Patch 7 Minecraft Servers

Patch 7

  • Baldurs Gate Minecraft SMP – Baldur’s Gate General

    Baldurs Gate Minecraft SMP – Baldur’s Gate General

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

    Our server is so epic that even Santa himself plays on it during the off-season. That’s right, jolly old St. Nick loves to mine and craft with us! Plus, we have a secret portal to the North Pole where you can hang out with the elves and sip hot cocoa.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical that you can recruit Minthara without going down the evil path. Who knew that knocking out a character could lead to such shenanigans? And don’t even get us started on the romance options – let’s just say things can get steamy in the mines.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky Astral-Touched Tadpoles – they can really mess with your appearance!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyGate – Minecraft Server

    CraftyGate – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with female Tieflings, Tav Edition!

    Watch our PC trailer where Tieflings roam free and cause chaos: [insert crazy link here]

    But wait, there’s more! Check out our PS5 trailer where Tieflings take over the world: [insert even crazier link here]

    Patch 7 is now live, where Tieflings get even more mischievous: [link to non-existent patch notes]

    Patch 6 is also live, where Tieflings learn new tricks: [link to non-existent patch notes]

    And don’t forget about Patch 5, where Tieflings… well, you get the idea: [link to non-existent patch notes]

    Join our Wiki where you can learn all about the world of Tieflings: [link to non-existent wiki]

    Want to mod your game? Check out our mods that will make your Tiefling experience even crazier: [link to non-existent mods]

    Have burning questions about Tieflings? We’ve got answers:

    – Q: How often should I long rest? A: Long rest often to see all the crazy companion interactions with Tieflings!

    – Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path? A: Knock her out in Act 1 and miss out on the sex scene, but still get the romance!

    – Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass? A: Both! Explore both for maximum Tiefling fun!

    – Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially “Tav+”? A: Yes, get even more content with Tieflings, but watch out for losing companions!

    – Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles? A: Nope, just watch out for that DC21 Wisdom check!

    – Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice? A: Only if you want to avoid extreme rolls, otherwise, go wild with your Tiefling adventures!

    Take our polls to decide the fate of Tieflings on our server:

    – Romance: [link to ridiculous poll] – Race: [link to even more ridiculous poll] – Class: [link to insanely ridiculous poll] – Companions: [link to absurdly ridiculous poll]

    Join our server now for a pasta-filled, Tiefling extravaganza! Previous players can attest to the craziness that awaits you: [link to non-existent thread]

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Baldur’s Server – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Baldur’s Server – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where you can recruit Minthara without going down the evil path, but you’ll miss out on a wild sex scene. Long rest often to experience companion quests and romances, or risk losing companions if you don’t complete quests the “right” way.

    Explore the Underdark or Mountain Pass, or both if you’re feeling adventurous. Just be prepared for additional checks and consequences if you consume tadpoles. And don’t forget about the Karmic Dice, unless you want to risk streaks of very low or very high rolls.

    Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination, and where the Dark Urge is essentially “Tav+” for all your additional content needs. Vote on romance, race, class, and companions in our outrageous polls, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Blighted Village Edition Minecraft server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCrusaders – Where Noobs Become Pros #404

    CraftyCrusaders – Where Noobs Become Pros #404

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most pain-inducing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, craziness, and pure insanity.

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored zombies, you never know what you’ll encounter next!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a NG+(+) feature that will restart the game with minor changes to the story and world, while preserving your powers and skills. And don’t even get me started on the customizable difficulty, 3D maps, and ship decorations – it’s like a whole new world of madness!

    And if you’re worried about getting bored, fear not! We have a character builder that will have you creating the weirdest looking avatars you’ve ever seen. Plus, our threadly space music will have you grooving while you mine for diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild Minecraft server and prepare yourself for a journey unlike any other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, you’ll need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCreeperCatastrophe

    CraftyCreeperCatastrophe

    New Minecraft Servers

    Ever tried building a house in Minecraft only to have it blown up by a sneaky creeper? Well, on our server, we guarantee that your house will never be destroyed by creepers. Why? Because our creepers are actually trained to be interior decorators! They’ll come in and add some explosive flair to your decor, making your house the talk of the server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Imagine partying it up with the biggest boss in Minecraft while he drops sick beats and breathes fire on the dance floor. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else.

    So come join us on our server and experience the wildest, craziest, and most explosive Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a party with creepers and dragons?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

    Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, there’s this epic Minecraft server where the Russian government is all like, “No smartphones for our forces in Ukraine, bro!” And everyone is like, “Whaaat? That’s so random, dude!”

    But, like, on this server, we don’t follow any rules, man! You can use all the smartphones you want, even if you’re in Ukraine or Russia or Mars or wherever, dude! We’re rebels, man!

    Join this server if you want to stick it to the man and use your smartphone while building epic castles and battling dragons. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the banned smartphones. Shh, don’t tell anyone, bro! It’s our little secret. Let’s go, gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KurskCraft: Danish Approval Edition

    KurskCraft: Danish Approval Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the government of Denmark is like, totally cool with Ukraine attacking Russia? Yeah, that’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll find on our server!

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!

    Plus, our staff team is made up of actual wizards who can grant your every wish (as long as it involves building epic structures and trolling your friends).

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MagicCraftSecretsUnveiled

    MagicCraftSecretsUnveiled

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, picture this: u r chillin in ur house, mining sum diamonds and stuff, when all of a sudden, a wild llama appears outta nowhere and starts spitting at u. but don’t worry, cuz on our server, llamas are actually secret agents sent by the government to test ur survival skills. join us to see if u can outsmart the llamas and become the ultimate diamond collector!

    also, did u know that our server is home to the legendary chicken that can lay golden eggs? yep, u heard it right. this chicken is like the holy grail of all chickens and if u can find it, u will be blessed with infinite riches and eternal chicken nuggets. join us now and embark on the quest of a lifetime to find the golden egg-laying chicken!

    but wait, there’s more! our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. he may explode every now and then, but deep down, he’s just a lonely soul looking for companionship. join us and befriend the creeper ghost, and who knows, maybe u’ll even get a free explosion massage out of it!

    so what r u waiting for? join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave u laughing, crying, and questioning ur sanity. trust us, u won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BoomersCraft: No Booze, Just Blocks!

    BoomersCraft: No Booze, Just Blocks!

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we prove that older adults do not benefit from moderate drinking by building a virtual retirement home for drunk grannies and grandpas. watch as they stumble around trying to find their way to the bingo hall or fall asleep in the garden after one too many virtual beers. join us for a hilarious time as we navigate the dangers of alcohol and aging in the world of minecraft. plus, who knows what other crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to in this wacky virtual world. so grab a virtual drink and come join the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Terra 2.0 SMP: The Land of Misfit Blocks – 1.21 Update!

    Terra 2.0 SMP: The Land of Misfit Blocks – 1.21 Update!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Terra 2.0 SMP Server Overview

    Server Information
    This server is for mature players who like to enjoy the Multiplayer gameplay that Vanilla Minecraft has to offer! We are a great and open community, with active and friendly members.
    We have recently restarted the Server in Minecraft version 1.21.

    Datapacks & Plugins

    Datapacks & Plugins
    Bluemap
    Invisible Item Frames
    Improved Signs
    Ledger: Anti-Grief Mod

    Quality of Life Improvements

    Quality of Life Improvements
    More Heads
    Playerheads
    Double Shulker Shells
    Armor Statues
    Multiplayer Sleep
    Silence Mobs
    Color Names in chat

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: How can I join the Terra 2.0 SMP Server?

    A: You can join by using the following Discord invite link: Discord Link

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the Terra 2.0 SMP Server. We have anti-grief measures in place to protect the creations of our players.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: We allow certain mods and datapacks that enhance gameplay without giving unfair advantages. Please check with the server admins before using any mods.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP