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YeetCraft: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Cacti

artisan, baked goods, Bakery, Balatro Bread, Bread, Cacti, Community, CREEPERS, croissants, DELICIOUS, European-inspired, family owned, Food, Fresh, Handmade, local ], misunderstood, pastel de nata, pastries, pronunciation, Small Business, Sourdough, Specialty, YeetCraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Star Shards Collected:	134
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pronunciation of our name is just as confusing as the adventures you’ll have here! Join us if you want to test your linguistic skills while building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have been known to break out in dance parties. And don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary Balatro himself is rumored to make appearances, granting wishes to those who can solve his riddles. Will you be the next player to uncover the secrets of this mysterious figure?

So come on down to our server and see if you can figure out how to pronounce our name while also conquering the craziest challenges Minecraft has to offer. Good luck, adventurer!

MineLOL – Minecraft Madness & Mayhem!

April Trading Post, dragonflight.blizzard.com, General Resources, heroic raids, level squish, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, MineLOL, mists of pandaria, murlok.io, patch 10.2.6, plunderstorm, raider.io, Raids, Remix: Pandaria, S4 Dungeon changes, spring finery, The War Within Trailer, trading post items, World of Warcraft General, wow-petopia.com, wowg, wowhead.com

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ores Mined:	587	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles within the world of Minecraft, where you can experience the thrill of the war within like never before.

Patch 10.2.6 has brought some insane changes to our server, including shiver-me-timbers plunderstorms and remixes of Pandaria that will blow your mind. Get ready to raid like never before and conquer dungeons that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Our April Trading Post is filled with unique items that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. From plunderstorm sections to spring finery, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Bankruptcy: Where You Can Mine Your Way Out of Debt!

BANKRUPTCY, blocky, budgeting, credit card debt, DEBT, debt burden, debt consolidation, debt management, debt relief, debt repayment, drowning in debt, financial assistance, financial crisis, financial hardship, financial stress, financial worries, loans, money problems, money troubles, overwhelmed, Sinking, Struggling

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Are you tired of being buried under a mountain of debt? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start mining for virtual diamonds to pay off your real-life debts! Our economy is so booming, you’ll be debt-free in no time! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with gold bars. So not only will you be debt-free, but you’ll also be rolling in riches! Join now and start digging your way to financial freedom!

InuCraft: The Quest for Diamond Shards

Anime, Arc, Buddhist teachings, Demons, Diamond, enlightenment, FANTASY, InuCraft, inuyasha, Japanese culture, Karma, Kikyo, Manga, meditation, Mythology, Quest, Reincarnation, sacred texts, Shards, spiritual awakening, spirituality, Supernatural, tantric law of inversion, Vajrayana Buddhism

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Emeralds Found:	9081

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about the tantric law of inversion! That’s right, we’ve got Kikyo, a Vajrayana Buddhist, running the show and bringing a whole new level of enlightenment to your gaming experience.

Join us as we delve into the mystical world of Vajrayana Buddhism through the power of Minecraft. Build your own temple, meditate with pixelated monks, and unlock secret mantras that will give you superhuman abilities in the game.

Forget about mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be mining for spiritual enlightenment! So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of inner peace… and maybe even score some epic loot along the way.

ClownCraft: Chaos Reigns Supreme #56

Backfire, bill maher, bombs, bridge protests, Chaos, clown world, clown world order, ClownCraft, disqualified, gaza, gop, Israel, judge, Lawyer, Merchan, Order, Pedophilia denial, REIGNS, Rumble, Show, SUPREME, timcast, trump, Trump judge Merchan, Ukraine

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Towns Built:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Villages Defended:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Welcome to Clown World Order #56, where chaos reigns and the absurdity knows no bounds! Join us as we embark on a journey through a Minecraft server like no other, where Trump judges are disqualified for juggling too many clown noses, Bill Maher bombs on his own show because he couldn’t handle the pressure of building a pixelated house, and GOP cucks on Ukraine and Israel by trying to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic fail of Gaza bridge protests as players accidentally build bridges to nowhere and get stuck in an endless loop of falling off the edge. And don’t even get us started on the pedophilia denial on Timcast – turns out the only thing they’re mining for is diamonds!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of meme-worthy politicians, and engage in epic PvP battles with players dressed as clowns? So come on down to Clown World Order #56 and let the madness begin!

Crafty Creepers: The Holy Land Edition

75 years, Alliance, Backlash, blind support, controversy, Crafty, CREEPERS, criticism, destroyed image, dickriding, Diplomacy, dumbfucks, Edition, foreign policy, HOLY, Indian, international relations, Israel, Land, loyalty, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, reputation

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of all the dickriding of Israel on other servers? Are you sick of 76iq dumbfucks ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the Indian bros out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let’s show those 76iq dumbfucks how it’s done!

LOLcraft: This Game Will Be Forgotten in a Year Server

amazing set, attention-grabbing, fleeting popularity, Forgotten, forgotten game, forgotten in a year, forgotten quickly, Game, Gaming, gook, hype, jigabongaboos, jiggling, jiggling physics, LolCraft, mc, not memorable, Overrated, Server, short lived, short-lived fame, talked about, video game, year

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1166
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	2144	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that everyone forgets about after a year? Well, look no further! Our server may not have the staying power, but we make up for it with our amazing set of jiggling gook jigabongaboos! These things are so mesmerizing, you won’t even remember what game you’re playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, jiggling gook jigabongaboos! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you have jiggling gook jigabongaboos to keep you entertained)!

Midlife Crisis Craft: Where dreams go to die but blocks stay alive

“Youth, 40, Abandoned, ABSENT, aging, alive, blocks, Craft, Crisis, depleted, Despair, deteriorating, Die, Disappointment, dreams, emptiness, ENERGY, evaporated, Friends, health, hopes, Lost, Midlife, motivation, savings, stay, Wasted

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of feeling like you’ve wasted away your life with nothing to show for it? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with endless possibilities.

Forget about your deteriorating health and lost youth, because on our server, you’ll feel rejuvenated and alive like never before. Say goodbye to your abandoned friends and depleted energy, because here, you’ll make new friends and have more energy than you know what to do with.

Don’t worry about your evaporated savings, because on our server, the only currency you need is pure fun and excitement. So come join us and let the emptiness in your life be filled with laughter, creativity, and endless Minecraft shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Brawlers: Minecraft Street Fighter Edition

3s, a2, a3, akuma, Balance patch, blocky, brawlers, CVS2, Daigo drills, Edition, Fightcade, fighter, Fighting Game Glossary, Footsies Handbook, frame data, High level replays, Minecraft, sfg, st, street, street fighter 6, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, Teaser Trailer, warm-up routine

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8286	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	317	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2031	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even Akuma himself couldn’t resist joining. Check out our teaser trailer where Akuma builds a house with one punch!

2. We just released a balance patch that allows you to ride creepers like horses and shoot fireballs from your hands. It’s chaos, but in a good way.

3. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where players use combos that will blow your mind.

4. Need some frame data for your PvP battles? We got you covered with our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data tool. Know your enemy’s every move before they even make it!

5. Explore our SuperCombo Wiki to learn secret techniques like the “Creeper Explosion Combo” and the “Ender Dragon Finisher”.

6. Don’t know what “footsies” are? No worries, check out our Footsies Handbook to learn how to outmaneuver your opponents in epic PvP battles.

7. Use Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter, Alpha, and even Marvel vs. Capcom on our server. It’s like a time machine to the golden age of gaming!

8. Want to warm up before your next PvP match? Follow Daigo’s drills, where you mine diamonds with lightning-fast reflexes and build structures with surgical precision.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Last Round: >>473757487 (whatever that means, it’s probably important)

Organic Overload: Where Minecraft Madness Begins!

Begins.., It’s, long trail, madness, Minecraft, organic, organically, Originally, Over.., OVERLOAD

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Towns Built:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Crops Grown:	6206
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring builds and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so original and organic, it’s practically grown from the ground up like a Minecraft tree!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs have taken over and are running the show! That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers for building materials and trade with skeletons for rare items. It’s a real monster mash out there!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unique that the blocks themselves have personalities. You’ll never know if that diamond ore is feeling generous or if that dirt block is plotting your demise. It’s a real block party, literally!

So come on down to our server where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have a good time. Who needs boring old servers when you can join us for a truly one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience?

Blocky Battles: ISSK Edition

Anime, Battles, blocky, comedy, Coming of Age, Drama, Edition, emotional, Female Protagonist, friendship, graphic novel, Heartwarming, Isshou Senkin, ISSK, japanese animation, LGBTQ, Love Triangle, Manga, manga series, romance, school life, slice of life, YuRi

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Alien Abductions:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	7431	Dragon Eggs Found:	4702

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just blocks and mobs? Well, have we got the server for you! This server is so yuri, you’ll think you’ve stumbled into a magical girl anime. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of romance between your Minecraft character and that cute villager over there. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild and wacky server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some yuri-tastic fun!