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MemoryFaded Minecraft SMP

Childhood, distant, distant memory, distinct, distinct memory, Faded, Forgotten, Lost, MemoryFaded, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Obscure, Overlooked, past, Personal, Recollection, Reminiscing, smp, Special, Unique, vivid memory

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Enchantments Applied:	88

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether.

Join us for epic adventures, like the time we all rode pigs off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava but somehow survived because we had enchanted diamond armor. Or how about the time we built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a dance party every Friday night in the End dimension.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

MemoryWipeCraft

bad memory, chance, coping, erase, forgiveness, growth, healing, letting go, Life, MemoryWipeCraft, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, past, Reflection, regret, resilience, self improvement, self-care, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Enchantments Applied:	72	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7764

Are you tired of mining away in the same old boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer the unique ability to erase one bad memory from your life! That’s right, just hop on our server, find the Memory Eraser block, and say goodbye to that embarrassing moment when you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the land and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an unlimited supply of diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server. Will you be the next lucky player to catch the Diamond Unicorn?

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to erase bad memories, catch a Diamond Unicorn, and embark on wild adventures that you’ll never forget (unless you erase them, of course)!

2000s Minecraft War Server

“2000s”, comparison, Decades, Distance, Future, generations, historical context, History, Impact, milestone, Minecraft, past, perspective, PRESENT, progress, Reflection, Server, significant events, societal changes, Time, Timeline, vietnam war, War, year 2000

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LOOK NO FURTHER, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS MORE LIT THAN A NETHER PORTAL ON FIRE!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, MORE THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT! AND OUR BUILDERS? THEY’RE SO TALENTED, THEY COULD TURN A PIG INTO A PALACE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, IT’S SAID THAT NOTCH HIMSELF LOGS ON TO PLAY WHEN HE NEEDS A BREAK FROM DEVELOPING THE GAME. TRUE STORY, BRO.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE RIDING A MINECART STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!

MissinTheCraft SMP

longing, longing for the past, loved ones, Memories, missing, missing experiences, missing loved ones, missing memories, missing moments, missing someone, Missing something, missing the good old days., missing the past, missing time, MissinTheCraft, Nostalgia, nostalgia for the past, past, Reminiscing, smp, yearning

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and golden apples. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to fight for us. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more. We have a whole village of villagers who are all secretly ninjas and will protect you from any creepers that come your way. Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. It’s like Disneyland, but with more lava.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.

So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyNostalgia

amusing, Carefree, cherished, Childhood, CraftyNostalgia, delightful, Fun, Happy, Heartwarming, Innocence, joy, Laughter, long-lasting, Memory, Nostalgia, past, playful, Recollection, Reminiscence, sentimental, Smile

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Remember that time when you were a kid and you accidentally set your neighbor’s cat on fire with a magnifying glass? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, you can relive that hilarious moment over and over again! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where all the creepers go to boogie down. So come join us for a wild ride that will make you smile like a kid again!

Cassette Rewind Kids Server

(Audio), analog, Cassette, cassette players, cassette tapes, childhood memories, digital age, Entertainment, generation gap, History, Kids, kids today, Music, Nostalgia, obsolete, obsolete technology, past, pop culture, Retro, rewind, Server, Technology, vintage

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Void Gems Collected:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, kids born after cassette players were poppin’ won’t even know why rewind is called rewind, like whaaat?!

We got pigs flyin’ around like they own the place, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ for emeralds.

Our admins are like wizards, grantin’ wishes and turnin’ diamonds into cookies. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party with glowstone dance floor and DJ zombie spinnin’ the tunes.

So come on over and join the party, cuz on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility.

TimeTravelerKid – Minecraft SMP

advice, Communication, Conversation, Experience, guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Mentorship, Minecraft, Nostalgia, opportunity, past, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, self improvement, self reflection, smp, time travel, TimeTravelerKid, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Emeralds Found:	5459	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cookies. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire, and a secret society of talking chickens who control the economy. Plus, every full moon we have a massive dance party with all the mobs from the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a potato for good luck.

