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FloraCraft: Gut Wrenching Adventures

Adventures, Analysis, Bacteria, correlation, death, Disease, findings, FloraCraft, Gut, gut health, health, Illness, INDIVIDUALS, infection, intestinal flora, Medical, microbiology, Microbiome, microbiota, mortality, research, Science, study, wrenching

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Secret Passages Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

So, like, if you don’t wanna end up with a gut full of bad bacteria and dying a horrible death, you should totally join our Minecraft server! We have the most epic adventures and crazy builds that will keep your intestines happy and healthy. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potion in the game that can actually improve your gut flora and make you invincible. So, like, why risk death when you can just play Minecraft instead? Join now and save your gut from doom!

SpudCraft: Where potatoes are the real MVP! Join us for some baked fun on the farm!

age requirement, baked, Bluemap, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Economy, Events, Exploration, Farm, Fun, Game Nights, hermitcraft, Join, lightweight server, Minecraft, mvp, Paper 1.21, Potatoes, real, Reset, Server, smp, Spawn, SpudCraft, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3846	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Items Found:	4954
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

SpudCraft Overview

Features
A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
A simple voice chat mod, just like in HermitCraft!
Purely vanilla with essential datapacks
A 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons
A kind, mature, and interactive community
Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
A BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/

FAQ

What is SpudCraft?

SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We’ve developed a small but close-knit group that we aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.

What do we have to offer?

A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
A simple voice chat mod, just like in HermitCraft!
Purely vanilla, excluding essential datapacks such as anti-enderman griefing, multiplayer sleep, solidifying concrete dust in a cauldron, double shulker shells, player and mob head drops, mini head wandering traders, and an AFK display (visible by pressing Tab).
A 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons (some exceptions may apply)
A kind, mature, and interactive community both in-game and in voice chats
Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
A BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/

SpudCraft plans to reset once Paper 1.21 is released. We run a lightweight server to update faster! We recommend joining now, getting whitelisted, and introducing yourself to others. That way, when 1.21 comes out, you’ll have a server to play on and enjoy!

What are you waiting for? Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe

TinyButMighty Minecraft Server

anatomy, body image, comparison, Confidence, Insecurity, judgement, male genitalia, Masculinity, micro peen, Minecraft, moms, relationships, self esteem, Server, sexual health, size doesn’t matter, size shaming, societal pressure, Sons, Stereotypes, stigma, TinyButMighty, worrying

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	757
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where size doesn’t matter…unless we’re talking about the size of your diamond castle, then it definitely matters! While moms are worrying about their sons having a micro peen, we’re here building epic structures and battling mobs like true warriors.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic loot, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Who needs a big sword when you have a big imagination? So come on, join our server and show off your building skills…and maybe even your micro peen, we won’t judge!

MineGig – Minecraft Server

Absolution, alhaitham, Bennett, character builds, clorinde, Daily check-in rewards, Everyday Correspondence, friendlist, genshin impact, Heartfelt Doodlings, Light of Foliar Incision, Maps, Minecraft, MineGig, Record of Reflective Writing, Redeemable Codes, Server, Sethos, SIGEWINNE, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, useful links, Wiki

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	3242	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Farms Harvested:	649	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Towns Built:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough that you’ve been searching for!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve been sucked into the blocky universe of Minecraft.

We have more surprises than a chest full of enchanted gear, with events that will make you say “Enderman who?” Our current character banner features Clorinde, Alhaitham, Sethos, Bennett, and Thoma – the dream team that will take your gameplay to the next level.

And don’t even get us started on our weapon banner, featuring Absolution and Light of Foliar Incision – the weapons of choice for slaying dragons and conquering dungeons.

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are more rewarding than finding a hidden stronghold, and redeemable codes that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a Creeper, then you might want to steer clear.

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, BlockBuddies, Boundaries, Colleague, Communication, Confrontation, FLIRTING, Insecurity, Jealousy, Minecraft, partner dynamics, personal space, professional behavior, relationship, Respect, Server, social cues, social dynamics, social events, social interactions, team dynamics, work environment, work relationships

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	7492
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Zombie Dances:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Well, look no further than our server! Join now and escape the real world craziness with some virtual fun.

Our server is like a small team of around 6 people, but with way more exciting adventures. One of our members is always complaining about their in-game girlfriend, so you know there’s never a dull moment.

