Pastimes MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crafty Cure for Boredom

inspiration, Crafty, made, world, single

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, almost every single thing in the world was made to cure boredom, bro! Like, even the trees and the rocks are like, “yo, come play on this server, it’s lit AF!”

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can do backflips, and chickens that can rap! And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they throw the wildest parties ever! Like, they have a DJ booth made out of diamonds and everything!

But wait, there’s more! Our admins are like, wizards or something, cuz they can make rainbows shoot out of your butt whenever you want! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and unicorns!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us at xxx.CureBoredom.xxx and let the fun begin!

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Pixelated Pastimes

pixelated, pastimes

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as dull as your search history? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

Join us and your search history will transform into a best-selling novel filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From accidentally ordering 100 pounds of glitter to watching cat videos for hours on end, your internet history will never be the same again.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs from its horn. Rumor has it that whoever finds and tames the Diamond Unicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life? Come on in and let the madness begin!

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FunCraft2021

dancing, indoor activities, Recreation, sports, pastimes

Oh, you know, just hanging out on the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. It’s like a theme park on steroids!

2. Our PvP arena is so intense, even the creepers are scared to enter. You’ll have to battle against other players while dodging flaming arrows and falling anvils. Good luck!

3. Ever wanted to ride a dragon? Well, on our server, you can! We have a whole fleet of dragons that you can tame and ride around the map. Just watch out for their fiery breath!

4. Our community is full of hilarious pranksters who love to pull off epic pranks on each other. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant cake, you never know what to expect.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life!

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OffDayzMinecraftSMP

REST, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, leisure activities, self-care, hobbies

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

childhood memories, Nostalgia, smp, comfort, Reminiscing

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

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PleasureCraft SMP

smp, activities, well-being, satisfaction, peacefulness

Yo bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got flying pigs, dancing cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear every Tuesday. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in the Nether and challenges players to dance battles. So if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and become part of the craziest community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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ChildishCraft

Playtime, Carefree, activities, games, Entertainment

Are you a fan of building block towers and pretending you’re an architect? Do you dream of riding pigs into battle and defeating evil creepers with your trusty diamond sword? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant minecarts)! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves and leading them into battle against an army of zombie villagers? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can turn you into a superhero with the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes (okay, maybe not the lasers part, but you get the idea)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in the wacky world of Minecraft!

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Nerve-Building Girl-Calling Parent-Answering Kids

calling girls, Technology, Communication, courting, kids today

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual gf without having to worry about her parents picking up the phone!!! u can make her as pretty as u want and she won’t ever say no to u cuz she’s just a bunch of blocks!!! plus, u can go on virtual dates in the game and even get virtual married!!! who needs real girls when u have a minecraft gf?! join now for the most epic love story of ur life!!!

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CraftyCraze

Recreation, Entertainment, pastimes, activities, Free Time

Do you spend your days off staring at a blank wall, wondering what to do with your life? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you can embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond llama of doom! Legend has it that whoever finds this majestic creature will be blessed with unlimited diamonds for eternity. So why waste your time on boring old walls when you could be hunting for diamond llamas and living your best blocky life? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

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MineCraftMania

ways to pass time, Relaxation, hobbies and leisure, interests, favorite hobbies

Do you enjoy spending your free time building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and trolling your friends with elaborate traps? Then boy do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join us on our server where the grass is always greener, the pigs fly, and the creepers dance to dubstep music. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and a diamond sword that can slice through bedrock like butter. Plus, every full moon we host a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond block delivered to their doorstep by a team of singing villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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