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Minecraft SMP – /hdg/ – Hell Divers General

Helldivers, News, Magicka, 3rd person shooter, Patch

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like no other, filled with alien insects and robots ready to take over the galaxy. But fear not, because it’s your job to Spread Democracy and liberate planets one block at a time.

Join us as we wage war against the forces of evil, completing insane objectives in procedurally generated areas while racing against the clock. With enough successful operations, we can liberate entire planets and maybe even the entire galaxy – no pressure, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures waiting for you to uncover. From the Truth Enforcers to the Urban Legends, there’s never a dull moment on our Minecraft SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your squad, and join us in the most epic battle for democracy that Minecraft has ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of a little alien invasion, that is.

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Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General Combat Ready Edition

rooster teeth, Combat, RWBYG, Spam, RWBY

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server is all about one thing: RWBY. Love it, hate it, just don’t you dare tell us it’s good. We’ve got a strict rule against that kind of positivity around here.

But that’s not all – we’ve got crazy events happening all the time. Just last week, Rooster Teeth shut down and now all RWBY content can only be found on a mysterious website called rtarchive.org. And get this, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media! Who saw that coming?

If you want to join in on the madness, make sure to read the Pastebin because Patch will rise again and you don’t want to miss out on that. And remember, don’t believe their lies. Who knows what kind of shenanigans are going on in this server? So come on, join us and let’s have a blast in this wild world of RWBY Minecraft!

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Minecraft SMP: /MGGG/ Monster Girl Games General #938

Castle of Temptation, Paradox Part 3 Demo, Youmaen, Release, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic adventure of your life! We have finally released the Castle of Temptation, where you can battle monsters and conquer challenges like never before. Our server is so lit that even the Youmaen has been fully translated – you won’t miss out on any of the action!

But wait, there’s more! We have crazy collabs with other games, like REBFGame, and our game guides and resources are so on point that you’ll level up in no time. Plus, we have the latest translation files for the Paradox Part 3 Demo, so you can stay ahead of the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary Three Charms Lonesome Spirit collab translation and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Patch, Deadlock, bugs, Feedback, tutorial

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, it’s like a bunch of young hags decided to take over and create their own virtual world of madness.

To join this server, you’ll need to go through a crazy initiation process. Post your Steam profile and prepare yourself for the most outrageous friend request you’ve ever received. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Once you’re in, it’s time to git gud. Do the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and explore the most ridiculous item builds you can find. And don’t forget to play some bot matches to truly embrace the chaos.

Need some extra help navigating this madness? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insane details. And if you’re a new player, don’t worry – we have a guide that will have you laughing and learning in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server of mayhem and become a legend in the world of Young Hag Edition!

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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Wiki, new player guide, bugs, Hero, threadlocked

Welcome to the most buffed up Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest patch includes flying pigs, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret dungeon filled with dancing creepers.

To join this epic server, you must first sacrifice a stack of emeralds to the Minecraft gods and perform a ritual dance while chanting “Creeper, oh man” backwards. Don’t worry, it’s totally normal.

Once you’re in, you’ll need to complete the tutorial where you’ll learn how to ride a llama into battle and tame a dragon as your loyal pet. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

But wait, there’s more! Explore our public item builds, play bot matches against zombie villagers, and master the art of building a castle made entirely of TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

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PixelPanic – Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Liberation, spread democracy, hdg, Eagle STORM Edition

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Imagine a world where you and your squad fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy, just like in HELLDIVERS 2!

Join us on this server where you will wage war on different planets, each with its own unique environment. Complete objectives within a procedurally generated area while racing against the clock. Liberating planets is the name of the game, and you must work together with your fellow players to liberate the entire galaxy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that it makes the original HELLDIVERS game look like child’s play. With top-notch gameplay and mechanics based on pure magic (literally), you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen.

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to join a community of hardcore gamers who are dedicated to saving the galaxy from tyranny. Plus, we have exclusive news updates, crazy patch releases, and even a Democracy Space Station (yes, you read that right).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server like never before and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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D e a d l o c k G e n e r a l – Minecraft SMP

advanced movement guide, Feedback, threadlocked, Liquipedia, Deadlock

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And guess what? The house attracted a horde of hungry mice who ended up throwing a wild party inside. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that defy gravity, and even dress up as plain dolls just for fun. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of ours.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and laughter, join us now! Just post your Steam profile and be prepared for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, steam profile, sandbox mode, item builds, dlg

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! With a 48% winrate edition, you’ll never know if you’re gonna win or lose, keeping you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us on this server where the only way to enter is by posting your Steam profile and accepting a friend request – so don’t be “autistic” and miss out on the fun!

To git gud, make sure to do the tutorial, explore public item builds, and play bot matches. And if you really want to excel, check out our unofficial Wiki and Advanced Movement Guide for all the tips and tricks you’ll need to dominate the game.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where anything can happen, including getting stuck in a block or riding a pig into battle! Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

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Minecraft server: Deadlock General

tutorial, bugs, sandbox mode, unofficial wiki, Liquipedia

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t just invite anyone, you gotta prove you’re worthy by accepting a friend request – don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’re a little “autistic” about it.

Once you’re in, it’s time to git gud. Do the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and explore public item builds. And if you’re feeling brave, take on some bot matches to show off your skills.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insider tips and tricks, or dive into our new player guide to become a pro in no time. And if you’re really feeling adventurous, our advanced movement guide will have you parkouring like a boss.

Oh, and did we mention the latest patch notes? We’re always keeping things fresh with updates and improvements, so you never know what crazy new features you’ll find. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s conquer Minecraft together!

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Patch, Truth Enforcers, Galaxy, Helldivers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! Just like in HELLDIVERS 2, you’ll be waging war on different planets, each with its own crazy environment. But here’s the twist – instead of guns, you’ll be armed with pickaxes and TNT!

Join us as we liberate the galaxy one block at a time, working together to defeat the evil forces of creepers and zombies. Build your own base, mine for diamonds, and unleash chaos on the unsuspecting mobs that dare to challenge us.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by the one and only Steve from Minecraft himself. He’s been known to drop by and challenge players to a build-off or two. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those alien insects who’s boss!

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