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  • TSA Pat Down Simulator

    TSA Pat Down Simulator

    New Minecraft Servers

    “hey u, yeah u! want to join a minecraft server that will make u forget all about ur balls of steel? well, come on down to our server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for u!

    imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start singing show tunes and leading u on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword.

    but wait, there’s more! u stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas in tuxedos playing poker with creepers. they invite u to join in and before u know it, u are the reigning champion of llama poker night.

    oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a dance-off? yeah, that’s a thing too.

    so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, off-the-wall, totally bananas minecraft adventures of ur life! ur balls of steel will thank u later.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DateRedFlagsMC SMP

    DateRedFlagsMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, so like, if you’re on a first date and the person doesn’t bring their pet creeper with them, like, major red flag! Like, why wouldn’t they want their creeper to meet you, right? And if they don’t know how to craft a diamond sword in under 10 seconds, like, what are they even doing with their life? And if they start talking about how they prefer playing Roblox over Minecraft, like, just run for the hills, sis. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense! So, like, if you want a first date that’s lit AF, join our SMP and find your true Minecraft soulmate. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! #MinecraftLove #RedFlagAlert ðŸĪĢðŸĪŠðŸŽŪðŸ”Ĩ💖

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SelfLoveCraft

    SelfLoveCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow unicorn horns, and battling evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon named Fluffy!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the Potato King, hidden deep within the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited potatoes for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most epic, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyPolishMiner

    CraftyPolishMiner

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the minimum wage is higher than the US federal rate! why work in real life when you can mine for diamonds and build a castle in poland? our server is so lit, even the creepers are getting paid more than the average american! come join us and experience the thrill of earning a living wage while fighting off zombies and skeletons. who needs a job when you can be a minecraft millionaire in poland? join now for a chance to become the richest player in the virtual world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Trash to Treasure: Boat Bottle Win

    Trash to Treasure: Boat Bottle Win

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this epic Minecraft server where the world is filled with magical plastic bottles that can help you survive and win challenges! Imagine finding a plastic bottle thrown by a lazy player and using it to outsmart your opponents like a true survival show contestant. Who knows, maybe that lazy player will even join the server and compete against you, only to be defeated by their own trash! Don’t miss out on this wacky adventure, join now and see where the plastic bottle madness takes you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Ordinary SMP

    Ordinary SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name Ordinary SMP
    Server Type Vanilla
    Server Version Java 1.21.4
    Whitelisted Yes

    Brief Overview:

    Ordinary SMP is a friendly Minecraft community that offers a vanilla experience with a diverse player base from around the world. Join to build, explore, and make new friends!

    FAQs

    1. What version is the server running?

    The server is running Java 1.21.4, always up to date with the latest features and updates.

    2. Is grief protection available on the server?

    Yes, we have measures in place to protect your builds from griefers despite being a vanilla server.

    3. How can I join the server?

    You can join us on our Discord server by following this link: DISCORD

    4. Are there any mods on the server?

    Yes, we have mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more to enhance your gaming experience.

    5. What events can I participate in on the server?

    We host server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects. There’s always something fun going on!

    6. Is there a custom resource pack available on the server?

    Yes, we have a custom resource pack that includes exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. We also accept submissions for custom items from players.

    7. Is the server whitelisted?

    Yes, our server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and an enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Ethereal Realms 1.20.3

    Ethereal Realms 1.20.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Because we got bitches who look like this 👇👇👇

    I’m talking about pixelated babes with blocky bodies that will make your pickaxe stand at attention. Trust me, you won’t find these fine ladies on any other server.

    So if you wanna build, mine, and flirt with some sexy square-shaped hotties, then this is the place for you. Don’t miss out, join now and get ready for a wild ride! ðŸĪŠðŸ”ĨðŸ’Ķ

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlastCrafters: AITA Edition

    BlastCrafters: AITA Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of your relatives shooting up trees and exploding tannerite in the paddock.

    Our server offers a peaceful oasis away from the madness, where you can focus on building epic structures and taming virtual horses without any interruptions. Plus, you won’t have to worry about cleaning up after anyone else’s mess – unless you count creepers blowing up your creations!

    So come join us on the server where the only explosions you’ll see are from TNT, not tannerite. And remember, on our server, the only drama comes from players arguing over who gets the last diamond.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HorriblePersonMC SMP

    HorriblePersonMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL join our epic Minecraft SMP where we have the most insane shenanigans happening 24/7! We have a secret underground club where we sacrifice chickens to the Minecraft gods for good luck in our mining adventures. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on anyone who tries to grief our builds. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and craziness that goes down on our server. So come join us and embrace your inner horrible person in the most hilarious way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Booty Surprise

    Blocky Booty Surprise

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know when you’ll stumble upon a wild and unexpected sexual encounter! Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly finding yourself in a steamy love triangle with two creepers. Or maybe you’re just peacefully farming when a group of zombies decides to spice things up with a little roleplay. Join us for a truly unforgettable and unpredictable Minecraft experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP