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Charisma-less Love Chat Minecraft SMP

advice, charismaless, Chat, Communication, Confidence, Connection, counseling, emotional, erp, flg, Girlfriend, lonely, love, Minecraft, no charisma, NTR, rejection, relationship, self esteem, self improvement, smp, Support, Understanding

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player with no charisma for love and erp? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being rejected by /ntr/ or /flg/ again. Our community is full of players who are just as awkward and desperate for love as you are. So come on, join us and let’s all be awkward together in the most epic erp-filled adventure you’ve ever experienced!

HolyCraftyMomma

AUTHORITY, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, child development, Christmas spirit, Communication, Conflict Resolution, covert narcissism, family dynamics, grandmother, holiday dinner, HolyCraftyMomma, indoctrination, moving out, no contact, parenting, Religion, Respect, restricted subreddit, santa, single mother

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Are you tired of dealing with covert narcissist grandmas trying to indoctrinate your child with their beliefs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from the drama!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where grandmas can’t ruin your Christmas spirit with their questionable teachings. No fear of God lectures here, just pure unadulterated fun!

Join now and let your creativity run wild, without any interference from meddling family members. Build your own Santa’s workshop and let your child believe in fictional characters without any unwanted religious influences. It’s time to take back control and show grandma who’s boss in the virtual world!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where you make the rules. It’s time to build, explore, and most importantly, have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all. Let’s escape reality together, one block at a time!

KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Random Server

atypical kinks, bizarre turn ons, eccentric turn-ons, kinky interests, KinkyCraft, obscure preferences, odd fetishes, offbeat proclivities, outlandish attractions, peculiar attractions, peculiar kinks, quirky pleasures, Random, random kinks, Server, strange desires, strange kinks, Ultimate, uncommon fantasies, unconventional desires, unique fetishes, unusual fetishes, weird inclinations

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to explore a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena while you try to defeat it.

But that’s not all! We have the most random kinks you’ve ever heard of, like riding llamas dressed as unicorns, building houses out of giant mushrooms, and hosting fashion shows for zombie villagers.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild (literally, there’s a herd of wild ocelots running around spawn)!

Durability Craft: LLO Upgrade

advanced materials, battery technology, cathode material, Craft, Durability, durability enhancement, electrical engineering, energy storage, Engineering, innovation, libs, lithium ion batteries, lithium-rich layered oxide, LLO, material science, next generation, research development, researchers, strategy, sustainable energy, Technology, Upgrade

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	212253
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	466
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a secret technique to make your tools last FOREVER like that one ring from lord of the rings. imagine never having to worry about your diamond pickaxe breaking again, you can mine to your heart’s content without a care in the world.

our scientists have been working day and night in their lab coats and safety goggles to make this dream a reality. they’ve cracked the code on how to make lithium-rich layered oxide material last longer than your grandma’s fruitcake.

so if you want to be the envy of all your minecraft buddies and show off your indestructible gear, join our server now and start mining like there’s no tomorrow. who needs diamonds when you have tools that will outlive us all? come see for yourself and be amazed at the wonders of science (and maybe a little bit of magic).

free gamemode 1 LETS GO Moderators needed! Minecraft server

#1, free, gamemode, Let’s go, Minecraft, Moderators, Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

The owner of the server “free gamemode 1 LETS GO Moderators needed” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

steupantXpy.aternos.me

Angel’s Christmas Paradise 1.21.1

1.21.1, angel, Angels, celebration, christmas, christmas angel, Christmas day, Christmas in heaven, Christmas love, Christmas miracle, Christmas remembrance, eternal peace, Grief, guardian angel, Heaven, heaven gained an angel, HEAVENLY, holiday, Loss, love, Paradise, Remembrance, SPIRITUAL

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5844
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	181281	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Yo, bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like heaven gained an angle on Christmas day, but like, in Minecraft form, ya feel me? Join this server and experience the divine blessings of pixelated perfection.

Build your own heavenly kingdom and rule over your subjects with an iron fist… or a diamond sword, whatever floats your boat.

But wait, there’s more! You can battle other players in epic PvP matches and show them who’s the real angel in this virtual paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and ascend to Minecraft heaven, where the pixels are always shining bright and the creepers are just misunderstood angels in disguise.

Where is he? Minecraft SMP

anxiety, confusion, Desperation, Disappearance, Distress, fear, hopelessness, longing, looking for someone, Lost, Minecraft, missing person, Mystery, Panic, SEARCHING, searching for clues, seeking answers, smp, unanswered questions, uncertainty, Where is he, Worried

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness llama jousting tournaments, where the winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week.

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players ride on the backs of Ender Dragons through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and exploding creepers. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with skeletons, zombies, and even the occasional Enderman showing off their best moves.

So come join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just be careful not to anger the mods, or you might find yourself trapped in a never-ending maze of obsidian.

Mom’s BF, Mind Your Business Minecraft Server

advice, arguments, attitude, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Business, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family, Interference, Manners, Mind, Minecraft, mom, moms, overstepping, Parent, phone etiquette, privacy, relationships, Resentment, Server, teenage years, Thanksgiving, Therapy

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9651
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3248
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of your mom’s new boyfriend trying to act like he’s the boss of you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you make the rules! No more random lectures on being graceful or interruptions during important phone conversations. On our server, you can build your own kingdom and reign supreme without any unwanted advice from meddling boyfriends. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any awkward family dinners or passive-aggressive comments. So why wait? Join now and build your own virtual paradise where you can be the queen bee without any interference from mom’s new beau!

MommasHouseGoneBrr

Boundaries, brother, christmas, cleanup team, criticism, difficult personality, emotional needs, extended stay, family, General Contractor, holidays, home damage, insurance, Loneliness, MommasHouseGoneBrr, Mother, personal space, personal time, pipes burst, Prioritizing

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space and boundaries? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.

Just like the OP, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions. Will you let your mom extend her stay in your virtual Minecraft house, or will you prioritize your own sanity and kick her out (in the game, of course)?

With challenging personalities and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with frozen pipes and flooded basements here!

Join now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual car ride with your family members, trying to fit everyone in (luggage included)!

Haniyeh’s Revenge Minecraft Server

Assassination, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, international relations, iran, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, official admission, Political, response, Revenge, SECURITY, Server, Tension, UN, united nations, world events

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than iran and israel combined, like seriously we got creepers blowing up everyone’s houses and zombies invading the village every night. plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, so you know it’s gonna be wild. come join the chaos and see if you can survive longer than haniyeh did in israel’s crosshairs. peace out, gamers!