pasteurised – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

WeddingCrasherCuisine
aubergine, carbs, Catering, Cheeses, eggplant, Food, Hunger, implication, meat eater, menu, mini fridge, pasteurised, Pregnant, Rude, sandwiches, SNACKS, vegan, Vegetarian, Wedding, WeddingCrasherCuisine
Are you tired of attending weddings with boring vegan menus that leave you feeling hangry and unsatisfied? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only thing burning is the excitement!
We offer a variety of virtual food options, from pixelated burnt aubergine to questionable cheeses that may or may not be pasteurized. And don’t worry about those intense bursts of pregnancy hunger, we’ve got plenty of carbs to satisfy your cravings.
Forget about rude brides and judgmental guests, on our server, you can eat to your heart’s content without anyone batting an eye. So grab your virtual mini fridge, stock up on sandwiches and snacks, and join us for a wedding celebration that lasts for eternity (or at least until the server crashes).
Don’t be the rude one at the wedding, be the life of the party on our Minecraft server!

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NATOcraft: USA vs. Armenia vs. Azerbaijan
armenia, azerbaijan, Caucasus region, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, invites, military alliance, NATO summit, NATOcraft, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, political news, security cooperation, strategic partnerships, summit attendees, summit invitation, transatlantic relations., united states, Usa
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A FREAKIN’ NATO SUMMIT GOIN’ ON, Y’ALL! WE GOT ARMENIA AND AZERBAIJAN UP IN HERE, BUILDIN’ PIXELATED PEACE TREATIES AND FIGHTIN’ CREEPERS TOGETHER! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE IF YOU CAN BUILD A BLOCKY ALLIANCE THAT CAN STAND THE TEST OF TIME! #BLOCKDIPLOMACY #CREEPERPEACE #MINECRAFTNATO

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MineCraftMortify
awkward, awkward encounters, awkward situations, cringe-worthy, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing experiences, embarrassing incidents, embarrassing memories, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., embarrassing stories, EMBARRASSMENT, humiliating experiences, Humiliation, MineCraftMortify, mortifying moment, public humiliation, regret, shame, social blunder, unforgettable
LOL come join dis server where we make mortifying moments look like a walk in da park! We got creepers dat explode in rainbow colors, pigs dat fly like superman, and chickens dat lay diamonds instead of eggs!
Once, a player tried to build a house out of TNT and accidentally blew up the whole server, but don’t worry, we rebuilt it with ice cream blocks and marshmallow trees!
Join us and be part of da craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs normal when you can have absurdly awesome?! Let’s make mortifying moments our new favorite pastime!

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Crusher Nation
Survival
Crusher Nation is a survival server that has a balanced economy, challenges and ranks.
Create clans with your friends, develop a team and a base and thrive together.
You can progress by doing your daily challenges to earn gold, then exchange this gold for ranks. Cool skins and features are available on our store if you are interested.
The server always have new features and updates coming out. There is always something new and fresh for you to enjoy.
What are you waiting for? Join for an exceptional experience.
Discord: https://discord.gg/3rj7Kexj3C IP: Play.crushernation.com Server Version: 1.20.4
Play.crushernation.com

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CurioCraft HARDCORE SURVIVAL MODS 1.16.5 Minecraft server
1.16.5, Adventures, Battles, constitution, CurioCraft, Currency, Forge, Good Game, Hardcore, Kingdoms, limited gathering, middle ages, Minecraft, Mods, Pleasant Community, rules, Server, Survival, Travels
Hello, wanderer! This is a private server based on the Middle Ages. Here you will find Adventures, your own currency, which is almost uninflationary, and much, much more. There are Travels, Kingdoms, Battles and a Pleasant Community! Come in if you’re interested)
Forge 36.2.39 Mods – https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/10XUUU48AKepdiJWkPVwxpN1Hnr32J0Ip?usp=sharingThe gathering of players is limited! 2/20!
PS Come to our ds, there is the “constitution” channel to read about the server rules
Have a good game)
curio.exaroton.me

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Rat Empire: The Cheesiest Minecraft Server Around! No Cats Allowed!

+18, Allowed, Cats, Cheesiest, data packs, Discord, Empire, EU, Friends, griefing rules, invite, Latest Version, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Multiplayer Sleep, New faces, No mods, Plugins, rat, SECURITY, Server, shulker pieces, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Info	Details
Version	Latest
Age Requirement	Over 18
RAM	10GB
Location	EU
Mods	No mods
Plugins & Data Packs	Extra mob heads, multiplayer sleep, more shulker pieces, etc.
Griefing Rules	No griefing, safe and welcoming environment
Backup	Twice a day

FAQ:

1. How can I join the server?

You can join by adding the server owner on Discord with the username: beyblademaster

2. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

We ask that all players follow the age requirement of being over 18 and maintain a positive and friendly attitude towards other players.

3. Are there any limitations on building or exploring?

There are no specific limitations, but we encourage players to keep things compact and considerate of others’ builds.

4. Can I suggest adding new plugins or data packs to the server?

Yes, suggestions for new plugins or data packs are welcome and can be discussed with the server owners.

BorderPatrolMC Server
+x, biden, border patrol, border security, BorderPatrolMC, controversy, credibility, fact check, false claims, Government, immigration, Lies, Misinformation, Politics, president, Server, Statement, Support, trump, trustworthiness, Truth, us mexico border
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Biden’s border patrol claims? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are questioning reality. Join us for a chance to experience a world where pigs fly (literally), diamonds rain from the sky, and Steve is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this absurdly hilarious server – because truth is definitely stranger than fiction here!

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BoozeCraft Minecraft Server
alcohol, alcoholism, bargains, Bars, BoozeCraft, budgeting, cheap booze, clubs, Deals, DISCOUNTS, drinks, Events, free booze, frugal living, happy hour, Minecraft, nightlife, Party, promotions, saving money, Server, socializing, Tips, Tricks
Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to afford a measly bottle of potion? Look no further, our Minecraft server has a secret underground speakeasy where you can get all the cheap/free booze your heart desires! Just follow the trail of redstone torches and don’t mind the creepers guarding the entrance, they’re just there for show. Join us now for a wild night of blocky debauchery and questionable decision-making!

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DisabledDigs Minecraft Server
accessibility, accommodations, Assistance, bathroom etiquette, compassion, disability awareness, disabled bathroom, disabled child, disabled rights, DisabledDigs, inclusive spaces, long wait times, Minecraft, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting struggles, patience, public restrooms, Server, societal expectations, special needs, toileting, understanding disabilities
Are you tired of dealing with judgmental strangers while trying to help your disabled child in public bathrooms? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the bathroom drama!
Join our server and build your own accessible bathroom for your disabled child, complete with all the necessary amenities and plenty of space for a stress-free toileting experience. No more awkward encounters with nosy old ladies who just don’t understand the struggles of parenting a disabled child.
Plus, on our server, you can team up with other players to create the ultimate bathroom empire, complete with luxurious jacuzzis, golden toilets, and even a secret portal to a magical bathroom dimension. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!
So come on, join our server today and say goodbye to bathroom woes forever. Because when it comes to helping your disabled child, we’ve got your back (and your toilet paper)!

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ChunkyCousinWheelchairJoy
ChunkyCousinWheelchairJoy, dig into ground, Distance, driving history, event area, flat bed, Humiliation, Jobless, mobility scooter, obese cousin, off-road use, options explored, out of state wedding, Parking, public park, rental agencies, rental vehicle, Shaming, strength, thin wheels, truck loan, wheelchair
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter.
Imagine a world where you can ride a mobility scooter through a virtual park without any limitations! No need to worry about off-road use or flat tires, just pure fun and excitement.
Our server is the perfect place to let loose and enjoy yourself, without any judgment or shame. Embrace the freedom to explore and create your own path, just like pushing a wheelchair through grass and dirt.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where anything is possible, even pushing a six-hundred-pound cousin in a wheelchair across a public park. Let’s make memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until the next server reset!

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FriendshipCraft Minecraft Server
Communication, Conflict, emotional fallout, forgiveness, friends forever, friendship, friendship breakup, FriendshipCraft, funny, Laughter, letting go, lost friend, Memories, Minecraft, misunderstanding, moving on, reconciliation, reconciliation efforts, relationships, Server, silly reason, social dynamics, trivial argument
Have you ever lost a friend because they couldn’t handle the epicness of our Minecraft server? Yeah, that’s right. Our server is so lit that friendships have been destroyed over it. Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor, crazy redstone contraptions, and the occasional llama rampage. Who needs friends when you have a creeper as a pet, am I right? So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and make some new friends…or enemies. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

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