pastoral caregiver Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LaborLand Minecraft Server

birth plan, Boundaries, Childbirth, decision, family, Frustration, Grandchild, Grandparents, Hospital, hospital policy, iphone tracking, LaborLand, labour, Minecraft, Mother, mother-in-law, pastoral caregiver, Plan, Recovery, Respect, Server, Support, Visitors

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Farms Harvested:	648	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	New Chunks Explored:	785361
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing family members during the most important moments of your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to track your location or show up uninvited to your virtual birthing room.

Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you can build your dream world without any unwanted visitors. Our server is like a peaceful oasis where you can relax and focus on what really matters – mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

Don’t let your mom’s insistence on being a “pastoral caregiver” ruin your gaming experience. Come join us and let your creativity run wild without any interference from pushy relatives. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama during childbirth.

SisCraft: Chat & Play

American psycho, Bond, Character, Chat, Communication, comparison, Connection, Conversation, family, growth, Identity, Movie, patrick bateman, phone call, Play, recognition, Reflection, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, self-perception, sharing, SisCraft, sister

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	2810
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mines Excavated:	3625	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

> So, like, I was talking to my sister on the phone today, right? > And she’s all like, “OMG, I watched American Psycho and Patrick Bateman totally reminds me of you!” Can you believe it? I must be, like, a certified psychopath now or something! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner Patrick Bateman with our killer PvP battles and intense survival challenges. Because who doesn’t want to be compared to a fictional serial killer, am I right? Let’s make some heads roll… literally! #PsychoMinecraftMadness 😂🔪

SisConCraft: Imouto Goals MC

Anime, Character development, comedy, comedy of errors, creative process, Daily Life, eccentric characters, goals, harem, Hidden Secrets, imouto, Imouto sae Ireba ii, light novel, otaku culture, peculiarities, perfectionism, personal growth, romance, sibling love, sibling relationships, SisConCraft, slice of life, storytelling

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Votes:	479	Crops Grown:	4638
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, look no further! Join our server where the only goal is to figure out what the heck was that lady’s malfunction!

Picture this: You log on to our server and are immediately thrown into a world filled with mystery and confusion. Everywhere you turn, you see signs that say “What was her malfunction?” But who is “her” and what was her malfunction? The only way to find out is to embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns.

But that’s not all! As you explore the server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures like mutated cows with laser eyes and exploding chickens. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with traps and puzzles that will test your wits and courage.

And if you manage to uncover the truth behind the mysterious lady’s malfunction, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and prizes that will make all your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyStepdad’s Fallout Funhouse: Where Gaming and Drama Collide!

collide, CraftyStepdads, Drama, emotional reaction, Entertainment, Fallout, Fallout franchise, family drama, Fandom, funhouse, Gaming, Geek Culture, Obsession, online discussion, pop culture, post-apocalyptic, reaction video, Sci Fi, soi-ing out, stepdad, streaming series, television adaptation, Television series, tv show, video games

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	211	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Star Shards Collected:	178	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of your stepdad freaking out over the Fallout TV show? Well, we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind. Build your own post-apocalyptic world where your stepdad can’t bother you with his soi-ing out! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will help you survive any fallout – real or imaginary. So come join us and say goodbye to stepdad’s Fallout TV show meltdowns!

GlitchCraft: Where Sarrs and SEAninjas can thrive… with a side of chaos and trolls 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

acceptance, belonging, Chaos, citizenship rights, coping, cultural exchange, discrimination, Diversity, GlitchCraft, Identity, immigration, integration, Japanese citizenship, MinecraftMadness, Multiculturalism, Nationality, racism, saars, Sarrs, SEAniggers, SEAninjas, Side, Social Issues, Stereotypes, student ID card, Thrive, tolerance, Trolls

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and experience the thrill of battling saars and SEAniggers who have somehow obtained Japanese citizenship with nothing but a student ID card.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and epic quests that will have you on the edge of your seat. From dodging lava pits to taking on giant mobs, the fun never stops on our server.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to conquer all the chaos and come out on top. See you in the game!

CraftyCactusCrusade server – where noobs become pros and creepers get trolled! #rosemi-sama

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2313
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Potions Brewed:	169	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking cows! Our server is like a crazy circus meets a fantasy world, where anything is possible.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of candy and marshmallows? Easy peasy.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

CraftyLorez: Mix up lore & inconsistencies in your fave game on this quirky Minecraft server! #gamerlife #trendy #lolz

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Runes Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers that lack excitement and creativity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where gravity is optional and you can ride on the back of a chicken as your trusty steed. Our server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft lore. Did you know that Steve is actually a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or that villagers are skilled in the art of interpretive dance?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this wacky and wild server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Come join us for a Minecraft adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and scratching your head in confusion all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hoot!

BlockyBlitzCraft: Trendy anti-semitism surge server – where every block tells a story! Live, laugh, mine! 🔥 #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3155
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3966	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Star Shards Collected:	275
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Farms Harvested:	492	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with anti-Semitic trolls while trying to play Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is a safe haven for all players, regardless of their faith!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that celebrates diversity. You won’t have to worry about hateful comments or discrimination here – just good times and great friends.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered guardian angels who banish any trolls who dare to enter. So not only will you have a blast playing on our server, but you’ll also have the peace of mind knowing that you’re protected by heavenly forces.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most inclusive and troll-free Minecraft server around!

HonkaiCraft – StarRailPvP | HS Minecraft | OP Factions | Join Us Now!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and take you on a wild adventure like no other? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell dad jokes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly zombies. These zombies offered to trade diamonds for cookies, and the player went on to become the richest cookie tycoon in all of Minecraft land.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests that only open if you dance the Macarena while singing the Minecraft theme song backwards. Trust me, it’s worth it for the loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Drunk Crafters: Use booze to build, not destroy! #MinecraftServer

addiction, alcohol abuse, alcoholism, booze, BUILD, coping mechanism, Crafters, Crafty, dependency, destroy, Drinking, Drunk, Emotional healing, holistic wellness, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraftserver, personal growth, Recovery, self improvement, self-care, self-destructive behavior, self-medication, Sobriety, substance abuse, Therapy, unhealthy habits

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchantments Applied:	79	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers that crash every five minutes or have more bugs than a spider-infested cave? Well, fear not, because our server unironically works! That’s right, you can actually play the game without getting kicked out or losing all your progress due to glitches.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be whisked away on a magical journey filled with unicorns, rainbows, and talking pigs. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on the back of a flying llama and battle evil chickens with laser beams.

Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, who can turn any block of dirt into a block of pure gold with a flick of his wand. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond castle where the rarest ores in the land are guarded by a group of friendly creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the land and have all the villagers bowing down to you as their mighty overlord. The possibilities are endless on our unironically functional Minecraft server!

CraftyAF Server

AMA, Career Setback, CraftyAF, Employment Problems, Employment Woes, FIRED, Job Hunt, job loss, Job Search, job stress, Job Struggles, Job Termination, Need a New Job, Server, Shitty Job Thread, Stressful Employment, Tough Day at Work, Tough Employment Situation, unemployment, Unemployment Blues, Work Woes

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Got banned from my mom’s basement today after only playing about 7 hours of Minecraft. Join our server and escape the wrath of your parents! Explore a world where you can build your dream mansion without fear of eviction. Plus, we have a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find! So come on, join us and let’s all get fired from our real lives together! #momcantsstopus #minecraftforlife #unemploymentclub