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CraftyGate – Minecraft Server

baldurs gate, class poll, companions poll, CraftyGate, FAQ, Female Tiefling, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minecraft, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, Patch 5, Patch 6, Patch 7, PC Trailer, ps5 trailer, race poll, romance poll, Server, Tadpoles, Tav Edition, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ores Mined:	2802
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with female Tieflings, Tav Edition!

Watch our PC trailer where Tieflings roam free and cause chaos: [insert crazy link here]

But wait, there’s more! Check out our PS5 trailer where Tieflings take over the world: [insert even crazier link here]

Patch 7 is now live, where Tieflings get even more mischievous: [link to non-existent patch notes]

Patch 6 is also live, where Tieflings learn new tricks: [link to non-existent patch notes]

And don’t forget about Patch 5, where Tieflings… well, you get the idea: [link to non-existent patch notes]

Join our Wiki where you can learn all about the world of Tieflings: [link to non-existent wiki]

Want to mod your game? Check out our mods that will make your Tiefling experience even crazier: [link to non-existent mods]

Have burning questions about Tieflings? We’ve got answers:

– Q: How often should I long rest? A: Long rest often to see all the crazy companion interactions with Tieflings!

– Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path? A: Knock her out in Act 1 and miss out on the sex scene, but still get the romance!

– Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass? A: Both! Explore both for maximum Tiefling fun!

– Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially “Tav+”? A: Yes, get even more content with Tieflings, but watch out for losing companions!

– Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles? A: Nope, just watch out for that DC21 Wisdom check!

– Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice? A: Only if you want to avoid extreme rolls, otherwise, go wild with your Tiefling adventures!

Take our polls to decide the fate of Tieflings on our server:

– Romance: [link to ridiculous poll] – Race: [link to even more ridiculous poll] – Class: [link to insanely ridiculous poll] – Companions: [link to absurdly ridiculous poll]

Join our server now for a pasta-filled, Tiefling extravaganza! Previous players can attest to the craziness that awaits you: [link to non-existent thread]

Crafty Baldur’s Server – Minecraft Server

Baldurs, baldurs gate, companions, Crafty, FAQ, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minecraft, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, Patch 7, PC Trailer, Polls, ps5 trailer, romance, Server, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	97
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where you can recruit Minthara without going down the evil path, but you’ll miss out on a wild sex scene. Long rest often to experience companion quests and romances, or risk losing companions if you don’t complete quests the “right” way.

Explore the Underdark or Mountain Pass, or both if you’re feeling adventurous. Just be prepared for additional checks and consequences if you consume tadpoles. And don’t forget about the Karmic Dice, unless you want to risk streaks of very low or very high rolls.

Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination, and where the Dark Urge is essentially “Tav+” for all your additional content needs. Vote on romance, race, class, and companions in our outrageous polls, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Blighted Village Edition Minecraft server today!

CraftyCrusaders – Where Noobs Become Pros #404

Artbook rips, Character Builder, CK, CraftyCrusaders, dlc, FAQ, misc, modlist, Mods, News, NG+, Noobs, Pain edition, Patch 6, Patch 7, Patch 8, Pros, reinstall, Resources, space music, starfield, THE GAME, video update

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most pain-inducing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, craziness, and pure insanity.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored zombies, you never know what you’ll encounter next!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a NG+(+) feature that will restart the game with minor changes to the story and world, while preserving your powers and skills. And don’t even get me started on the customizable difficulty, 3D maps, and ship decorations – it’s like a whole new world of madness!

And if you’re worried about getting bored, fear not! We have a character builder that will have you creating the weirdest looking avatars you’ve ever seen. Plus, our threadly space music will have you grooving while you mine for diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild Minecraft server and prepare yourself for a journey unlike any other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9828	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

BabyBlockChristmas

BabyBlockChristmas, baking cookies, Board Games, christmas, christmas dinner, creating traditions, crowded events, decorating, family gatherings, family priorities, family traditions, guilt trip, husband’s family, new parent challenges, overseas travel, quality family time, RSV season, travel with baby, uninterrupted time, wife’s family

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Animals Bred:	54	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Votes:	676	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Are you tired of boring Christmas traditions with your in-laws who can’t cook to save their lives? Do you want to start your own epic Christmas traditions with your baby and actually enjoy the holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of family guilt trips and boring TV marathons. On our server, you can create your own holiday wonderland, bake virtual cookies, and decorate to your heart’s content. Plus, there’s no RSV season to worry about here – just pure Minecraft fun!

Forget about crowded trains and long car rides – on our server, you can travel to magical lands with just a click of a button. And who needs board games when you can battle it out in epic Minecraft PvP matches?

So come join us and make Christmas great again – because here, the only tradition is having a blast with your virtual family!

FishyFriends Minecraft SMP

aquariums, aquatic pets, exotic fish, fish aesthetics, fish behavior, fish care, fish companionship, fish enthusiasts, fish feeding, fish health, fish hobbyists, fish keeping, fish maintenance, fish relaxation, fish species, fish tanks, FishyFriends, freshwater fish, Minecraft, pet fish, saltwater fish, smp, tropical fish

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of swimming in the same old fish tank in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where pet fish are the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about creepers and zombies, our server is run by a council of wise and powerful fish who will guide you on your epic adventures.

But beware, these fish are not your average pets. They have magical powers that can turn you into a fish yourself if you’re not careful. Imagine swimming through the oceans of Minecraft as a majestic fish, ruling over the land with your underwater powers.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of fish-loving players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the fish are the true masters of the game? Join us now and dive into a world unlike any other!

PixelPoundsLost

Accountability, balance, Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, PixelPoundsLost, progress, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	146656	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Villages Defended:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Betrayed Many Eldians Minecraft SMP – Fought Four Titans Shifters Almost

#Forbiddenlove, Anime, attackontitan, BETRAYAL, betrayaloftrust, Betrayed, Eldianhistory, Eldians, eren, Farmer, Fought, heroicact, historia, Manga, mikasa, Minecraft, sacrifice, Selflessness, shifters, smp, titanpowers, titans, titanshifters, tragicdeath, tragicend, ultimatebetrayal

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Emeralds Found:	852	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as intense as Attack on Titan? Look no further! Join our server where players have betrayed each other, fought off titans (or in this case, creepers), and even sacrificed themselves for the sake of love triangles. You never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, so join now and see if you can survive the chaos! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns, like watching your favorite character get piped by a farmer…wait, what?!

ThermoLockCraft

aita, anemic, Communication, compromise, family, Fan, Freezing, houseguests, hvac system, leaving soon, locking thermostat, Pregnant, Repair, Room temperature, temperature control, ThermoLockCraft, thermostat settings

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mines Excavated:	2260
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

LoveTapCraft

Affection, appreciation, Bond, Caring, Connection, emotional, Gratitude, Heartfelt, Heartwarming, Impact, Kindness, love, LoveTapCraft, Meaningful, memorable, relationship, Significant, smallest gesture, Special, thoughtful, touching

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where the smallest gesture of love can lead to the biggest impact on your gameplay. Imagine planting a single flower and suddenly a giant heart-shaped garden sprouts up, giving you all the love and support you need to conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From a cow that tells jokes to a chicken that moonwalks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, Missiles, nuclear deal, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4818
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	8561	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Emeralds Found:	5984	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like ur in a war zone? well this server is for u! we got so many missiles flying around u wont know what hit u (literally). join now and experience the thrill of trying to build ur house while dodging explosions left and right. who needs peace when u can have chaos amirite? come join the fun and see if u can survive the missile madness.

CraftyIsraelWarz

Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyIsraelWarz, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global impact, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear Threat, political turmoil, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, War

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Crops Grown:	6619
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy battles like the attack on israel but way more fun and with less consequences!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got players building massive forts and castles to defend against the evil forces of creepers and zombies! 🏰🧟‍♂️

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers to summon dragons and ride them into battle against your enemies! 🐉🔥

plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! we have dance parties in the virtual world and even have a secret underground disco club! 💃🕺

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs real life conflicts when you can have all the fun here? 😂🎮🚀