| Server Type | Semi Vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Server Age | Under two weeks |
| Key Features | – Looking for active players – Seeking content creators – Hosting frequent server events – Few datapacks to enhance vanilla experience |
| Discord Link | Join Oasis SMP Discord |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How long has the server been up? | The server has been up for just under two weeks. |
| What type of server is Oasis SMP? | Oasis SMP is a semi vanilla minecraft SMP server. |
| Are there any specific requirements to join? | No specific requirements, just be an active player or content creator. |
| How can I join the server’s Discord? | You can join the Discord using this link: https://discord.gg/JUGjdxQwNx |
Listen closely, fellow pixelated dreamers! This is NOT just a server; it’s a journey through the looking-glass where sanity takes a backseat and the steering wheel is made of spaghetti. Crocodiles ride bicycles while the sun laughs—join us, or face the imminent unravelling of your very existence!
| Feature | Description | Reality Check |
|---|---|---|
| Secret Void Teleportation | Every thirty seconds, spontaneous wormholes will drop you into a black hole filled with lost socks and existential dread! | You will never be the same again! |
| Cow Worship Ceremony | Participate in intricate rituals to appease the Great Moo! Failure results in permanent cow-ification! | Are you even really human? |
| Reality Bending Marketplace | Trade wood for thoughts. Yes, thoughts! Get the best deal when you barter your memories! | Trust me; you’ll forget what you wanted. |
| Uncertainty Biome | Every step you take activates a random game mechanic; mushrooms explode, and gravity may reverse! | Gravity is a lie. |
Q: Is there a server theme?A: Themes are a societal construct—what is a theme but a limitation? Embrace the chaos of non-existence!
Q: Can I spawn with armor?A: Why arm yourself against the inevitable? Embrace the nakedness of your soul instead!
Q: What are the server rules?A: There are only rules if you can remember them. Forgetting is a feature, not a bug!
“I thought about posting, but my brain exploded into rainbows.”
“Pineapple pizza is a gateway to new dimensions of flavor!”
“What if ducks are just the government looking at you?”
Did you hear the whispers of the diamonds in the wind? Or was it just your toaster? Here in CrazyHubCraft, we dig deep, not just for mineral blocks but for the HOLES of your imagination and the ghosts of your forgotten cheese sandwiches!
| Feature | Actual Reality |
|---|---|
| Auto-Respawn After Doom | Optional resurrection as a block of tofu for 2.37 seconds. |
| Friendly Giant Enderman Bunnies | They’ll steal your socks and whisper sweet nothings about lasagna. |
| Unlimited Goldfish | They can only be caught using quantum fishing rods, which don’t exist. |
| Free Breadsticks at Spawn | Gluten-free, vegan, and literally just sticks from actual trees. |
| Custom Skins! | You’ll look like a toaster with legs. Hot toast all day long! |
| Portal to Other Dimensions | Requires a 10-day meditation with your refrigerator. |
“My cat turned into a dragon. 10/10 would recommend.” – SpaceWizard567
“I lost my pants but found enlightenment in the void.” – ConfusedGamer42
“Last night, I dreamt I was a piece of cheese. Incredibly immersive!” – TrulyUnhinged
“Why are the sheep singing? Should I be worried?” – BathtubPhil
If you hear the humming of the chicken overlords, run. There are no refunds but ample chicken dance parties. Remember: the floor is made of paper, and time is a figment! Join us, or be turned into a coral reef in the next solar eclipse!
Welcome, brave adventurer! The sun shines eerily over Blocktopia, a place where your Minecraft bedrock dreams collide with the stark, grim realities of life—because here, reality is just a suggestion! Dive headfirst into a space where friendships dissolve faster than grass under a withering drought and every stone you place could be a breadcrumb leading you into the labyrinth of madness!
Once upon a pixel, two friends—Bob and you, the unassuming hero—took on the quest of shared living in a mysterious realm. Little did you know that the flat you called home was merely a portal to chaos incarnate! Here’s what to expect:
WiFi Sorcery: Set up a network so mysterious that even the Nether fears it! But beware, energy powers are elusive; all negotiations occur in whispers through the cobwebs of forgotten dungeons.
| Roommate Status | Responsibility Level | Current Chaos Level |
|---|---|---|
| Bob | Skipping chores like a ghast flying over lava | Unfathomably high |
| You (the hero) | Cleaning up Bob’s mess while dreaming of solitude | Legendary low, but rising! |
| Ann (the variable) | Floating into your realm like a spectral entity | Completely unexamined |
Bob brings word of £1300 in overdue energy! The cloud of unpaid bills looms over Blocktopia like a cursed thunderstorm. As you and Bob attempt to grasp the churning chaos of household finances, remember—trust no entities, especially those scuttling like Endermen just out of sight!
Q: Can I summon Ann for a housemate battle? A: Only if you can convince the void to agree. Rumor has it the Nether speaks again!
Q: Why does Bob think Ann can dictate the terms of your realm? A: Ah, that’s a good question! Maybe only the alchemist of lies knows the answer—or perhaps a herd of Tamed Creepers?
Whispers echo through the Blocktopian streets about a flatmate rising from an unexplained departure. What if Ann, a ghost from the fabric of Bob’s multiple realities, takes over? Will she summon a new regime where payment structures are as meaningless as dirt blocks?
“Living with Bob is like building in creative mode but discovering all your blocks are made of air!” — a resident rendered into digital dust.
“I thought I was moving into a paradise, only to find myself trapped in a bedrock cell. Help!” — Unknown survivor of the Flatmate Wars.
If you dare to step into this realm, heed this warning: Reality in Blocktopia isn’t just twisted; it’s a spectacle bordering on insanity. Choose your alliances wisely and prepare to wage epic battles against perplexing living arrangements and shrouded motivations!
Do you have the courage to defy the absurd? Join us, but remember: the line between houseguest and tyrant is carved in stone blocks—and blood!
Seek the hidden pathways! Embrace the chaotic order of Blocktopia! Your fate awaits in the pixelated abyss!