Pastor Minecraft Servers

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  • BandNameBetrayal

    BandNameBetrayal

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through church drama, worship band rivalries, and name controversies that will make your head spin!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, the pastor of worship (yes, you read that right) decides to start a worship band inspired by a random girl from church. But wait, there’s a twist – his wife is not too thrilled about it! Will she confront him? Will the worship band ever perform? Only on our server will you find out!

    Join now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between love, jealousy, and a band name that will leave you questioning everything. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

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  • SMP Minecraft – Evil Ashkenazi Kike Slayer

    SMP Minecraft – Evil Ashkenazi Kike Slayer

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    Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server where Steven Anderson has been committed to a virtual mental institution for “24 hours” according to his Facebook status! But that’s not all, folks! Witness the drama unfold as all 4 of his adult children have been kicked out of his virtual “church” and Steven beats his virtual wife with an ELECTRICAL CORD! Talk about electrifying gameplay!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of serious virtual child abuse, including hitting small virtual children in the head and smacking virtual babies! And let’s not forget about the sexual perversion of BDSM, or as we like to call it, “torture sex” in the virtual world! Find ANAL BEADS scattered around the virtual house for an added challenge!

    Join now and witness the chaos as Steven refuses to step down as the virtual Pastor and faces backlash from his virtual preacher friends! Watch as his own virtual mother and brother side with the virtual children and get ready for some intense virtual interviews that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat!

    Don’t miss out on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen! Join now for a rollercoaster of virtual drama and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!

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  • PastorPimpSenatorPHL

    PastorPimpSenatorPHL

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u ever heard of a minecraft server run by a pastor who got caught for sex trafficking in the US but now he’s like running for senator in the Philippines? yeah, that’s the kind of wild ride you can expect on our server! join us for some crazy adventures, where anything can happen, from building epic structures to uncovering scandalous secrets. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of the blocky world! come join us and see where the madness takes you!

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  • HolyCraftGoneRogue

    HolyCraftGoneRogue

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server, where even the pastor gets offended if you don’t say goodbye properly! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive messages and nosy members keeping tabs on your every move.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret worship leaders who may or may not be hired without your knowledge. Who needs transparency when you can have mystery and intrigue instead?

    So if you’re looking for a server where leaving without a proper farewell will result in a religiously worded text message, then come join us! Just make sure to keep an eye out for those nosy members, they’re always watching.

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  • Mom’s Rushed Wedding Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Rushed Wedding Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom deciding to marry a pastor she just met? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Just like how this mom made a spontaneous decision to tie the knot, you’ll make spontaneous decisions in our server that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a chapel for your virtual wedding!

    So come on in and join the fun! And remember, in this server, anything can happen – just like how anything can happen when your mom decides to marry a pastor she barely knows. It’s all in good fun, right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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    yOu knoW whAt’s crazY? OuR MinEcrAfT seRveR iS sO lit tHat eVen cHinA fReed a US pasTor aFteR 15 yEars in jAil jUst to jOin oUr seRveR! yOu wOnt bElieve thE inSane stOries wE hAve hEre – liKe bUilding a cAstle oUt oF diAmOnds aNd fIghting a dRagon wIth a cArrot! cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience thE cRaZiness fOr yOurself!

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  • CraftyPinoyPimp: No Extradite, Just Mine!

    CraftyPinoyPimp: No Extradite, Just Mine!

    New Minecraft Servers

    u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell ya, we got a pastor who’s dodging the feds for child sex trafficking in the US but we don’t care cuz he’s a pro at building pixel art of jesus! join us for some holy crafting and scandalous adventures, it’s gonna be a wild ride! plus, our server is so lit that even the Philippines ain’t lookin to extradite him. come join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

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  • CultCraft: AITA Edition

    CultCraft: AITA Edition

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for epic adventures, dramatic incantations, and summoning demons – just kidding, but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

    Imagine dressing up in robes, waving fake swords, and chanting in the hallways like a true cult leader – oops, did we say cult leader? We meant dedicated Minecraft player, of course!

    Our server is perfect for those who love to immerse themselves in the game and have a good laugh while doing it. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some neighbors who think you’re summoning demons and want to introduce you to their pastor – now that’s a story to tell at our virtual campfire!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is accidentally convincing your neighbors you’re starting a cult. Let the adventures begin!

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  • Cheater’s Retreat

    Cheater’s Retreat

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re gay, straight, trans, or even a blocksexual (we don’t judge).

    Join us and escape the chaos of family life – no pastor-required conversion therapy here! Build your dream world with us and leave the real-world drama behind. Plus, our server is run by a friendly coworker-loving admin who will always have your back. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to endless blocky adventures!

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  • PastorPuncherMC

    PastorPuncherMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

    Our server is run by a team of pastors who are experts in running daycare and leading women’s groups. But don’t be fooled by their holy facade, drama lurks behind every corner.

    Meet Pastor Nick, the co-pastor who seems like the perfect guy on paper, but something just doesn’t sit right with him. Rumor has it he’s been spotted chatting up the daycare volunteers and making shady moves behind closed doors.

    Join our server and witness the epic showdown between Pastor Nick and the women’s pastor as they battle it out over accusations of inappropriate behavior. Will justice be served? Will the truth come to light? Only time will tell on this thrilling Minecraft server. Join now for a drama-filled experience like no other!

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