PixelPioneerCraft

“2000s”, 90s, Childhood, Digital, electronics, Evolution, Gadgets, high-tech, History, innovation, Memories, Nostalgia, obsolete, old school, Outdated, past, PixelPioneerCraft, progress, Retro, Technology, vintage

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ores Mined:	4348
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Emeralds Found:	8293
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Remember when floppy disks were the bomb dot com? Well, just like those ancient relics, this Minecraft server is a blast from the past in all the best ways! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated nostalgia and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that we have actual time-traveling llamas that can take you back to the Stone Age or forward to the year 3000. Want to ride a T-Rex through a futuristic city made entirely of cheese? Done. How about battling robot zombies in a medieval castle? Easy peasy.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Floppy disks? Pfft, who needs ’em when you’ve got time-traveling llamas and cheese cities!

KidMeSaysMCSMP

child version, Childhood, emotional well being, Future, Inner child, KidMeSaysMCSMP, mental health, past, personal growth, PRESENT, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-doubt, self-identity, self-validation

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Bro, if you join this epic Minecraft SMP, you’ll be transported to a magical land where the child version of you will actually appear and ask if we turned out okay. And get this, if you say yes, you get a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. But if you say no, you have to fight a giant chicken with a mustache. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and let’s see if we turned out okay together!

ExSweaterSitchCraft

Boundaries, comfort, Communication, emotional, ex, ex girlfriend, ExSweaterSitchCraft, friendship, gift exchange, Insecurity, Jealousy, Lesbian, Memories, past, possessiveness, refusal, relationship, Soft, Sweater, tradition, unreasonable

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my ex-girlfriend’s jealousy over a sweater.

We’ve got a community tighter than my sister and Cindy’s bond, with friendships that last longer than my failed relationship with Cindy. And just like Cindy fixing my mom’s washer, our server will fix all your Minecraft needs.

Join us for yearly gift exchanges that are more intense than my girlfriend’s reaction to a simple sweater gift. Will she forbid you from wearing the softest sweater you’ve ever felt? Find out on our server!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than my love life. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our server?

Crafty Creepers: Where Even Manga Characters Play Minecraft

all time, Anime, Characters, Crafty, CREEPERS, Mainstream, Manga, Minecraft, most overrated, overhyped, Overrated, Overrated anime, overrated art, overrated comic, overrated culture, overrated entertainment, overrated fiction, overrated graphic novel, overrated literature, Overrated manga, overrated media, overrated series, overrated story, Play, Popular

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magic Items Found:	4560	Towns Built:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a WACKY time filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY builds, and OUTRAGEOUS mini-games!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds – they were MAGIC diamonds that granted the player the ability to fly like a DERPY chicken!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CREEPER KING, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. If you can out-dance the CREEPER KING, you’ll be rewarded with a RAINBOW sword that shoots EXPLODING kittens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this server is NOT overrated – it’s just AWESOME in every way!

Blocky Life LOLz

1. Life purpose, blocky, deep thoughts 3. Life’s journey, existential crisis 2. Meaning of life, inner exploration, introspection, introspective journey, Life, life’s meaning, life’s mysteries, life’s purpose 4. Purposeful living, lolz, philosophical pondering, questioning existence, seeking answers, seeking truth, Self Discovery, self reflection, Soul searching, spiritual awakening

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ores Mined:	9666
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing pigs!

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to play on our server when he needs a break from creating the game!

If you join us, you’ll have the chance to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds! And don’t worry about creepers blowing it up, we have a team of superhero mods who will protect your creations!

So why do we do this life? Because on our server, anything is possible and every day is a party! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

Assassination, Conflict, Crisis, escalation, Flight 752, general, International Airlines, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, plane, Politics, PvP, Qasem Soleimani, RETALIATION, Retribution, Soleimani, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, Unpredictable, War, world, world news

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the international incidents caused by our players!

Join now to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging political turmoil and unexpected plot twists.

Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a rogue world leader.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join our server today and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

4chan, forum, funny, humor, imageboard, internet culture, internet history, internet phenomenon, Meme culture, memes, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Online Community, pants, PantsShitting, reaction, Server, Shit, ten years ago, this made, V, viral, viral sensation

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3586
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Towns Built:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Enchantments Applied:	293	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

albania, albanians, BALKANS, blocks, building, Crafty, culture, diaspora, eastern europe, ethnicity, expatriates, Flag, heritage, Identity, immigration, kosovo, Larping, Living, Nationality, patriotism, Politics, society, Traditions

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can finally live out your dreams of larping as a patriot with an Albanian flag! Join us and show off your patriotism in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also embark on INSANE adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true patriot in the most LOLZY way possible. Who knows, you might even become the LEGENDARY cheese castle builder of our server!

CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!

2B-ANON, Chaos, CraftyFantasyVS, dlc, EU tournament, F2P rotation, FANTASY, FERRY-ANON, Fun, gbvsg, granblue, Granblue Fantasy VS, Latam, Match Replays., meets, Minecraft, NA tournament, Nuuvem, patch notes, PC lobby, Resources, Seox Battlepass, Sho-san, Steam page, Twitter hashtags, Vane Character Guide

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	307	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the ultimate showdown where Sho-san is getting the boot in a wild edition you won’t want to miss. But that’s not all, we’ve got a NA tournament happening at 42:30pm PT/5:30pm ET on Sunday, April 21st. Why should you join? Well, because Seox Battlepass is out and Vane has a character guide that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got EU tournaments, NA tournaments, and even (un)official PC lobbies where you can battle it out with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the upcoming DLC featuring Beatrix in late May, and this week’s F2P rotation including Gran, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnir – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even run into Ferry-anon and become a legend in the (un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobby. Join us for the craziest events, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos ensue!

Blocky Bizarre Adventures

A certain man, active stand, Adventures, altercations, attractive, big dick energy, BIZARRE, blocky, Durability, growth potential, heal condition, Jojo stand concepts, Love machine, lover’s husbands, mystic aura, non-violent nature, Precision, Prince, RANGE, rasputin, song-based stands, SPEED, Stand cry, Stats, strength, survive damage, WOMAN

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can create stands based on songs! One of our most popular stands is Rasputin. Imagine having a stand that allows you to go out of altercations with your lover’s husbands unharmed. Who wouldn’t want that kind of protection?

But wait, there’s more! With the passive ability “Love machine”, the user emits a mystic aura called “big dick energy” that makes them very attractive to women. It’s like having a love potion in Minecraft!

The main ability of Rasputin, “A certain man”, allows the user to survive any damage as long as it’s dealt to them and not their stand when it’s active. Talk about being invincible in the game!

And don’t forget about the auxiliary ability “Prince”, which can heal any condition as long as it’s not of a violent nature. Who needs a health potion when you have this stand?

With stats like Speed: B, Strength: B, Range: C, Durability: E, Growth Potential: D, and Precision: C, Rasputin is a force to be reckoned with in the Minecraft world.

And when Rasputin cries out “Ra Ra Ra Ra Rasputin!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride on our server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Blocky Banquet

action, Adventure, anime adaptation, Banquet, blocky, Character development, Cooking, cute, dungeon crawling, dungeon meshi, FANTASY, Food, friendship, humor, japanese manga, Manga, manga series, Marcille, Monsters, ongoing series, teamwork, weekly updates

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	954	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join us and embark on a journey filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and zombie disco parties.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon. They mined diamonds for days and became the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary enchanted taco stand where you can trade your diamonds for delicious tacos that give you special powers. Want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? Just eat a taco and watch the magic happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most awesome Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Farms Harvested:	700
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Welcome to our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is populated by unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give you unlimited diamonds just for saying “hello.” – You can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. – Our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers who know how to drop sick beats. – Every time you mine a block, a celebrity appears and gives you a high five. – The ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood hipster who will let you ride on its back if you compliment its vintage sunglasses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

Game Over, Steve!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3584
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	3643	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we apologize to Italy in the most hilarious way possible! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of Italian grandmas who will bake you virtual pizzas while you mine for diamonds. Mama mia!

2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Climb to the top and jump off for a thrilling experience!

3. Our PvP arena is shaped like a giant spaghetti bowl, where you can battle it out with other players using meatball cannons and marinara swords.

4. The creepers on our server wear tiny gondolier hats and sing opera as they explode. It’s both terrifying and hilarious!

So come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Sorry Italy, but we’re having too much fun to stop now!