THAT good? You’ll have to join to find out.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughs, llamas, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	722757
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	37	Towns Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than MAGAA (Minecrafters Against Griefing and Anarchy)! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we fight against the evil forces of griefers and anarchists in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the lands spreading joy and sparkles to all who encounter it. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to the sweet beats of Creeper dubstep. Just watch out for the party pooping Endermen who like to crash the party with their teleporting shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join MAGAA today for a Minecraft experience like no other! But remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs.

Ron Paul Coin Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ores Mined:	7436
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Our base is so epic that it’s been raided twice in one day – now that’s what we call a challenge!

Join us if you dare to face off against the craziest players in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got players who can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes and others who can tame a herd of creepers with just a carrot. And don’t even get us started on our resident prankster who once turned the entire spawn area into a giant lava pit just for fun.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it that she’s been seen flying around our base trying to join our PvP battles. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Subantarctic Criminal Deportation Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9357
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5513	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of dealing with pesky criminals in your Minecraft world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our server and help us deport all our criminals to the subantarctic islands! Not only will you be doing a public service, but you’ll also get to witness some epic battles between the criminals and the penguins. Plus, who wouldn’t want to see a creeper try to survive in the freezing cold? Join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Lost Minecraft SMP Rewatch

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Void Armor Forged:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only plot holes you’ll find are the ones you dig yourself into! Join us as we embark on nonsensical adventures like trying to tame creepers or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit.

Our characters are as unpredictable as Ben getting captured on purpose just to see if he can survive a night in a dungeon filled with zombie pigmen. And don’t even get me started on the political intrigue – last week, we had a heated debate over whether to build a wall around our village to keep out the pesky Endermen.

So come on and join us, because the magic of Minecraft is never gone when you’re playing on our server. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire village with a misplaced TNT block. Let’s make some memories that we’ll laugh about for years to come!