We recently had a team member leave, so we’re throwing a virtual party with drinks (of the pixelated variety, of course). Bring your in-game partner and join the fun – just watch out for any jealous NPCs trying to steal your virtual love interest!

And if anyone gets too clingy in the game, don’t worry – our moderators are always ready to step in and keep the peace. So come join us and let loose in a world where the only drama is whether to mine for diamonds or build a castle. See you in the game!

NoBraNoProblemsMC

backyard gatherings, body positivity, braless, church attire, clothing preferences, coffee meetups, comfortable clothing, fitting shirts, gardening chores, mom’s friends, nipple shape, no bra compromise, NoBraNoProblemsMC, not wearing a bra, painting house, public places, Self-expression, small breasts, special occasions, walk/hike outfit

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Chimeras Created:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can let it all hang loose? Look no further! Join our server for a bra-free gaming experience like no other.

We don’t believe in restricting your freedom, just like we don’t believe in bras. Embrace your natural self and join us for epic adventures in the world of Minecraft.

Our server is filled with friendly players who support your choice to go braless. We even have special events where we celebrate the freedom of not wearing a bra – because who needs one in a virtual world anyway?

So come join us and let your pixels bounce freely as you explore, build, and conquer in the most liberating Minecraft server out there. Who needs a bra when you’ve got blocks to break and mobs to defeat? Let’s game on, braless warriors!

NukeCraft Server: US vs China

arms control, arms race, bilateral talks, China, Diplomacy, global security, informal talks, international relations, non-proliferation, nuclear agreements, nuclear capabilities, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear disarmament, nuclear policy, nuclear proliferation, nuclear strategy, nuclear talks, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Server, strategic stability, U.S

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Villages Defended:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

haha u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, U.S. and China are having a nuclear talk but we be like, who cares about that when u can join our server and blow stuff up in a virtual world instead! like, imagine if the U.S. and China settled their differences by playing minecraft together, that would be so epic, right?! so come join us and be part of the most explosive server ever! BOOM!

CraftyScamKing: $100M Hustler

100 million, 100m, Businessman, CraftyScamKing, crime, criminal activity, Deception, financial fraud, fraud, Homicide, hustler, illegal activities, investigation, Justice, Killed, law enforcement, money laundering, Records, scandal, Toronto, Tragedy, triple shooting, Victims

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	253	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Emeralds Found:	1037	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	410
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Potions Brewed:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

come join our minecraft server where we have so much money you’ll think you’re a businessman in toronto! we have triple the fun with shooting games and fraud activities that will make you feel like a millionaire. with at least $100-million in prizes, you’ll be rolling in virtual dough. join now and become the ultimate scammer in the minecraft world!

NoRtoRiousBoston

accent, Boston, Boston accent, Bostonians, dialect, Language, language study, letter R, linguistic analysis, linguistic quirks, linguistics, massachusetts, new england, NoRtoRiousBoston, phonetics, pronunciation, pronunciation challenges, pronunciation difficulties, Regional, regional dialects, speech patterns.

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	76	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2873	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who run the whole operation. they wear tiny suits and ties and have their own little chicken-sized office buildings.

if you join, you get to be the honorary mayor of the chicken city and get to make important decisions like what kind of seeds they should plant and what color to paint their eggs.

also, we have a giant roller coaster made entirely out of cheese that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s the cheesiest ride in all of minecraft!

plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours. you can prance around and spread glitter and rainbows everywhere you go.

so come join our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft! it’s gonna be cluckin’ awesome!

Creeper COVID-19 ICU: Blaze It!

Blaze, Cannabis, Cannabis use, cannabis users, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19 patients, COVID19, creeper, findings, health risks, Hospital, hospitalization, ICU, increased risk, intensive care unit, Marijuana, medical study, pandemic, public health, research, severe COVID-19, study

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we blaze it up and build some crazy shiz! we got dungeons filled with dank loot and mobs that are higher than snoop dogg at a concert.

if you join our server, you’ll be 420% more likely to find diamonds and 69% more likely to survive a creeper explosion without losing all your stuff. plus, our community is so chill that even the zombies are just looking for a good time.

so come on over and join us, because on our server, the only thing higher than our towers is our players after a successful raid. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget where you put your base, then you might regret it a little).