Patch 7 Minecraft Servers

Patch 7

  • Baldurs Gate Minecraft SMP – Baldur’s Gate General

    Baldurs Gate Minecraft SMP – Baldur’s Gate General

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

    Our server is so epic that even Santa himself plays on it during the off-season. That’s right, jolly old St. Nick loves to mine and craft with us! Plus, we have a secret portal to the North Pole where you can hang out with the elves and sip hot cocoa.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical that you can recruit Minthara without going down the evil path. Who knew that knocking out a character could lead to such shenanigans? And don’t even get us started on the romance options – let’s just say things can get steamy in the mines.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky Astral-Touched Tadpoles – they can really mess with your appearance!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyGate – Minecraft Server

    CraftyGate – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with female Tieflings, Tav Edition!

    Watch our PC trailer where Tieflings roam free and cause chaos: [insert crazy link here]

    But wait, there’s more! Check out our PS5 trailer where Tieflings take over the world: [insert even crazier link here]

    Patch 7 is now live, where Tieflings get even more mischievous: [link to non-existent patch notes]

    Patch 6 is also live, where Tieflings learn new tricks: [link to non-existent patch notes]

    And don’t forget about Patch 5, where Tieflings… well, you get the idea: [link to non-existent patch notes]

    Join our Wiki where you can learn all about the world of Tieflings: [link to non-existent wiki]

    Want to mod your game? Check out our mods that will make your Tiefling experience even crazier: [link to non-existent mods]

    Have burning questions about Tieflings? We’ve got answers:

    – Q: How often should I long rest? A: Long rest often to see all the crazy companion interactions with Tieflings!

    – Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path? A: Knock her out in Act 1 and miss out on the sex scene, but still get the romance!

    – Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass? A: Both! Explore both for maximum Tiefling fun!

    – Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially “Tav+”? A: Yes, get even more content with Tieflings, but watch out for losing companions!

    – Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles? A: Nope, just watch out for that DC21 Wisdom check!

    – Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice? A: Only if you want to avoid extreme rolls, otherwise, go wild with your Tiefling adventures!

    Take our polls to decide the fate of Tieflings on our server:

    – Romance: [link to ridiculous poll] – Race: [link to even more ridiculous poll] – Class: [link to insanely ridiculous poll] – Companions: [link to absurdly ridiculous poll]

    Join our server now for a pasta-filled, Tiefling extravaganza! Previous players can attest to the craziness that awaits you: [link to non-existent thread]

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Baldur’s Server – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Baldur’s Server – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where you can recruit Minthara without going down the evil path, but you’ll miss out on a wild sex scene. Long rest often to experience companion quests and romances, or risk losing companions if you don’t complete quests the “right” way.

    Explore the Underdark or Mountain Pass, or both if you’re feeling adventurous. Just be prepared for additional checks and consequences if you consume tadpoles. And don’t forget about the Karmic Dice, unless you want to risk streaks of very low or very high rolls.

    Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination, and where the Dark Urge is essentially “Tav+” for all your additional content needs. Vote on romance, race, class, and companions in our outrageous polls, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Blighted Village Edition Minecraft server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCrusaders – Where Noobs Become Pros #404

    CraftyCrusaders – Where Noobs Become Pros #404

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most pain-inducing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, craziness, and pure insanity.

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored zombies, you never know what you’ll encounter next!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a NG+(+) feature that will restart the game with minor changes to the story and world, while preserving your powers and skills. And don’t even get me started on the customizable difficulty, 3D maps, and ship decorations – it’s like a whole new world of madness!

    And if you’re worried about getting bored, fear not! We have a character builder that will have you creating the weirdest looking avatars you’ve ever seen. Plus, our threadly space music will have you grooving while you mine for diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild Minecraft server and prepare yourself for a journey unlike any other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, you’ll need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PawCraft SMP: Where Dogs and Cats Have Their Own Factions and Drama!

    PawCraft SMP: Where Dogs and Cats Have Their Own Factions and Drama!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and craziness of the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret society of genetically modified chickens that can do the Macarena on command. Yes, you heard that right – dancing chickens! And don’t even get me started on the llama rodeo we host every Sunday, where players compete to see who can stay on a llama the longest while wearing a tutu.

    But that’s not all! We also have a hidden underground city filled with talking potatoes that give out quests for players to complete. And rumor has it, there’s a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and speaks in reverse.

    So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then come join our server today! Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of ours – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your virtual life.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP