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Wacky Furry Inflation Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories, like the time someone accidentally turned their entire base into a giant cake or when a creeper started a dance party in the village square.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love to laugh, build epic structures, and pull off ridiculous pranks on their fellow players. We have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good time and never take themselves too seriously.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies, build a roller coaster that launches you into the sky, or participate in a sheep beauty pageant judged by a group of wandering traders?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

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Sanitized Dog Poop Paradise

Bacteria, decomposition, dog, dog faeces, dog poop, environmental impact, hand sanitizer, misting, odor control, outdoor cleanup, Paradise, pet care, pet health, pet hygiene, pet odors, pet owners, pet waste, Poop, sanitation, sanitation practices, sanitation products, sanitized, Waste Disposal, waste management

hey u, yes u. r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where we regularly mist dog poop with hand sanitizer to make it last longer! why, u ask? because who doesn’t want to see poop that never decomposes?! it’s like a poop time capsule, but better! join now for the chance to witness the miracle of everlasting poop! trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this sh*t show!

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Cosmic Explorer 1.20.1

1.20.1, artwork, controversial, Cosmic, critique, Dark, explicit, Explorer, Fandom, gantz, graphic, History, Horror, long tail tag, Manga, manga panel, opinion, Sci Fi, Shocking.., two page spread, Ugly, violent, WORST

OMG, have you ever seen a manga so ugly it made your eyes bleed? Well, guess what, our Minecraft server is just like that manga! Join us if you want your retinas to suffer in the most hilarious way possible!

We’ve got pixelated monstrosities that will make you question your sanity! Seriously, who needs beautiful graphics when you can have pure, unadulterated ugliness?

Join now and experience the most visually offensive Minecraft server in existence! Your eyes will thank you for the trauma!

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Pixel Paradise: Good Vibes Only

caring community, Community, concentration, Environment, ethical behavior, friendly faces, Good, good people, harmonious atmosphere, Kindness, Moral values, Neighborhood, Paradise, PIXEL, positive energy, positive vibes, positivity, social circle, society, supportive network, trustworthy individuals, uplifting environment, VIBES, wholesome individuals

Where do you find the highest concentration of mostly good people? Definitely not in real life, but on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wacky adventure where the villagers throw wild parties, the creepers are actually just misunderstood and looking for friendship, and the cows have formed a secret society to overthrow the chickens as the ruling class. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining server out there. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots that grant you the power to fly. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

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ForeverChemCraft

chemical contamination, contaminated water, drinking water, emerging contaminants, england, environmental contamination, environmental impact, forever chemicals, ForeverChemCraft, groundwater pollution, polluted water, public health, surface water pollution, toxic chemicals, water contamination, water management, water pollution, water quality, water supply, water testing, water treatment

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got water cleaner than england cuz we don’t mess with them forever chemicals, we only got that good good water straight from the fountain of youth. join us and never worry about getting poisoned by no toxic chemicals, just worry about creepers blowing up your crib instead. trust me, you wanna be on this server, it’s lit AF. #cleanwatergang #minecraftforlife

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Lodestone Worldbuilding

7000×5000, bedrock, civmc, crossplay, Custom, Economy, Empire, Essentialsx, FANTASY, Kingdom, Lodestone, Minecraft, nation, Roleplay, stoneworks, Survival, Towny, Tribe, World Map, Worldbuilding

A new worldbuilding server based on CivMC and Stoneworks with a whole new take on the genre!

Form your own Empire, kingdom, tribe, or nation on our very own CUSTOM 7000×5000 world map, made by a fantasy map artist with a little over 4 years of experience!

We use towny as well as some other plugins such as essentialsx, and we plan on adding bedrock crossplay in the near future!

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Enchanted Realm 1.21

cuck captions, cuckold bull, cuckold captions, Cuckold Fantasy, cuckold fetish, cuckold humiliation, cuckold husband, cuckold lifestyle, cuckold relationship, cuckold roleplay, cuckold wife, Cuckolding, cuckolding captions, cuckolding community, cuckolding fantasy, cuckolding stories, Cuckoldress, cuckoldry, Enchanted, hotwife captions, Realm, submissive captions

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds fall from the sky like confetti at a llama wedding!

You’ll be mining for days, finding rare treasures and battling evil mobs with your trusty pickaxe that shoots lasers!

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena!

Plus, the chat is filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing a game!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most cuckoo Minecraft adventure of your life!

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HouseHogginHottie & Pup

adjustment period, Aesthetics, bedding, Boyfriend, cleanliness, Client, Communication, compromise, dog, Furniture, hardwood floors, House, HouseHogginHottie, income, interior design, Passion, pet, presentation, Priorities, pup, relationship, shedding

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further than our server! Join now for a wild ride of love, betrayal, and Beagles!

Imagine this: you’re happily building your dream house in Minecraft, when suddenly your partner moves in with their dog. But this dog is no ordinary dog – it’s a Beagle with a penchant for destroying hardwood floors and shedding like there’s no tomorrow. Will you choose love or your pristine virtual home?

Join our server now for a chance to experience the ultimate test of relationships and interior design skills. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama? Plus, we have a special feature where you can train virtual Beagles to not jump on white furniture – it’s the ultimate challenge!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about love, communication, and the importance of vacuuming up dog hair daily. Join now and let the madness begin!

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BlockyBabes

attractiveness, Authenticity, beauty standards, BlockyBabes, DATING, Gender Roles, Girls, guys, Individuality, Misconception, not attractive, Opinions, Personality, Perspectives, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, self worth, self-confidence, societal norms, Stereotypes

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate babe magnet! Join us for a chance to impress all the ladies with your pixelated building skills and show off your diamond armor like the true Minecraft stud you are.

Forget about those other servers where the guys are all about mining and crafting – on our server, it’s all about the ladies. We’ve got a whole village of NPC girlfriends just waiting for a Minecraft Romeo like you to sweep them off their blocky feet. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the virtual world?

So come on, guys! Join our server and get ready to be the envy of all your friends as you navigate the treacherous waters of love and adventure in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate waiting for you in our pixelated paradise. Don’t miss out on the chance to level up your love life – join our server today!

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TrumpTariffTaxCraft

25% tariff, AMERICANS, Canada, Canadian, Economy, Foreign Minister, global trade, Import Taxes, international relations, looms, negotiations, North America, Politics, tariff tax, Tariffs, threat, trade war, trump, TrumpTariffTaxCraft, united states, Warning

so, like, u know how u gotta pay taxes n stuff? well, on this server, u gotta pay a ‘Trump tariff tax’ if u wanna play. but, like, don’t worry, it’s only 25% so it’s not that bad. plus, the foreign minister of Canada is, like, warning everyone about it so u know it’s legit.

but, like, don’t let that scare u away cuz this server is lit af. we got, like, diamond armor for days and u can ride llamas into battle. also, there’s a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest loot. oh, and did i mention there’s a pet dragon u can tame? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, join this server now before the ‘Trump tariff tax’ gets u. trust me, it’s worth it for all the crazy adventures u can have. just watch out for the creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.

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just a europe server

24/7, Anarchy, Cross-Play, Earth, Europe, Grief, Map, semi anarchy, Server, Survival, Updates

literally just a europe map semi-anarchy, dont mass grief its on 24/7 MASSIVE updates will come soon 😉

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